I've learned that the body can safely consume up to 3 Red Bulls, 1 package of multivitamins, 2 cups of tea & a shot of ginseng in one day. If you exceed this, you're ****in asking for it.

Money has made like 75 posts in the last 3 days. 1/3 of the topics started have been about him, or have somehow lead back to him in some case. Regardless, I haven't laughed once. It's good to have you back and all Money, but for christ's ****ing sake, please make it interesting. Let's see this comic you keep talkin about.

Tazo 'Awake'-variety black tea.... mmmmmmmm.....

Some ass****er decided he wanted to piss me off yesterday. That ass****er was my roommate. The only reason I'm still living with him is because I don't have the energy to find another roomate at the moment, and because the niehgbors in my building are the coolest people I've ever met. Me and Roomy have recently come to the conclusion that by the middle of this year, we will be living apart. It's probably better that way... me and him are nothing alike. He's weird and I'm not.

Thursday, Thursday Thursday.... not quite Friday, Friday, Friday, but close enough for how tired I am. I want this week to be over so I can have my 4 days off, my Audioslave concert and my friend from San Diego visiting me already. I've been patiently waiting for the aforementioned occurrences for months.

Speaking of concerts, I'm seeing Ministry, Audioslave & Pearl Jam all in one year. That's good **** right there.

Someone took my stapler.

All that needs to happen now is rock making a comeback and dominating the charts for a bit... if the industry hasn't had enough of this whole rap / r&b / **** I don't nornally listen to phase, after all the kiddy **** & drug dealing & movies & ****, I don't know what's gonna save us next.

The band that did the theme song for the Daredevil movie is really good. They have a chick singer. She sounds hot. She sounds like she wants to have sex with GhosT^x0. All chicks that can hit the notes she does sound like they wanna have sex with GhosT^x0. That's right.

Why do you people keep posting pictures of that purple dojo chick? She's kinda cute, in a "I just kicked your ****ing ass through the back of your head" kinda way. Her black belt intimidates me. I will take her to the floor with my white belt and triangle her. Bring it, cutey pie.

Aaaaaaaawwww, purple gi chick is swinging from my ankle trying to death touch me. How cuuuuuute.

They're making us take tests at work to assess our knowledge of the broadband processes. I helped create those processes, bossman. Thanks for the follow up. Next time I wanna hear about why I need a refresher on my job, be sure to gimme a moment so we can talk about all the policies you people ****ed up that need refreshers. Sheesh.

I have this can of Coke that looks like a can of Red Bull. No ****. It's all skinny like a can of Red Bull, but it's red, and it looks like a Coke can, cuz it IS a Coke can. They were handing them out at the American Music Awards, and my friend somehow got a gang of them. The one I have is sitting at my desk. It's neat. I have a can of Sugar-Free Red Bull next to it. They don't match at all. I need more synonymity at my desk. Perhaps one more of each & they'll make nice bookends, even though I keep no books at my desk.

Football season is still over.

I hear Kordell is gonna go to Chicago. I think the Skins are going to sign Brian Griese. Atlanta picked up Peerless Price. The NFC is going to hurt this season because of that. Vick + Peerless.... crushing combination.

Oh wait... found the stapler.

Pearl Jam.... mmmmm..... Good music. I'm listening to No Way right now. That's a good song.

I'm pretty sure I'm done for now.

hey when you gonna hook me up w/ that ex-guitarist from kittie???

I hear you about the roomate, Hansil's rommate is a friend of ours but also a spoiled un-employed drunken girlfriend beater with a small **** complex. He makes hanging out that much harder. why does your roomate suck so much? does he cry like a little girl with a skinned knee?

Originally posted by Aaron Suave
why does your roomate suck so much? does he cry like a little girl with a skinned knee?

Feminine little ***** with some major issues. Social anxiety, dependency, lonliness, alienation from people, and so on. He's only had a few friends over the whole time I've lived there, and they were work friends. Just not my type of people. Watches golf. Triathlete, watches people bicycle in spandex on TV. Used to do yoga. I laugh at him for so many reasons. None of the neighbors like him either, they think he's a pompous **** smoker. They think I rule, though... at least to my face. :)

evanescence

http://www.prontomerch.com/store/evanescence/splash/images/bandphoto2.jpg

Well, at least she SOUNDS like she wants to have sex with ghosT^x0. Doesn't much look like it.

Originally posted by Purity
hey when you gonna hook me up w/ that ex-guitarist from kittie???

Hey, I got a friend. Yeah. He's about 5'3, slanty little rat eyes, tiny mexican mustache..Anger problems, mad at the world. Its so cute when he gets all raged. Like a tiny Henry Rollins. Wait until you meet him.

Some ass****er decided he wanted to piss me off yesterday. That ass****er was my roommate. The only reason I'm still living with him is because I don't have the energy to find another roomate at the moment
-ghost^xo

Dude suave couldnt have put it better. But its good you and your roomate have made that decision.

My roomate is going to leech of everyone including me as long as he can.

But what he doesnt know is that I have power from my landlord to evict his ass.

I want to see him grovel!

Originally posted by Allison
Hey, I got a friend. Yeah. He's about 5'3, slanty little rat eyes, tiny mexican mustache..Anger problems, mad at the world. Its so cute when he gets all raged. Like a tiny Henry Rollins. Wait until you meet him.


He He He

I have ADD. I can't read this whole post. Do you have a Cliff notes version.

Originally posted by Allison
Hey, I got a friend. Yeah. He's about 5'3, slanty little rat eyes, tiny mexican mustache..Anger problems, mad at the world. Its so cute when he gets all raged. Like a tiny Henry Rollins. Wait until you meet him.

aahahaha

Originally posted by GhosT^x0
Oh wait... found the stapler...
...I'm pretty sure I'm done for now.

Does this mean I'm not going to get to read about how you burned your office building down?

Random toughts from Ron:

Dave has to much time on his hands else he couldn't make posts like this.......

I'm pretty sure he has hundreds of these things stored somewhere. When in need of one, he simply needs to fill in certain details to make them seem as though they were written recently.

"I hate _____ right now, because _______."

"_______ seems like he/she could use some Ghost^x0 love right now."

See how simple it is?

Originally posted by GhosT^x0
Well, at least she SOUNDS like she wants to have sex with ghosT^x0. Doesn't much look like it.

she is cute in a goth kinda way. I'd fist it.

It's easier to simplify the things we don't understand for the sake of explanation sometimes.

Nothing I say, think, or write is templated, scripted or planned. Nothing. Believe this. Believe it strongly and firmly, even. I know it can be troubling to see someone think so randomly & acutely, but at the same time, try to understand that some of us came up a little bit higher on the totem of intellectual capacity than others.

Tong, I still like you.

Davids roommate is a fruit cake,and would rather go bowling then stay home with about 20 people drinking and smoking, what a ***

Originally posted by GhosT^x0
It's easier to simplify the things we don't understand for the sake of explanation sometimes.

Nothing I say, think, or write is templated, scripted or planned. Nothing. Believe this. Believe it strongly and firmly, even. I know it can be troubling to see someone think so randomly & acutely, but at the same time, try to understand that some of us came up a little bit higher on the totem of intellectual capacity than others.

Tong, I still like you.

He likes peanuts.

- The Jake

I don't think you do, Dave.


And it makes me sad... until I take another Represitol.

Maybe he wants to be a pro bowler. I hate my room mates and thier friends. On time had this hot chick come over that was friend with my room mates sister. I start the talking to her. Then somehow I said something about how you shouldn't drink beer becuase you will get fat. She starts crying saying that I called her fat. So I got out of there.

By the way I just got home from playing Rugby in Toronto and was looking sexy and all ready had about 8 beers in me.

Beer always improves your attractiveness bro.
It also makes you tougher too!

Impress a woman near you with your masculinity and start a fight!

- The Jake

Good advise

Jarrod, you = teh gh3y.