View Full Version : I just pooped


Bzob
03-13-2003, 12:56 PM
And it was like 2 feet long and the color "Burnt Sienna" It clogged my bathroom toilet at work and was a one whiper.

Prince
03-13-2003, 01:00 PM
One wipers are the best, I haven't had one in months. Lately I've been having to take one huge dump, wipe 214 times, tuck some TP in my glutial crevice because I can't ever get this nugget out then 30-45 mins later go drop it.

Bzob
03-13-2003, 01:00 PM
It was super lumpy and I saw blood....I think I blew out my "O" ring...

Bluecifer
03-13-2003, 01:01 PM
Congrats. I have yet to poop today. I can only hope that my BM goes as smoothly as yours did.

Bzob
03-13-2003, 01:02 PM
Originally posted by Cesaro
One wipers are the best, I haven't had one in months. Lately I've been having to take one huge dump, wipe 214 times, tuck some TP in my glutial crevice because I can't ever get this nugget out then 30-45 mins later go drop it.

Are you a vedgetarian?

Bluecifer
03-13-2003, 01:02 PM
Originally posted by Bzob
It was super lumpy and I saw blood....I think I blew out my "O" ring...

Sweet Jesus! Discuss regard my last postI I just want mine to go fast, painless and bloodless!!

Prince
03-13-2003, 01:02 PM
No

Bzob
03-13-2003, 01:03 PM
Originally posted by Blue Bulldogge
Congrats. I have yet to poop today. I can only hope that my BM goes as smoothly as yours did.

Yeah it was great....I did not unplug the toilet either and nobody saw me in there...and it does not looked plugged. I am hopeing one of the ladies here I do not like go in next...

:devil

Mr. Beelzebub
03-13-2003, 01:04 PM
I have to go poop now. BRB.

Stain
03-13-2003, 01:04 PM
if you guys only knew the agony i go through daily with this stuff

Bzob
03-13-2003, 01:05 PM
Originally posted by LeftBench
if you guys only knew the agony i go through daily with this stuff
Reading about my B.M.? Or having to poop

Bluecifer
03-13-2003, 01:07 PM
Leftbench, if your having agonizing BM's, we want to hear about it.

Bzob
03-13-2003, 01:09 PM
My curiosity is peaked!?

Stain
03-13-2003, 01:15 PM
I'd rather not comment on it. Let's just say it's not fun

Bluecifer
03-13-2003, 01:17 PM
C'mon man! We're all friends here! What's it like? Do you scream, cuss and bleed while your legs flail around and spray the walls with projectile diarhea?! We want to know!!!! Don't keep this from us bro!

Curly Howard
03-13-2003, 01:19 PM
I miss Laura

Lei Tong
03-13-2003, 01:30 PM
Originally posted by Bzob
It was super lumpy and I saw blood....I think I blew out my "O" ring...

Don't worry. I blew mine out months ago, and have yet to feel any ill effects.

Bluecifer
03-13-2003, 01:48 PM
Wow. What's that like?

Lei Tong
03-13-2003, 01:49 PM
It's kind of like having a bloody nose that just won't quit.

Annoying, but you can live with it.

Mr. Beelzebub
03-13-2003, 01:50 PM
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!! Just pooped, and it's always an event for me. Some reading material and I am gone for 30 minutes. It was nice and green 'cause I have been eating my veggies, YAY!!

Curly Howard
03-13-2003, 01:53 PM
Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
It was nice and green 'cause I have been eating my veggies, YAY!!

or you have a bleeding ulcer

Bluecifer
03-13-2003, 01:54 PM
Originally posted by Lei Tong
It's kind of like having a bloody nose that just won't quit.

Annoying, but you can live with it.

JEEEZUUUZ ****ING CHRIST! Doesn't that hurt? If I eat too many jalapenos or have big Vodka night if feels like I'm pissing hydrachloric acid out of my ass! How the hell do you blow out an O ring anyway?

Lei Tong
03-13-2003, 01:58 PM
I dunno. I guess it was just 18 years of unhealthy Mexican eating.

Bluecifer
03-13-2003, 02:01 PM
Is it excruciatingly painful?

VulgarTheClown
03-13-2003, 02:07 PM
I just pooped for the first time in over 30 hours. I am so happy about that. I was starting to get worried.

Lei Tong
03-13-2003, 02:10 PM
Not at all. In fact, I wouldn't be able to tell the difference if I didn't compusively look at my deposit.

Bluecifer
03-13-2003, 02:45 PM
We all inspect the brownies we bake, just in case there's diamonds mixed in with the corn.

Bzob
03-13-2003, 02:48 PM
My o-ring was just super streached from the shear gurth of my fecies. I also did not poop for over 30 hours and I was concerned. But now I am light as a feather

Bluecifer
03-13-2003, 02:50 PM
After a big dump I always feel light, loose and athletic. So does my GF's cat Jessica. She bolts out of the litterbox, runs around, and then mercilessly attacks the other cat(Frank).

HockeyFighter
03-13-2003, 02:51 PM
I pooped this morning. It felt good to get it out. I almost need to go again. Damn classes though. I really should go read a textbook right now but it is so ****ing nice out today. The snow won't make it through the night. DIE SNOW DIE!! MUHAHAHAHAHA!

Kimura
03-13-2003, 06:45 PM
Happy ****ting.:fart: