View Full Version : I got Babalu'd!


Bluecifer
03-14-2003, 01:41 PM
Last night I got kicked in the face during training when I ducked when I should have weaved. My eye closed and bled gross enough to make my GF cry when I got home. I've had shiners before, but not burst blood vessels all in the white of my eye. The part that is supposed to be white is bright bloody red. Anyone know long these burst blood vessel in the eye take to heal? I would appreciate anyone's input who has had experience with this type injury.

Curly Howard
03-14-2003, 01:45 PM
About 2 weeks or so. I never had one but my buddy did. I always end up with a broken nose.

handjobs4dollars
03-14-2003, 01:49 PM
And I got my foot ****ed up by heel hook last night. No cardio training this weekend.

Bluecifer
03-14-2003, 01:49 PM
2 weeks! That sucks. Broken noses suck too, I've had mine broken twice but not in MMA. This is probably the worst lick I've taken in MMA.

VulgarTheClown
03-14-2003, 01:54 PM
man are you kidding!!!

this si the oolest ****!

you look like a tweeked out vampire when taht **** happens.

My freind had an asma attacvk and face planted into the floor bursting the blood vessels in both eyes it was the coolest **** EVER!

Bluecifer
03-14-2003, 01:57 PM
It's gross and I feel self-conscious at work, it's also really upsetting to my GF. I feel like **** today.

DOGGx0
03-14-2003, 02:11 PM
"i got babalu'd"

lmfao! best quote ever!!!

Bluecifer
03-14-2003, 02:13 PM
Thanks Dogg!

wondermut
03-14-2003, 02:15 PM
Mine heeled in 3 days....but i didnt get kicked it was a thumb.

Money
03-14-2003, 02:15 PM
I hope you are okay. Mr. BB. I wouldn't want that face of yours to suffer any more damage than it has.

Peace, my brother.

Bluecifer
03-14-2003, 02:21 PM
Originally posted by wondermut
Mine heeled in 3 days....but i didnt get kicked it was a thumb.

3 days? I feel a little better. Thanks wonder, that is encouraging.

Bluecifer
03-14-2003, 02:23 PM
Originally posted by Money
I hope you are okay. Mr. BB. I wouldn't want that face of yours to suffer any more damage than it has.

Peace, my brother.

Thank you money. I'll ignore the insult part because I just don't have the energy to spar with you today.

VulgarTheClown
03-14-2003, 02:50 PM
your girl freind will relax. don't be selfconcious either wearthat **** like a badge of honor. like in fight club when Norton is talkin about his bruises at work.

Bluecifer
03-14-2003, 02:58 PM
Thanks vulgar, I guess I should try to take your advice. She(my GF) just doesn't understand why I like MMA and I have a suit type job where I feel that people will be judgeing me. And unlike Ed Norton in Fight Club, I like my profession and coming in with a bloody shiner makes me feel unprofessional and self conscious. I also couldn't sleep, so I'm probably feeling a bit more pissy than usual. It's been a long week.

VulgarTheClown
03-14-2003, 03:01 PM
when yo uget home from work just relax man.

Stress can pop blood vessels to and it could likely slow the healing.

just cool out, hit the hot tub if you got access, relax get a massage, ask your g/f for one.

lie on the couch watch some TV and cuddle wit hthe lady folk. relaxation helps alot.

on top of that she is likely to think your being super attentive and sweet and your likely to get soe oral action.


all that and all you had to do was relax.

now i wonder why i don't relax more.

Bluecifer
03-14-2003, 03:13 PM
Good advice. I'll see if I can get out of here early. I'm so ****in' glad it's Friday.

VulgarTheClown
03-14-2003, 03:21 PM
no prob. have a good weekend

Bluecifer
03-14-2003, 03:22 PM
Thanks. You too.

Laura
03-14-2003, 06:01 PM
no ****...my eye was ****ed up like that for about a week when i got kicked in the face by a horse...but it wasn't my whole eye...

Bluecifer
03-14-2003, 06:08 PM
A horse? Damn! The shiner part isn't what bugs me so much as the broken blood vessels in my eye. That just kind of grosses me out. It kept me up all night too so I'm tired.

Laura
03-14-2003, 06:11 PM
the blood vessels were kind busted...but I had a big "u" shaped bruise underneath my eye...like on my cheekbone...it wasn't too bad...my eye felt like it was on fire for a couple hours after it happened...ice helps...been to an opthamologist?

Bluecifer
03-14-2003, 06:17 PM
No. I don't think it's bad enough to go the Doc, just enough to make me feel self conscious at work and continuously ache. My bruise is already very dark and puffy, it's bruising has even spread a little to my other eye, but the part that sucks is the bright bloody redness that has replaced what used to be the white part of my eyeball.

Laura
03-14-2003, 06:22 PM
well...of course you know that cold helps with swelling...but you may be past that point...dude, i'd recommend a doctor...just to make sure your ****'s gonna go back the right way...are you havin' any problems seeing...or does it just look jacked? my eye was like that on the outside white part. from afar it looked like i had a lazy eye and was always checkin' something out to my left!

Bluecifer
03-14-2003, 06:26 PM
It's almost swelled shut, but I can see out of it, my visions not blurry or anything. I'll totally ice it again when I get off work today.

Laura
03-14-2003, 06:35 PM
damn...sounds sucky...you'll be okay...here's some advice to help ya out...don't let anyone kick you in the face again. can we get a picture of the damage?

Bluecifer
03-14-2003, 06:40 PM
I don't have a digital cam yet. I'll work on the not getting kicked in the face part. I avoided a bunch of other shots but never even saw the kick that caught me. I know I'll be alright, just today I feel like a beat up hooker...

handjobs4dollars
03-14-2003, 06:43 PM
I remember when I was 10 I got the lens of my eye crack when a tennis ball hit me. I had to wear a eye patch for a week.

Laura
03-14-2003, 06:44 PM
c'mon...you know beat up hookers at least cover it up with makeup and wear sunglasses...

Laura
03-14-2003, 06:45 PM
ouch!!! cracked your lens? wtf? did you run around screamin' "arghhhh matey" to all the kids on the playground?

handjobs4dollars
03-14-2003, 06:46 PM
No hit the ground and started crying.

Laura
03-14-2003, 06:47 PM
c'mon...there wasn't a "shiver me timbers" or "where's my buried treasure"...all comments post eye patch that is!

handjobs4dollars
03-14-2003, 06:49 PM
It wasn't a priate eyepatch. It's was a peice of white sheet that was taped to me face.

Bluecifer
03-14-2003, 06:51 PM
I wish I had a cool pirate eyepatch...

handjobs4dollars
03-14-2003, 06:52 PM
You should go to the doctors and ask for one. Chicks dig priate's.

Bluecifer
03-14-2003, 06:54 PM
Don't wanna pay my insurance deductible, I'll just grin and bare it.

Laura
03-14-2003, 06:54 PM
that's funny that you had a sheet taped to your face!!! bwahahaha...lmfao!!! did you look like you were starting initiation for the klan?

Laura
03-14-2003, 06:55 PM
pirates can be pretty sexy...how 'bout you cut your leg off too and replace it with a 2 X 4?

handjobs4dollars
03-14-2003, 06:56 PM
No it was round and only covered my eye.

Laura
03-14-2003, 06:59 PM
DAMN!!! that would have been funny to see! bwahaha!

Laura
03-14-2003, 07:01 PM
i remember the crappiest eye thing that ever happened to me was when some punk threw sand at my face and i got a ****load in the eye...i had to go to the doctor. he put some **** in my eye so it would glow underneath a black light (it burned like acid!), then propped my eyelids open with some contraption, turned off the lights, flipped on the black light, and proceeded to pick every piece of sand off my eye ball with ****ing q-tips!!! it sucked 'cause i could see the q-tip comin' and wanted to blink but couldn't...

handjobs4dollars
03-14-2003, 07:09 PM
Thw worst eye thing I ever saw was at a rugby game in high school. When one guy went for a low tackle. And he got kick in the face in trying. Cut across the eye. Blood all over the field. We sent him a card the next week.

http://www.redrhinosports.com/isroot/RRS/Images/2455005.jpg

VulgarTheClown
03-14-2003, 07:37 PM
that was me

Laura
03-14-2003, 07:38 PM
yuck.

Laura
03-14-2003, 07:40 PM
some dude at work was tellin' me that his old chief was standing outside doin' something stupid, lifting something not too heavy or somethin'...NO!!! they were all playing volleyball and this dudes eyeball popped out of his head...just hangin' there by the stuff...i think i would have barfed.

handjobs4dollars
03-14-2003, 07:42 PM
The thing it would be hanging from is the optical nerve

Laura
03-14-2003, 07:49 PM
yeah...thanks doogie howser m.d.

handjobs4dollars
03-14-2003, 07:51 PM
Sorry I passed grade 11 science.

Laura
03-14-2003, 07:59 PM
11th grade...that's it. ;)