Bzob
03-13-2003, 12:56 PM
And it was like 2 feet long and the color "Burnt Sienna" It clogged my bathroom toilet at work and was a one whiper.
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View Full Version : I just pooped Bzob 03-13-2003, 12:56 PM And it was like 2 feet long and the color "Burnt Sienna" It clogged my bathroom toilet at work and was a one whiper. Prince 03-13-2003, 01:00 PM One wipers are the best, I haven't had one in months. Lately I've been having to take one huge dump, wipe 214 times, tuck some TP in my glutial crevice because I can't ever get this nugget out then 30-45 mins later go drop it. Bzob 03-13-2003, 01:00 PM It was super lumpy and I saw blood....I think I blew out my "O" ring... Bluecifer 03-13-2003, 01:01 PM Congrats. I have yet to poop today. I can only hope that my BM goes as smoothly as yours did. Bzob 03-13-2003, 01:02 PM Originally posted by Cesaro One wipers are the best, I haven't had one in months. Lately I've been having to take one huge dump, wipe 214 times, tuck some TP in my glutial crevice because I can't ever get this nugget out then 30-45 mins later go drop it. Are you a vedgetarian? Bluecifer 03-13-2003, 01:02 PM Originally posted by Bzob It was super lumpy and I saw blood....I think I blew out my "O" ring... Sweet Jesus! Discuss regard my last postI I just want mine to go fast, painless and bloodless!! Prince 03-13-2003, 01:02 PM No Bzob 03-13-2003, 01:03 PM Originally posted by Blue Bulldogge Congrats. I have yet to poop today. I can only hope that my BM goes as smoothly as yours did. Yeah it was great....I did not unplug the toilet either and nobody saw me in there...and it does not looked plugged. I am hopeing one of the ladies here I do not like go in next... :devil Mr. Beelzebub 03-13-2003, 01:04 PM I have to go poop now. BRB. Stain 03-13-2003, 01:04 PM if you guys only knew the agony i go through daily with this stuff Bzob 03-13-2003, 01:05 PM Originally posted by LeftBench if you guys only knew the agony i go through daily with this stuff Reading about my B.M.? Or having to poop Bluecifer 03-13-2003, 01:07 PM Leftbench, if your having agonizing BM's, we want to hear about it. Bzob 03-13-2003, 01:09 PM My curiosity is peaked!? Stain 03-13-2003, 01:15 PM I'd rather not comment on it. Let's just say it's not fun Bluecifer 03-13-2003, 01:17 PM C'mon man! We're all friends here! What's it like? Do you scream, cuss and bleed while your legs flail around and spray the walls with projectile diarhea?! We want to know!!!! Don't keep this from us bro! Curly Howard 03-13-2003, 01:19 PM I miss Laura Lei Tong 03-13-2003, 01:30 PM Originally posted by Bzob It was super lumpy and I saw blood....I think I blew out my "O" ring... Don't worry. I blew mine out months ago, and have yet to feel any ill effects. Bluecifer 03-13-2003, 01:48 PM Wow. What's that like? Lei Tong 03-13-2003, 01:49 PM It's kind of like having a bloody nose that just won't quit. Annoying, but you can live with it. Mr. Beelzebub 03-13-2003, 01:50 PM AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!! Just pooped, and it's always an event for me. Some reading material and I am gone for 30 minutes. It was nice and green 'cause I have been eating my veggies, YAY!! Curly Howard 03-13-2003, 01:53 PM Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub It was nice and green 'cause I have been eating my veggies, YAY!! or you have a bleeding ulcer Bluecifer 03-13-2003, 01:54 PM Originally posted by Lei Tong It's kind of like having a bloody nose that just won't quit. Annoying, but you can live with it. JEEEZUUUZ ****ING CHRIST! Doesn't that hurt? If I eat too many jalapenos or have big Vodka night if feels like I'm pissing hydrachloric acid out of my ass! How the hell do you blow out an O ring anyway? Lei Tong 03-13-2003, 01:58 PM I dunno. I guess it was just 18 years of unhealthy Mexican eating. Bluecifer 03-13-2003, 02:01 PM Is it excruciatingly painful? VulgarTheClown 03-13-2003, 02:07 PM I just pooped for the first time in over 30 hours. I am so happy about that. I was starting to get worried. Lei Tong 03-13-2003, 02:10 PM Not at all. In fact, I wouldn't be able to tell the difference if I didn't compusively look at my deposit. Bluecifer 03-13-2003, 02:45 PM We all inspect the brownies we bake, just in case there's diamonds mixed in with the corn. Bzob 03-13-2003, 02:48 PM My o-ring was just super streached from the shear gurth of my fecies. I also did not poop for over 30 hours and I was concerned. But now I am light as a feather Bluecifer 03-13-2003, 02:50 PM After a big dump I always feel light, loose and athletic. So does my GF's cat Jessica. She bolts out of the litterbox, runs around, and then mercilessly attacks the other cat(Frank). HockeyFighter 03-13-2003, 02:51 PM I pooped this morning. It felt good to get it out. I almost need to go again. Damn classes though. I really should go read a textbook right now but it is so ****ing nice out today. The snow won't make it through the night. DIE SNOW DIE!! MUHAHAHAHAHA! Kimura 03-13-2003, 06:45 PM Happy ****ting.:fart: |