View Full Version : Who would be your dream sex partner?


Kimura
03-12-2003, 07:09 PM
If you could pick one fantasy sex partner for a night, who would it be? I'd take Christina Aguilera, that little girl's a freak!

realkaps
03-12-2003, 07:20 PM
Brooke Burke......

http://www.theplace.ru/archive/brooke_burke/img/brooke_burke_01_s.jpg

Kimura
03-12-2003, 07:21 PM
I'd rather go with Brooke Burns, but both Brookes are hot!

HockeyFighter
03-12-2003, 07:27 PM
My current partner.

Kimura
03-12-2003, 07:29 PM
Hockey, no corny answers like that are allowed. Please, no more answers like, my wife, my girlfriend, my fiance, etc.

realkaps
03-12-2003, 07:32 PM
Hockey what......I dont even want to finish this sentance......

JasonLeonardOBE
03-12-2003, 07:40 PM
Shirley Manson from Garbage.

Tom
03-12-2003, 07:45 PM
Shakira, right in the poop shoot.

handjobs4dollars
03-12-2003, 07:46 PM
I have no idea?

Bluecifer
03-12-2003, 07:53 PM
The dallas cowboy cheerleaders. Yes, all of them.

Curly Howard
03-12-2003, 07:57 PM
Abe Vigoda

seldomTap
03-12-2003, 07:59 PM
The WWE Divas

LukeDothSucketh
03-12-2003, 07:59 PM
Martha Stewart. After I bang her, she'd bake me a ****ing pie and clean the damn floors.

HockeyFighter
03-12-2003, 08:00 PM
I love pissing you guys off with my whipped answers. I find it to be great fun...so **** ya'll.

seldomTap
03-12-2003, 08:01 PM
I am not pissed...I am jealous of you HockeyFighter...I only wish I felt that way about my girl...

Bluecifer
03-12-2003, 08:02 PM
Originally posted by LukeDothSucketh
Martha Stewart. After I bang her, she'd bake me a ****ing pie and clean the damn floors.

Good answer! She is also a classic over achiever that would be a fuking BEAST in the sack!

Curly Howard
03-12-2003, 08:04 PM
http://abevigoda.com/images/abe.jpg

Curly Howard
03-12-2003, 08:06 PM
someone click on this link and tell me what they see

http://abevigoda.com/images/abe.jpg

then click on that picture and hit propeties

Bluecifer
03-12-2003, 08:07 PM
Damn she's hot. I can't believe Fred Durst ****ed her.

Curly Howard
03-12-2003, 08:07 PM
never mind ..........I'm loosing it

Bella
03-12-2003, 09:59 PM
I'd lick it.

handjobs4dollars
03-12-2003, 11:11 PM
My self so I could finally figure out how good I am.

HockeyFighter
03-13-2003, 12:43 AM
Originally posted by Kimura
Hockey, no corny answers like that are allowed. Please, no more answers like, my wife, my girlfriend, my fiance, etc.
I find this an interesting responce from a man who would seem to be a follower of the teachings of the Lord. Not to mock you Kimura but shouldn't I only be thinking of who my current partner is when a question like this arises? I am with a girl that I have known almost all my life and had a crush on for years. Many dreams about her were had over that time. So doesn't this make my answer technically correct. I know this wasn't the purpose of this thread but I am tired and I am getting into my deep thinking zone.

ArjukanpoKarate
03-13-2003, 02:50 AM
Originally posted by seldomTap
I am not pissed...I am jealous of you HockeyFighter...I only wish I felt that way about my girl...



hmmm doesn't that say something to you man. :boohoo:

VulgarTheClown
03-13-2003, 03:11 AM
I would have to say....... that i have no idea.

ruffneck119
03-13-2003, 03:29 AM
My Wife
http://www.caliescali.com/imagenes/calenas/mundialista/2002_06_07_ventana3.jpg

ruffneck119
03-13-2003, 03:30 AM
We were meant to be.

http://www.caliescali.com/imagenes/calenas/mundialista/2002_06_09_ventana1.jpg

http://www.ruffneck119.com/javi2.gif

Leather
03-13-2003, 06:22 AM
mmmmm....Katherine Heighl and Audrey Tautou....hhhhhhmmmmm...

Aaron Bizarre
03-13-2003, 08:35 AM
Tarja Turunen


http://www.nightwish.com/graphics/facts-tarja.jpg

Whoremaster B
03-13-2003, 09:31 AM
http://www.thespiannet.com/actresses/W/weisz_rachel/index.shtml

right here baby. Picture her with hunter trunks

Mr. Beelzebub
03-13-2003, 09:47 AM
http://www.user8.com/gallery/vergara/vergara01.jpg

Leather
03-13-2003, 09:49 AM
WTF!!! who is she Bub?!....

Allison
03-13-2003, 10:04 AM
http://www.uaa.alaska.edu/concert/shows/images/Rollinspic3.jpg

Allison
03-13-2003, 10:06 AM
or

http://www.hollywoodcharities.org/celeblink/images/celebs/jolie.jpg

Mr. Beelzebub
03-13-2003, 10:15 AM
Originally posted by Leather
WTF!!! who is she Bub?!....

She is Sofia Vergara, Leather

Es colombiana, pero trabaja en un canal hispano aqui en USA. Esta a punto de empezar su carrera en Hollywood. Voy a empezar un thread de ella en el female rotties forum.

She is one the hottest latinas ever!!!

Allison
03-13-2003, 10:18 AM
Y Tambien, quiero los huevos grandes.

Whoremaster B
03-13-2003, 11:57 AM
Bub I hear ya. Sophia got the boomin " let me ride you"? ass!

Bluecifer
03-13-2003, 01:31 PM
Originally posted by Bella
I'd lick it.

What the girls of global have posted on this thread has me weeping with joy at the mental images that have been permanently etched into the Tabula Rasa that is my minds eye *sniff*. Brittney Spears? Angelina Jolie? Wow.

Aaron Bizarre
03-13-2003, 01:32 PM
I would also give Shakira the once over. She is so little I could just just.........grrrr I dont know.

Allison
03-13-2003, 01:39 PM
Agreed.

Bluecifer
03-13-2003, 01:57 PM
Mmmmmm. Shakira.......

Leather
03-13-2003, 02:19 PM
Salma Hayek is so little too...mmmmm...

Bella
03-13-2003, 02:21 PM
I like Salma better. Shakira looks like she never bathes.

However, I'm going to pick Allison. But I want her in a cowboy hat and chaps.

Bluecifer
03-13-2003, 02:27 PM
Originally posted by Bella
I like Salma better. Shakira looks like she never bathes.

However, I'm going to pick Allison. But I want her in a cowboy hat and chaps.

WOW. Please elaborate. Then what?

handjobs4dollars
03-13-2003, 02:27 PM
Originally posted by Bella
I like Salma better. Shakira looks like she never bathes.

However, I'm going to pick Allison. But I want her in a cowboy hat and chaps.

bull****

wondermut
03-13-2003, 02:30 PM
Originally posted by Bella
I like Salma better. Shakira looks like she never bathes.

As long as she doesnt speak she is great. Mouth opens wood disappears.

Bluecifer
03-13-2003, 02:31 PM
That's not what would happen to my wood...

CobraKaiMMA
03-13-2003, 02:40 PM
I like any man with hair on his ass.

Whoremaster B
03-13-2003, 03:41 PM
Wow!!!!!!! Thats me!

Bluecifer
03-13-2003, 03:45 PM
Hairy bungholes are gross...

Aaron Bizarre
03-13-2003, 03:45 PM
I like a "Dirty Girl" and think what kind of sound Shakira with her abnormal voice would make when I balls deep her anus.

Bluecifer
03-13-2003, 03:46 PM
Poo is gross...

Kimura
03-13-2003, 06:17 PM
Originally posted by HockeyFighter
I find this an interesting responce from a man who would seem to be a follower of the teachings of the Lord. Not to mock you Kimura but shouldn't I only be thinking of who my current partner is when a question like this arises? I am with a girl that I have known almost all my life and had a crush on for years. Many dreams about her were had over that time. So doesn't this make my answer technically correct. I know this wasn't the purpose of this thread but I am tired and I am getting into my deep thinking zone. OK then, all is forgiven.

Curly Howard
03-13-2003, 06:20 PM
I like soccer moms......Volvo driving...sweatshirt wearing soccer moms