For once in a long time, my day is going pretty good:crazy2:

That's a great story...I have duty and it sucks ass...but thanks for asking. :)

Good for you. I'm not doing all that ****in' bad either. I've managed to get enough work done whilst I post to consider this a productive day.

well i just set another company record to add to my Most Litigation Threats in One Month award in december.....

now i have now been crowned 1st Loan Officer to Have 2 Fundings Reversed on One Loan in a 2 Day Period.


thank you thank you!!!

how'd it go with the candidate? i just got off watch...so I hopefully won't have too much else goin' on....

Wow, that sucks purity. That's the equivalent of what's called fallout for me.

Originally posted by Laura
how'd it go with the candidate? i just got off watch...so I hopefully won't have too much else goin' on....

That one we were talking about was a waste of my time, but I had a commercial lines manager come into my office today that is a walking placement, which equals money in my pocket.

Ooops. Stupid spilled coffee.

Erghhh...fire drill in an hour...blech.

That sucks. How do your duty shifts work? Is it like a typical 8-5 work week?

every 8 days I have to spend 36+ hours on the boat...come in at 0430, do normal work PLUS stand any assigned 4-6 hour watch, spend the night...on a boat...and then wake up the next mornin...same time, and do another rull work day until they let you go....erghh.

?!?!?!

The ****?

What are you, a ninja-security-fisherman?

Originally posted by GhosT^x0
?!?!?!

The ****?

What are you, a ninja-security-fisherman?

She's one of Americas finest protecting our quilt of Freedom with the controlled use of military might.

I like to think that she's kind of like Demi Moore in GI Jane, only with pierced nips and an airstrip...

close...I'm in the Navy...

Sounds like the reserves or coast-guard.

TEN HUT, MAGGOT

0400 HOURS YOU WASTES OF LIFE

ABOUT FACE

AYE AYE SIR

WHATS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION NUMBNUTS

DROP AND GIMME 20

Oh wait, that's the marines.

P.C. how DARE you insult me with a "reserves/coast guard"...bb... thanks for remembering the airstrip detail...that's great

yeah...we're not that mean...but we own the marines, so maybe they get it from us...who knows...

Navy does not own the Marines.

2 different leagues, that's like sayin Football players own Hockey players.

It was just a guess from the info provided, ball-buster ;).

ghost...no, really...the Navy does own the Marines...they are a branch set up under the DON (Department Of the Navy)...I'm not sayin' we "own" them...but literally own them...get it?

Do you own a gun Laura?

The Marines = first to arrive, last to leave. No one owns them, not even the ones who own them.

Are you that purple karate chick I keep seein pictures of?

okay...ghost...you're dumb...how the **** do you think they GET to where they're goin? how do you think they GET the **** home? I've never said we "own" them...I'm just sayin' they're under our branch...did you miss the email I sent before this? I guess you didn't get it...anywho...no, I'm not the purple karate chick, but if I was what difference does it make to you?

BB...don't own a gun, yet...I really want one...I'm getting qualed on 9mm next week, so if I like it I'm gonna get one....we shall see.

bad case of PMS laura

no...i just get tired of people who think they know everything...but have no clue...you know? Usually, if you're a dick to me, I'm gonna be a dick back...that's just how I work...any who...that's it...funny comment from a guy who's sig is "**** the world"...bad case of PMS playful?

Originally posted by Laura
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

Kick rocks, army dyke. If I wanted to hear **** from an *******, I'd go stand in a mexican restaurant's men's room, and if I wanna hear your ****ing opinion of what you think of me, I'll give it to you. Learn how to handle a sense of humor before you go talking about buying a firearm.

if you would've been that purple karate chick, I woulda railed you for getting that black belt by practicing other "mystical" arts.

im not a guy

i love when my brother snaps on people, he likes to tell people about them selfs, and guess what chick he just told you about your self!!!!! hahahahaaaa

PA...sorry...didn't know...not insinuating anything...don't take it that way

Ghost...good one on the "if i want your opinion i'll give it to you"...really ****in' original...bwahahaha! you're really gettin pissed eh...that's funny.

P.S. I don't know if you know this...I'm not in the army...i'm in the Navy...that's how this whole thing got started...remember? You think I'm a dyke...that's funny too! BWAHAHAHAHAH!!! :)

PA...jumpin' on the bandwagon, eh...that rip was lame...but if you think it's funny more power to ya...doesn't bother me any..

i aint trippin simple mistake thats all

Mmmmmm. Girls with guns.......

cool...just wanted to make sure...i'm just used to sayin' guys all the time and it just being a general statement...

Laugh it off, grunt. With your attitude, betcha learned that one early on in basics. And if you think anything on this screen gets more than a few keystrokes outta me, you're high. Furthermore, if high angry net dykes are who's defending my country, I can't help but think that Bush sure did pick a fine ****ing time to go starting **** with the towel people.

you're still talkin' about this? really...let it go...it's okay...net dykes...bwahahaha!! keep it comin' buddy!

Originally posted by Laura
keep it comin' buddy!

$10 says more than one woman has said this to you at more than one point in your life.

I still have that modified GI Jane with a gun image in my head...it's nice:)

still using the same old insult eh? allison said you were cool...i expected better...anywho...give me your $10...

BB...I'm gay...remember? ;)

Originally posted by Laura
allison said you were cool...

She lied. So did anyone else who said that.

Are you at least hot? Cuz if you're hot, you're allowed to have that attitude. If you're fat or ugly, that "please plug me with ****" attitude turns to "I know I'm not gettin any so I'll act as tight as my hole". Please clarify.

Originally posted by Laura
BB...I'm gay...remember? ;)

Girl on girl action....mmmmmmmm.

BB...no, not at all...just referencing the "brutal" beating that I've been getting...ha, ha, ha!

Ghost...can't say yeah I'm hot or no I'm not...but I'm not fat and I'm not ugly...I dunno...ask Tanner or Allison.

I bet she's hot.

always backin' me up...thanks bb.

Originally posted by Laura
I dunno...ask Tanner or Allison.

Neither of them are saving you from this **** now. Thin frontline, shallow recon... you have the nerve to walk up in here calling yourself a soldier? ****in christ, tickle my ballsack some more sweetheart. Roll em around, even.

ps: Next time you call someone dumb, be sure you've got the wit to pull it off.

:)

Day's not too bad, could be better.

Originally posted by Blue Bulldogge
:)

Suckass.

Originally posted by GhosT^x0
Suckass.

I just think that she's funnier than you.

What you think is that you're gonna score points by siding with some net-ho when she decides she wants to go up against the GhosT. Broes before hoes you ****ing pansy.

I like Laura. She ripped in to The Jake right away.

Originally posted by GhosT^x0
What you think is that you're gonna score points by siding with some net-ho when she decides she wants to go up against the GhosT. Broes before hoes you ****ing pansy.

Dude, she lives like 3000 miles away, it's highly unlikely that I'll ever meet her and I had a bad experience meeting an online chick before anyway. I like the way she owned money and I think she's an entertaining poster and thought the description she gave of herself was hot. I didn't even say anything to you til you called me a suckass.

Just wakin up in the mornin gotta thank God
I don't know but today seems kinda odd
No barkin from the dog, no smog
And momma cooked a breakfast with no hog (damn)
I got my grub on, but didn't pig out
Finally got a call from a girl I wanna dig out
(Whassup?) Hooked it up for later as I hit the do'
Thinkin will I live, another twenty-fo'
I gotta go cause I got me a drop top
And if I hit the switch, I can make the ass drop
Had to stop, at a red light
Lookin in my mirror and not a jacker in sight
And everything is alright
I got a beep from Kim, and she can **** all night
Called up the homies and I'm askin y'all
Which park, are y'all playin basketball?
Get me on the court and I'm trouble
Last week ****ed around and got a triple double
Freakin *****z everyway like M.J.
I can't believe, today was a good day (****!)

[Verse Two]
Drove to the pad and hit the showers
Didn't even get no static from the cowards
Cause just yesterday them fools tried to blast me
Saw the police and they rolled right past me
No flexin, didn't even look in a *****'s direction
as I ran the intersection
Went to $hort Dog's house, they was watchin Yo! MTV Raps
What's the haps on the craps?
Shake 'em up, shake 'em up, shake 'em up, shake 'em
Roll 'em in a circle of *****z and watch me break 'em
with the seven, seven-eleven, seven-eleven
Seven even back do' Lil' Joe
I picked up the cash flow
Then we played bones, and I'm yellin domino
Plus nobody I know got killed in South Central L.A.
Today was a good day (****!)

[Verse Three]
Left my *****'s house paid (what)
Picked up a girl been tryin to **** since the 12th grade
It's ironic, I had the brew she had the chronic
The Lakers beat the Supersonics
I felt on the big fat fanny
Pulled out the jammy, and killed the punanny
And my dick runs deep, so deep
So deep put her ass to sleep
Woke her up around one
She didn't hesitate, to call Ice Cube the top gun
Drove her to the pad and I'm coastin
Took another sip of the potion hit the three-wheel motion
I was glad everything had worked out
Dropped her ass off and then chirped out
Today was like one of those fly dreams
Didn't even see a berry flashin those high beams
No helicopter looking for a murder
Two in the mornin got the Fatburger
Even saw the lights of the Goodyear Blimp
And it read, "Ice Cube's a pimp" (yeah)
Drunk as hell but no throwin up
Half way home and my pager still blowin up
Today I didn't even have to use my A.K.
I got to say it was a good day (****!)

you guys are so loving.......

Originally posted by Blue Bulldogge
Dude, she lives like 3000 miles away, it's highly unlikely that I'll ever meet her and I had a bad experience meeting an online chick before anyway. I like the way she owned money and I think she's an entertaining poster and thought the description she gave of herself was hot. I didn't even say anything to you til you called me a suckass.

Look at you get all defensive, bro.

It's a chick in front of a computer in some town I give a **** about. I'm not gettin too excited here. It's the last hour of my day and I'm feeling witty. Sorry to come atcha like a dick.

Originally posted by kaps
Just wakin up in the mornin gotta thank God
I don't know but today seems kinda odd
No barkin from the dog, no smog
And momma cooked a breakfast with no hog (damn)
I got my grub on, but didn't pig out
Finally got a call from a girl I wanna dig out
(Whassup?) Hooked it up for later as I hit the do'
Thinkin will I live, another twenty-fo'
I gotta go cause I got me a drop top
And if I hit the switch, I can make the ass drop
Had to stop, at a red light
Lookin in my mirror and not a jacker in sight
And everything is alright
I got a beep from Kim, and she can **** all night
Called up the homies and I'm askin y'all
Which park, are y'all playin basketball?
Get me on the court and I'm trouble
Last week ****ed around and got a triple double
Freakin *****z everyway like M.J.
I can't believe, today was a good day (****!)

[Verse Two]
Drove to the pad and hit the showers
Didn't even get no static from the cowards
Cause just yesterday them fools tried to blast me
Saw the police and they rolled right past me
No flexin, didn't even look in a *****'s direction
as I ran the intersection
Went to $hort Dog's house, they was watchin Yo! MTV Raps
What's the haps on the craps?
Shake 'em up, shake 'em up, shake 'em up, shake 'em
Roll 'em in a circle of *****z and watch me break 'em
with the seven, seven-eleven, seven-eleven
Seven even back do' Lil' Joe
I picked up the cash flow
Then we played bones, and I'm yellin domino
Plus nobody I know got killed in South Central L.A.
Today was a good day (****!)

[Verse Three]
Left my *****'s house paid (what)
Picked up a girl been tryin to **** since the 12th grade
It's ironic, I had the brew she had the chronic
The Lakers beat the Supersonics
I felt on the big fat fanny
Pulled out the jammy, and killed the punanny
And my dick runs deep, so deep
So deep put her ass to sleep
Woke her up around one
She didn't hesitate, to call Ice Cube the top gun
Drove her to the pad and I'm coastin
Took another sip of the potion hit the three-wheel motion
I was glad everything had worked out
Dropped her ass off and then chirped out
Today was like one of those fly dreams
Didn't even see a berry flashin those high beams
No helicopter looking for a murder
Two in the mornin got the Fatburger
Even saw the lights of the Goodyear Blimp
And it read, "Ice Cube's a pimp" (yeah)
Drunk as hell but no throwin up
Half way home and my pager still blowin up
Today I didn't even have to use my A.K.
I got to say it was a good day (****!)

same here

I have to admit Laura has some spunk for sure, I like her. dave used a line I hear so often around here, "bros before hoes". I actually prefer pac's MOB as my personal motto.

My day is going alright so far. I feel like I've been run over by a Mack truck, though. My nose is all jacked up. My left nostril is stuffy and runny all at the same time. Everytime I sniffle my eyes water. My head is throbbib. My throat is sore. When I talk, I sound like a cat in a blender.
However, Sprint called the house today asking for Brandon. They needed to know what name he goes by and his middle initial. They are filling out his paperwork and all that goodness. Looks like they will be hiring him as long as he passes the drug test and the background check. We are both hopeful and confident.
We've been waiting on this for months now.
So, it's making my week fabulous.

how do u get your pic like that bella??? It looks bad ass

Photoshop.

I could do that to a pic of you, Kim.

It's quite simple actually. Just had to tweak it a bit.

Originally posted by GhosT^x0
Look at you get all defensive, bro.

It's a chick in front of a computer in some town I give a **** about. I'm not gettin too excited here. It's the last hour of my day and I'm feeling witty. Sorry to come atcha like a dick.

It's cool, I'm not offended or feel defensive I was just responding to your post to me. I generally agree with most of your other posts, we just differ about Laura. No biggie.

hell yes i want u to hook a pic of me like that dave, but first show me which pic..

hell yes i want u to hook a pic of me like that dave, but first show me which pic..

Double posts suck.....

Hi Kaps.

yes tell me about it ,my computer sometimes tweeks and flips out on me....

Hi Bella.....

http://mywebpages.comcast.net/rowdy01/Pictures/Linsey/Linsey2.jpg

http://mywebpages.comcast.net/rowdy01/Pictures/Linsey/Linsey.jpg

I got bored earlier.

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid54/p8611d659f65cfdca4ff2b3765c9f689d/fc826d7d.jpg


http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid54/pf23416788e85e1b1ee44b80e36da9b8c/fc826d7b.jpg

http://mywebpages.comcast.net/rowdy01/Pictures/Linsey/Linsey.jpg

I like that one

thats crazy...

I'm one crazy *****.

ghost...have you gotten over it yet? not asking tanner/allison to "save me" on this one...i think i'm average...but if you want a "hot or not"...don't ask me...when I say "dumb"...it's not insulting intelligence...it's like saying "funny"...but you take it how you want...never said i was a soldier...i'm a sailor...duh...not so much for your nuts...but thanks for the offer...i paid bb to say that stuff...he's really my neighbor...glad to see you can come up with something new and that my "net dyke" was changed to "net ho"...really progressing there...ummmm...i think that's it...are you over it yet or what?

Bella, this is Ella.

http://image1ex.villagephotos.com/1559234.jpg

Corgy?

Ella's precious.
This is Sadie.
http://mywebpages.comcast.net/rowdy01/Pictures/Pets/sadiewithball2.jpg

Broken coated Jack Russell Terrier. She's a good girl and smart as a whip! I'm trying to teach her to post, but she's not into MMA.

Thank you Bella! I love my little girl! Sadie is also adorable!

I miss having a dog...*sniff, sniff*

Yeah, dogs are good people. Here's another pic of Ella, hope that helps you at least a bit for your doggy withdrawals Laura!


http://image1ex.villagephotos.com/1559242.jpg

she's cute...JRT's are my favorite little dogs...i had a great dane prior to the navy...i miss him...merlin...he was the greatest.

That's trippy, one of Ella's best friends was a white Great Dane that had Ella's same markings and his name was also Merlin.

Originally posted by Laura
I miss having a dog...*sniff, sniff*
There are certain members in this forum who where the first in their family that born without tail.
:lol2:

"trippy"...that's kinda cool...piedra...who the **** are you?

I dont know Im just typing here.

umm..okay.