Many of you remember when I was posting on Sherdog last year at this time.

I told people that I had my own business and had sold to nine of the largest companies in the world.

Well men like Gman, Bzob, Laura, Zen all doubted me. They said prove it, that moi was a liar. pure envy I tell you.

Fast forward to 2003 and now I am the fastest rising comic in America. And the same questions have arisen.

Just as I proved the business was legit. It due time I will prove my comedy is 100% true.

Why don't I lie and say I am the ultimate fighter or that I am a buff bodybuilder (though I am ripped not muscled), that I am dating Zen's mom. Okay, the last one I do do. But I already do more than date i.e. anal on the first date.

So get a lives losers. And kiss your significant other i.e. Bzob and HF, Laura and her lesbian lover, Zen and his dead corpse that he has sex with.

Peace out!!!!!!!!!!!

lol...It's the Internet eternal history, you can say you're a rising comic (I don't know it because I don't live in USA), I can say i'm the best guitar player in Spain (false, i'm the second lol)....We believe only in the internet person, not the true real person, I can think you're abastard (It's an example) or Gman is a good guy or Bzob or Suave, but I could be wrong...This internet and I believe in the PC shows me...thats all...

Good luck with you're (supossed) comic career...

Ask Astroboy or The Jake or Ghost whether I am a successful business entrepreneur!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ok,ok,...I'm not interested in know if you're a comic or not...I've sayed you my internet theory, only this....

Originally posted by Leather
ok,ok,...I'm not interested in know if you're a comic or not...I've sayed you my internet theory, only this....

Great someone who not only doesn't believe me but can't speak English!:crazy2:

mmmmm...hey, I believe you're a comic (with more or less issue)...but please, leave my english!! I know it's very limited...:nonono:

Originally posted by Money
So get a lives losers. And kiss your significant other i.e. Bzob and HF, Laura and her lesbian lover, Zen and his dead corpse that he has sex with.

Peace out!!!!!!!!!!!

Since a part of your lame ****ing jokes is to correct people, let me bring out to your attention the following error.

I think you meant to say GET A LIFE LOSERS.

LIFE = noun

LIVE=verb

LIVES = verb live conjugated in the third person, singular.

so, even if you wanna use the sorry ass excuse that it was a typo, the "s" at the end shows that your illiterate ass doesn't know the difference between a noun and a verb, and you can't even conjugate a verb, have a good day you illiterate moron, stop correcting people, specially after this fifth grader mistake, and carry the **** on.

Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
Since a part of your lame ****ing jokes is to correct people, let me bring out to your attention the following error.

I think you meant to say GET A LIFE LOSERS.

LIFE = noun

LIVE=verb

LIVES = verb live conjugated in the third person, singular.

so, even if you wanna use the sorry ass excuse that it was a typo, the "s" at the end shows that your illiterate ass doesn't know the difference between a noun and a verb, and you can't even conjugate a verb, have a good day you illiterate moron, stop correcting people, specially after this fifth grader mistake, and carry the **** on.

Maybe I am a very busy man and thus unlike you I don't have all day. I graduated from a fine university and got 1360 on the SATs.

I am also stereotyped as being smart.

Money id stuped.

Then what's a rich, company selling dude like you, doing a comedy circuit for? It sure doesn't pay well.

Money is more full of **** than anyone I have ever had the distinct displeasure of tolerating. When he's around it's like stepping in particularly strong smelling ****. If any of what you say is true than you'd tell us who you are for the exposure. If you were anything near to what you claim you are people would be more tolerant of your ascinine behavior and might even support you by going to see your non-existent performances. When you stop posting it will be like you never existed and we can't wait for that glorious day to arrive.

Nah I believe in Money long ago he posted at sherdog a thread concerning economic theory and he used technical language only known by someone related to business or any major in economy, and it wasnt pasted because he replied several times using lets say a high level of economic language and concerning comedy well if money has the time and money sorry for the pleonasm.

money is a dumb ass mother ****er. there is no way he is the fastest rising comic. everyone on this board is funnier than him.
why do you feel like you have to lie all the time? keep your ****in mouth shut and take care of business.
go ahead and own me now. you need the practice.

All Bluebelts in this thread except kimura......

Im not saying money is raising star haha Im just saying I believe in money thats all rigid.

dude...how could i doubt that you were a rising entrepeneur if i didn't even know...****in dumbass!!! you know why you're not in sherdog...'cause even THEY couldn't stand your ***** ass...you really have to be the biggest ***** i think i've ever encountered...but, anywho...why waste my time on a little ***** like you...have fun with your "stand up"...god, you're ****in' lame...later.

p.s. remember when you invited me to im you? bwahahaha! what a ****in' loser....just thought that was funny...

your mouth is dirtier than a rubber toilet seat haha but Im not money mon anglais c est très mauvais, mi inglés es una mierda wich means my english is a piece of **** and money usually uses a correct english.

so how 'bout you quit talkin'?

do you mean typing?

wow...glad you caught that one!

I'd like to give you a going-away present.....First, you do your part. j/k

ummmmmmm...okay