Last night, we (girl and me) had a couple over that we are good friends with. My girl and the other girl went to uni together and me and her fella have always hit it off really well.

Anyways, they are having some cashflow problems. he has gone back to school, she isn't earning a great deal as her work is highly irregular right now so that is putting a strain on things anyway.

Last night though, she got pretty drunk and was pretty ****en abusive toward him, saying he is a useless cunt and all the rest. he handled it pretty well I thought and wouldn't get into a slanging match with her then, which is pretty classy in my eyes!

She was out of ****en control and wanted to drive home, so I hid her keys...it was almost like babysitting.

To be honest, it was one of the more awkward nihts of my life, seeing two people that I actually like falling apart in front of my eyes...

I am never having people over again

That sucks. If I was that abused guy I wouldn't put out until she bought me something nice.

Thats ****ed up, I hate when people argue at other peoples houses, rude......

is she like that when shes sober??? or is she a crazy drunk???

Crazy drunk *****es are scary...and sometimes they make me cry...

That's what you get for having friends man... you should know better!

You really should tell your male pal to find his bollocks and slap her one!

- The Jake

Yes...Jake is right. Friends = trouble!

She is one of the nicest people I know when sober...but get a few drinks in her and she is a ****en menace

Creepy wench.

that sucks for your friend, how can they have a good night together if she gets crazy like that

eat her brain

Originally posted by Playful Agony
that sucks for your friend, how can they have a good night together if she gets crazy like that

Sadly...he normally has to regulate how much she drinks and she isn't allowed to drink Vodka as she gets punchy. She has punched him while he was sleeping a few times when she has come home drunk...scary chick

I had an ex-punch me in the face once, well, technically four times. She wasn't drunk though, just po'd.

I had one throw rocks at me once...she was both drunk and pissed off

Those are pretty embarassing situations I agree.

These women need to be put in place.

Take a page from the book of Connery,

http://ibelgique.ifrance.com/cinedestin/films/l/lesi/lesincorruptibles.jpg

they bring a knife, you bring a gun,
they throw a rock, you throw a brick,
they throw a punch, you choke the ***** out.

- The Jake

I've never had a girl huck rocks at me, at least not yet.

LMAO @ Connerys words of wisdom!

Connery is a legend mate

"PICK SWORDS!"

- The Jake

That SNL was funny as hell! I also liked norm as burt reynolds!

Seldom your such a good guy. I just laugh at my firends and tell them that thier girl friends were hitting on other guys in the bars.

Originally posted by Blue Bulldogge
That SNL was funny as hell! I also liked norm as burt reynolds!
Was worried nobody would get that line!

It kicked ass... I'm gonna change my avatar to Sean Connery from SNL soon.

I liked Burt Reynolds as well, especially as TURD FERGUSON with that stupid hat....

- The Jake

Turd Ferguson ruled...now i need to go watch that.

Get your name changed again Jake...it was well suited.

That was one of the few SNL's I have ever seen...that is another show I wish we got down here

Go on kazaa and download them. retard.

I could do that...but I have neither the time or inclination

Then shut the **** up

make me

Originally posted by seldomTap
Last night, we (girl and me) had a couple over that we are good friends with. My girl and the other girl went to uni together and me and her fella have always hit it off really well.

Anyways, they are having some cashflow problems. he has gone back to school, she isn't earning a great deal as her work is highly irregular right now so that is putting a strain on things anyway.

Last night though, she got pretty drunk and was pretty ****en abusive toward him, saying he is a useless cunt and all the rest. he handled it pretty well I thought and wouldn't get into a slanging match with her then, which is pretty classy in my eyes!

She was out of ****en control and wanted to drive home, so I hid her keys...it was almost like babysitting.

To be honest, it was one of the more awkward nihts of my life, seeing two people that I actually like falling apart in front of my eyes...

I am never having people over again

I'll be over tonite for kababs.

Originally posted by seldomTap
make me
Hey the belt is one the line man. All you gotta do is show up.

Carefull Hockey he's a mod. They have powers, scary powers.

Then I guess I am shaking in my skates

kockey hocket.

Originally posted by HockeyFighter
Hey the belt is one the line man. All you gotta do is show up.

We need Shooto to hook up a venue in hawaii for it...meet halfway...kinda!


And Magic...we are fresh out of kebabs...she has eaten all of them again! Once again I am kebabless

have you ever had a midget munch on your kaba?