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Money
03-13-2003, 10:31 AM
I will tell you why I'm better than them.

Leather
03-13-2003, 10:33 AM
Faemino & Cansado.....

GhosT^x0
03-13-2003, 10:34 AM
The Amazing Jonathan... great stuff.

Allison
03-13-2003, 10:35 AM
I dont know if I have a favorite, but the last guy I laughed my ass off was Francisco Pablo. He does voices. Can you do voices?

Money
03-13-2003, 10:40 AM
Originally posted by Leather
Faemino & Cansado.....

Money is better cause I can speak English.

Money
03-13-2003, 10:41 AM
Originally posted by GhosT^x0
The Amazing Jonathan... great stuff.

He's a gimmick Magician. Not as cool, hip or as good looking as moi.

Money
03-13-2003, 10:42 AM
Originally posted by Allison
I dont know if I have a favorite, but the last guy I laughed my ass off was Francisco Pablo. He does voices. Can you do voices?

No, but I can make girls squeal when I **** them in the ass. Like Gman's mom.

Allison
03-13-2003, 10:49 AM
They're pigs. Stop pretending that they're girls.

Squezze
03-13-2003, 10:49 AM
Dave Chappelle rules.

I don't do drugs. Just weed.

Fallout
03-13-2003, 10:50 AM
George Carlin

Zen
03-13-2003, 10:52 AM
Originally posted by Allison
They're pigs. Stop pretending that they're girls.

Take notes Money, because that was funny.

Mr. Beelzebub
03-13-2003, 10:53 AM
For the first time since I started posting here I have to agree with Creed. George Carlin is in a class of his own.

I falso find Dennis Miller, Chris Rock, Dave Chapelle funny.
And for Money's ***** ass: Jim Norton owns NYC, ***. You can only wish you had half of Jimmy's talent.

Fallout
03-13-2003, 10:55 AM
Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
For the first time since I started posting here I have to agree with Creed. George Carlin is in a class of his own.

I falso find Dennis Miller, Chris Rock, Dave Chapelle funny.
And for Money's ***** ass: Jim Norton owns NYC, ***. You can only wish you had half of Jimmy's talent.

Kiss her where it smells, take her to New Jersey

Mr. Beelzebub
03-13-2003, 10:59 AM
Don't **** with New Jerus, chubby.

Money
03-13-2003, 11:03 AM
Originally posted by Squezze
Dave Chappelle rules.

I don't do drugs. Just weed.

I am younger, better looking and can cross over to more groups.

Money
03-13-2003, 11:04 AM
Originally posted by Creed
George Carlin

Hipper and can appeal to a younger crowd than this old fart.

Money
03-13-2003, 11:05 AM
Originally posted by Allison
They're pigs. Stop pretending that they're girls.

Allison I love you but comedy is not in your future.

Being a movie screen is.

Money
03-13-2003, 11:07 AM
Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
For the first time since I started posting here I have to agree with Creed. George Carlin is in a class of his own.

I falso find Dennis Miller, Chris Rock, Dave Chapelle funny.
And for Money's ***** ass: Jim Norton owns NYC, ***. You can only wish you had half of Jimmy's talent.

Jim Norton-I don't know anything about him

Chris Rock-I like him too. I want to get on his show so I defer.

Dennis Miller- I speak in clearer terms than that Thesaurus.

Mr. Beelzebub
03-13-2003, 11:16 AM
If you live in the NYC area you have to know who Jim Norton is.
He used to appear in the Opie and Anthony show in WNEW.

LukeDothSucketh
03-13-2003, 11:20 AM
JEREMY HOTZ. FUNNIEST MAN ALIVE. Download his comedy central thing of kazaa (Audio), I had brown stains on every wall of the house laughing at that file...

Whoremaster B
03-13-2003, 11:42 AM
Gots to go with the bitter old man George Carlin.

ha reminded us that " rape can be funny"

Money
03-13-2003, 11:52 AM
Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
If you live in the NYC area you have to know who Jim Norton is.
He used to appear in the Opie and Anthony show in WNEW.

I don't listen to O & A and never have. I watch PBS and ****.

Bzob
03-13-2003, 11:54 AM
Originally posted by Money
I will tell you why I'm better than them.

**** you , you are the opposite of funny. :fu:

Money
03-13-2003, 12:18 PM
Originally posted by Bzob
**** you , you are the opposite of funny. :fu:

You're the opposite of straight, smart, handsome and successful.

Leather
03-13-2003, 12:20 PM
Originally posted by Money
Money is better cause I can speak English.

I'm sure completely that they are better than you...

Bzob
03-13-2003, 12:38 PM
Originally posted by Money
You're the opposite of straight, smart, handsome and successful.


-Yawn- Your Jokes are like watching a Jerry Lewis telethon. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz and not funny

VulgarTheClown
03-13-2003, 12:50 PM
Originally posted by Allison
I dont know if I have a favorite, but the last guy I laughed my ass off was Francisco Pablo. He does voices. Can you do voices?


Pablo Francisco. You put his name backwards.

handjobs4dollars
03-13-2003, 12:51 PM
Oh money no one could be as good as comic as you.


























Being a openly gay comic must be hard. By the way your a flamer.

box_banger
03-13-2003, 12:56 PM
Kinison

VulgarTheClown
03-13-2003, 12:57 PM
lets seee

Pablo Fancisco - absolutely hilarious original and inventive comedian.

Geroge Carlin - The Godfather of bitter pissed off satirical comedy

Dave Chappelle - Race comedy at its best

Berny Mac = Angry black man = FUNNY

Chris Rock = talks **** in a funny manner.

Louis Black = (I'm not talkin Daily show) BEST POLITICAL COMEDIAN EVER

Eddie Murphy - I don't even have to explain

Carlos Mencia - Up there with Chappelle but with a mexican twist

Stephen Lynch - Funniest man to ever pick up a guitar.

Prince
03-13-2003, 12:58 PM
Bill Hicks from what I've heard. But he's taking a dirt nap, I wish I was too.

VulgarTheClown
03-13-2003, 12:58 PM
ooohhh box_banger is right Kinison was very good!

Money
03-13-2003, 02:16 PM
bETTER THAN HICKS OR KINISON CUZ i'M ALIVE!

Bluecifer
03-13-2003, 02:20 PM
Originally posted by Squezze
Dave Chappelle rules.

I don't do drugs. Just weed.

I like Dave Chappelle and Dennis Miller. Smart and funny ****ers. Totally the opposite of Money.

CobraKaiMMA
03-13-2003, 02:37 PM
Hicks, Bruce, and Carlon (Carlon being the only person to ever make me stop having sex from laughing too hard. Before you ask, no it was not with Carlon.)

Bluecifer
03-13-2003, 02:38 PM
Lenny Bruce was also pretty badass.

Money
03-13-2003, 03:59 PM
Originally posted by Blue Bulldogge
Lenny Bruce was also pretty badass.

Is Blue BallDogg like 75? Lenny Bruce is like from 1964.

Ugly and old. Congrats on the Daily Double Blue BallBreath.

Bluecifer
03-13-2003, 04:06 PM
No, unlike you I can read, his biography was very interesting and he influenced many of todays comedians. If you weren't such a pathetic no talent/ loser you might know that. However since you are a pathetic unfunny fake, you will be relegated to being an unemployed crackhead living in his crackwhore mothers basement as you try to convince others on the internet that you are worth a ****. Of course, no one but your wife analboy will EVER buy your BS. Loser.

analman
03-13-2003, 04:13 PM
my favorite comedian is Dogg^x0, because I will be laughing so hard when I beat him to death.

VulgarTheClown
03-13-2003, 04:58 PM
man analman talks alot of ****.

do you know them?

can you find them?

do you know where they live?

if not your talkin out your ass and your a simple keyboard warrior.

sissy