View Full Version : Have you guys ever murdered a sparring partner?


kryo
08-01-2007, 07:05 PM
Because I just did and I am getting sued. Right after I ****ing destroyed the heavy bag and my gloves, I got into spar a super heavy weight.. the guy was talking so much **** to me but I was like "CHILL MAN I'M GOIN EASY" but damn I was hookin him so much.. gettin inside and ****. ****.. I hit him like 4 times in the head with my hooks-o-death and he just died. The white f4ggot just died while standing up! Then I walked over to my corner and asked my trainer what I should do.. he said to go buy some new 20 oz gloves so next time I'll only severely injure my training partners and the heavy bags. ****.

News got around and I was offered a title fight but I turned it down because it wasn't against Mike Tyson, even though, "I would get into the ring with him just to see how hard he could hit." *BULL*****

Versastyle
08-01-2007, 07:11 PM
1/10.:lol1: If you wanna try to flame me do it in the Thunderdome. Your flaming skills are mediocre. Step yo game up in posting and in boxing.:wave:

SpeedKillz
08-01-2007, 07:11 PM
Because I just did and I am getting sued. Right after I ****ing destroyed the heavy bag and my gloves, I got into spar a super heavy weight.. the guy was talking so much **** to me but I was like "CHILL MAN I'M GOIN EASY" but damn I was hookin him so much.. gettin inside and ****. ****.. I hit him like 4 times in the head with my hooks-o-death and he just died. The white f4ggot just died while standing up! Then I walked over to my corner and asked my trainer what I should do.. he said to go buy some new 20 oz gloves so next time I'll only severely injure my training partners and the heavy bags. ****.

News got around and I was offered a title fight but I turned it down because it wasn't against Mike Tyson, even though, "I would get into the ring with him just to see how hard he could hit." *BULL*****

HAHA lol this sounds like an old school White Hope thread. good stuff.

kryo
08-01-2007, 07:11 PM
1/10.:lol1: If you wanna try to flame me do it in the Thunderdome. Your flaming skills are mediocre. Step yo game up in posting and in boxing.:wave:

10/10, you are God.

Versastyle
08-01-2007, 07:13 PM
10/10, you are God.

I know I am. Tell me something I dont know.:slap:

kryo
08-01-2007, 07:14 PM
I know I am. Tell me something I dont know.:slap:

You also have down syndrome.

Versastyle
08-01-2007, 07:14 PM
I have down syndrome.

Tell me something I didnt know.

kryo
08-01-2007, 07:15 PM
I am now going to say something that no one knows but me: I am a closet homosexual.

Oh man, that was clever.

BrooklynBomber
08-01-2007, 07:16 PM
Yeah, a bunch of them and I bury them in my backyard.

My friends even started to call my sparring sessions ethnic cleansings, since I only murder asians, blacks and latinos.

kryo
08-01-2007, 07:17 PM
Yeah, a bunch of them and I bury them in my backyard.

My friends even started to call my sparring sessions ethnic cleansings, since I only murder asians, blacks and latinos.


Hahahahahaha

Versastyle
08-01-2007, 07:18 PM
Oh man, that was clever.

haha. Boy that was weak.Especially since I just did it.:no:

kryo
08-01-2007, 07:20 PM
I love boys.

This game is fun. Let us continue.

Versastyle
08-01-2007, 07:22 PM
This game is fun. Let us continue.

You're no fun. I need a better flamer. 1/10.

kryo
08-01-2007, 07:25 PM
Unfortunately, all you do is rate the persons posts who are flaming you.. thus making you look like the cool kid. I'm here to tell you you're just a ***got.

Versastyle
08-01-2007, 07:29 PM
Unfortunately, all you do is rate the persons posts who are flaming you.. thus making you look like the cool kid. I'm here to tell you you're just a ***got.

Got too serious there buddy. 2/10.:lol1:

kryo
08-01-2007, 07:35 PM
I want you in the sack. 8==D ( | ) 10/10.:lol1:

So queer..

Versastyle
08-01-2007, 07:38 PM
So queer..

You done embarrassing yourself yet?:lol1: Ask some of the regular posters to help you with flaming. Because that was beyond pathetic.

Kayo
08-01-2007, 08:20 PM
Just once....the dumbass got in the way of my car

kryo
08-01-2007, 08:35 PM
You done embarrassing yourself yet?:lol1: Ask some of the regular posters to help you with flaming. Because that was beyond pathetic.

Should not start a sentence with the word 'because'.

Versastyle
08-01-2007, 08:42 PM
Should not start a sentence with the word 'because'.

Correcting grammar is a sign of giving up. I'll give that a 3/10. Although many ppl try to correct grammar when they've run out of material. Come on now!:wave:

Versastyle
08-01-2007, 08:51 PM
Give up already Kryo?:lol1:

FIGHTING_FLIP
08-01-2007, 09:00 PM
i have..it was about my 4th or 5th spar.. i just sparred one of the best dudes in the gym and i didnt get hit clean so many times ( i never do..not to be ****y..i just got a good winky defense) so i thought i was done for the day..but one of the other trainers says he wants to see this new white kid spar..so he says ay where the filipino dude at..so i gear up again..and my confidence is hella high bcuz i just sparred a real good fighter, and that i was gonna spar a new kid who barely knows **** compared to me..so the bell rings and we circle a lil bit n then i come in to throw a hook and bam he caught me with a right..i wasnt expecting that so then i start bobbin n weaving trying to intimidate him a bit n bam he hits me with a jab..i ve been hit more times from a beginner then i did with a dam good amateur..so i let him open up a bit and waited for the right and right when he threw it i slipped it n threw a real heavy left hook( oops) and all i see is blood all over the guy)..i was pissed at the moment so i went after the guy hard n quick n soon enough the trainer yells out thats enough..and i take a step back dudes clothes is covered in blood..and i had white gloves on so my gloves had blood all over..it felt pretty good tho

Hitman932
08-01-2007, 10:13 PM
my trainer put me in to spar a guy who weighs damn near 400 pounds last week... i weight 182... he never touched me and i all i was doing was jabbing him and hooking the **** out of his body... i always get asked to spar these fat ass dudes cause im 6'3 and if im the only other bigger guy they just throw me in there with em

i could have killed him if i wanted to but it wouldnt have proven ****.. hell i probably could have sprinted across the ring and nailed him with a running happy gilmore punch if it was a real fight

mickeyb
08-02-2007, 09:36 AM
I walked into my gym and theres people already sparrring and this kid who i don't recognise, he's a little shorter than me but he's doing pretty good. Suddenly my trainer shouts at me to boot up cos he wants me to spar. So i step into the ring and the bell goes. Anyway... he comes on pretty hard and strong, so i'm flicking the jab and he's wading in and killing me with his body shots.

Thats when i got pissed off.

So i upped my game (cos i was going easy on the ***) and got light on my feet and slipped 3 of his shots and BANG gave him an uppercut, his legs went to jelly and he said "no mas, no mas.". When he said it, it rang a bell... then he took his headgear off.

OMFG! It was a prime Roberto Duran! Although i had my suspicions because I noticed a time machine in the corner of the gym that hadn't been there before. I picked Roberto up and told him he did well, but he needed to work on his defence a little better and showed him a few pointers.

He was crying and ****, but i was like "Signor! Tu Es Maricon PUTA!" Cos i can speak fluent spanish. He wanted to start something again but i was like doing an impression like "no mas! boo hoo! no mas!" and rubbing my eyes pretending to cry.

ANyway he got back in the time machine and i told him to keep his S.American ass outta my gym and outta my ****ing time period.

SpeedKillz
08-02-2007, 10:08 AM
I walked into my gym and theres people already sparrring and this kid who i don't recognise, he's a little shorter than me but he's doing pretty good. Suddenly my trainer shouts at me to boot up cos he wants me to spar. So i step into the ring and the bell goes. Anyway... he comes on pretty hard and strong, so i'm flicking the jab and he's wading in and killing me with his body shots.

Thats when i got pissed off.

So i upped my game (cos i was going easy on the ***) and got light on my feet and slipped 3 of his shots and BANG gave him an uppercut, his legs went to jelly and he said "no mas, no mas.". When he said it, it rang a bell... then he took his headgear off.

OMFG! It was a prime Roberto Duran! Although i had my suspicions because I noticed a time machine in the corner of the gym that hadn't been there before. I picked Roberto up and told him he did well, but he needed to work on his defence a little better and showed him a few pointers.

He was crying and ****, but i was like "Signor! Tu Es Maricon PUTA!" Cos i can speak fluent spanish. He wanted to start something again but i was like doing an impression like "no mas! boo hoo! no mas!" and rubbing my eyes pretending to cry.

ANyway he got back in the time machine and i told him to keep his S.American ass outta my gym and outta my ****ing time period.

LMAO!!! mad K comin ur way mick.

eazy_mas
08-02-2007, 10:20 AM
I once killed someone in sparring but it not human. I went to the zoo and fought a lion with a Gorrila at the same time. and once in spain i killed a bull and bear/

are they going to sue me just want to know if it the same procedure as when you killed that person in the gym.

and yes the Peta animal right group are in my ass. those vid tape came out late to them that is why i dont post some of my serect training :boxing:

danny stash
08-02-2007, 10:45 AM
Yeah, a bunch of them and I bury them in my backyard.

My friends even started to call my sparring sessions ethnic cleansings, since I only murder asians, blacks and latinos.
classic response...LMAO

Chief Vash
08-02-2007, 06:03 PM
So much pent up hostility.

Boxer death in ring = omitted from suits.