and why more importantly...will hot girls a lot of the time not get with anyone until the ugly one is also occupied?

Sounds to me, if I was an ugly girl, I would become friends with the hottest chick around to ensure I was getting action...which has pretty much been my theory as an ugly guy anyways

Don't you bring your loser friend to the bar to pick up. They feel sorry for them. Big girls need loving too.

to make themselves look better.

Curly is correct again.....

I think Curly is on the right track...

This is why amazingly attractive people, often go out with ugly people also I think. To look even more dazzling

Hot chicks befriend the homely to make themselves look better and for the constant ass kissing they get from their uglo friend. The Uglo friend is why we invented the important "wing man" willing to unselfishly hit that **** so his friend can **** the hottie.

Damn right! Who wants competition?

You can use this to your advantage. Pay more attention to the ugly one.....Ask her to dance or what ever the scenario is........
the good looking one will get jealous and be all over you

Good idea Curlmeister!

Curls is correct, and if your extra playa smoov let them know that you have some x and Dom Perignon back at your condo and a and try to get THEM to turn the conversation in a sexual direction. Leave your bank account book lying around so that they can see that you have money as well as game. Put on Marvin Gaye's sexual healing and press play on your VCR where Bound starring Jennifer Tilly and Gina Gershon is already in. Turn the lights low, get cozy get close, get them to kiss each other, and then make your move...

And what if this plan backfires and some other dude snatches up the hot one and you get stuck with the busted one?

Any port in a storm Kimura!

Curly has an excellent grasp on behavioral psychology. I've got a bunch of books I've read by behavioral psychologists that go into depth about all kinds of **** like this.

But wouldn't you rather be in a beautiful port than a ghetto ass port?

If I am out at sea and a tidal wave hits...then I am not going to picky about which port I land in...I just won't stay in ghetto ports for very long

Originally posted by Kimura
And what if this plan backfires and some other dude snatches up the hot one and you get stuck with the busted one?

Any great plan requires risk, you have to not fear failure and behave like the bulldogge sandwich is already a foregone conclusion. If it blows up in your face, take apart your game plan, figure out what went wrong, fine tune it and try again until you end up at the bottom of a girl pile.

Originally posted by seldomTap
If I am out at sea and a tidal wave hits...then I am not going to picky about which port I land in...I just won't stay in ghetto ports for very long Seldom, you make Socrates seem like an inexperienced kid. How did you gain such wisdom?

LOL@this

Originally posted by Blue Bulldogge
Any great plan requires risk, you have to not fear failure and behave like the bulldogge sandwich is already a foregone conclusion. If it blows up in your face, take apart your game plan, figure out what went wrong, fine tune it and try again until you end up at the bottom of a girl pile. Then wouldn't it be better to just go for the hot one right from the start? If she turns you away, then **** her.

Kimura...I don't know...I really don't know.

Originally posted by Kimura
Then wouldn't it be better to just go for the hot one right from the start? If she turns you away, then **** her.

Let me tell you a little story: There's a poppa bull and a baby bull up on a hill. The baby bull says"poppa lets run down the hill and **** one of them cows!" The Poppa bull replies "No son, lets walk down there and **** all of them." You see kimura, the difference between good and GREAT can be very subtle. Would you rather just bang the hottie after a spending a ****load of time and money, or videotape yourself banging both of them and put it on the internet?

My point is that if you went for the busted chick just to make the hot chick jealous, you'd be playing the same kind of games that make the hot girls seem shallow. Be a man about it and don't play kiddie games.

How does going for the uglo make you more of a man than going the girl pile?

I said go for the hot chick, Curly said go for the ugly girl to make the hot one jealous. As wise as old Curly is, this sound like a stupid plan to me. That's like telling your wife to buy the pink sweater for you, thinking she would buy you the blue one instead, then you feel like a total *** when she actually buys you the pink one. This is a sure backfire plan, don't do it guys, it's a stupid idea.

Originally posted by Blue Bulldogge
Let me tell you a little story: There's a poppa bull and a baby bull up on a hill. The baby bull says"poppa lets run down the hill and **** one of them cows!" The Poppa bull replies "No son, lets walk down there and **** all of them." You see kimura, the difference between good and GREAT can be very subtle. Would you rather just bang the hottie after a spending a ****load of time and money, or videotape yourself banging both of them and put it on the internet?

This is a great theory....BB is a wise old sage

Thanks seldom, so are you!

I am a blow hard...my wisdom is off of the back of a bus ticket most of the time...

maybe the ugly friend wants the good friend to lick her ***** and spit **** on her faeces? Does anyone else agree?

I think it's funny it is left to me, of all people, to edify you all.

If anyone bothered to read the Pantsman site I've told you about for months, you'd understand.

It goes beyond having someone to compare themselves against. The ugly person is also what we call the GUARD DOG, aka. ****blocker.

The Guard Dog's role is to run interference for the rottie. ANY attempt by a male to score on the rottie, will be blocked by the Guard Dog (ever notice how they block all attempts for you to even TALK let alone BONK the rottie).

This is where your team mate comes in. You need to have a guy who is willing to take a hit for the home team. Your mate's job is to DISTRACT the Guard Dog.

Once distracted, this opens up the rottie for you to score a goal...

Any questions?

- The Jake

...that...makes total sense!

So you won't bring your boy out to double...