The Jake
03-12-2003, 05:32 PM
Why else would he be scouring the McDojo's for cheap babes?
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View Full Version : I think Magic Man wants a mail order bride.... The Jake 03-12-2003, 05:32 PM Why else would he be scouring the McDojo's for cheap babes? - The Jake Bluecifer 03-12-2003, 05:37 PM Do mail order brides come with a warranty? And if so for how long? If she breaks down are you stuck with a broken bride or do you get a new one? seldomTap 03-12-2003, 05:38 PM I believe they have a 30,000 cooked dinner or 3 year head job warranty Bluecifer 03-12-2003, 05:40 PM Whoa! That's not bad! Where can I get one and can you get an extended head job warranty? seldomTap 03-12-2003, 05:44 PM If you get the X pack model, then extend the head job warranty by two years...it will cost though. They also come with their own apron, mop and bucket, jewellery and evening wear so you won't need to upgrade that stuff for the duration of the ownership. The buy back rate is good to. mail order brides hold their value quite well to a certain point...but buyer beware, holding them past the age of 30 is foolhardy as you may only be able to trade them in on younger, higher maintenence models after that. Bluecifer 03-12-2003, 05:51 PM Interesting... I'm gettin' me a state of the art X pack model with an extended head job warranty and a bisexual option! The Jake 03-12-2003, 05:55 PM If you get them from Thailand you can get one with both sets of equipment as well for free! - The Jake lightweight 03-12-2003, 05:58 PM Does getting one pregnant void the warranty? If not can you exchange her for a newer model? ________ medical marijuana states (http://mmjp.org) seldomTap 03-12-2003, 06:02 PM Pregnancy unfortuneately is not generally covered under warranty...however there are extras available that can come into play under these circumstances...like the new improved, nagging mother in law. Bluecifer 03-12-2003, 06:04 PM I actually greatly benefit from gentle but firm and consistent nagging... seldomTap 03-12-2003, 06:05 PM Well BB...have I got a deal for you! lightweight 03-12-2003, 06:06 PM Originally posted by seldomTap Pregnancy unfortuneately is not generally covered under warranty...however there are extras available that can come into play under these circumstances...like the new improved, nagging mother in law. Ok, how much extra would it be to get one that's "fixed" then? And, can you get twins? ________ hot box vape (http://hotboxvaporizers.com) seldomTap 03-12-2003, 06:19 PM A 'maternity restricted' model as we like to call them comes at no extra cost...but the upkeep is possibly greater with the purchasing of hormone therapy necessary or she may grow a beard. Twins come on a "Make us an offer " basis where we haggle for a fair price for all parties lightweight 03-12-2003, 06:25 PM My people will contact you about the twins. Lastly, do siamese twins get a discount over the normal two set? ________ R26 (http://www.cyclechaos.com/wiki/BMW_R26) seldomTap 03-12-2003, 06:36 PM This is your lucky day...siamese twins are curerently being given away as part of our March Madness sale...buy one set of normal twins...get some siamese free! lightweight 03-12-2003, 06:39 PM Wow, that's a deal. Do you have pictures of currently stocked models? ________ Suzuki GS850 (http://www.cyclechaos.com/wiki/Suzuki_GS850) seldomTap 03-12-2003, 06:47 PM None I can post here or Creed will get his britches in a knot lightweight 03-12-2003, 06:49 PM Ok. This has been very informative. Thanks... ________ Ducati 888 (http://www.cyclechaos.com/wiki/Ducati_888) Curly Howard 03-12-2003, 06:51 PM britches Magic Man 03-13-2003, 04:46 AM I want a mail order bride from Russia that looks like milla jovovich, ****s like Jenna Jameson, cleans the house like a filipino maid and cooks like that sexy ***** on TV. ig0r1eye 03-13-2003, 04:55 AM Originally posted by Magic Man I want a mail order bride from Russia that looks like milla jovovich, ****s like Jenna Jameson, cleans the house like a filipino maid and cooks like that sexy ***** on TV. i'm with magic on this one. submission_guy 03-13-2003, 05:04 AM agreed Magic Man 03-13-2003, 05:41 AM men of impeccable taste I presume. Yes. The Jake 03-13-2003, 06:07 AM We need the Man Show out here in Australia. Our version is the bloody Footy Show with Eddie McGuire and Sam Newman but it's not the same... LOL! - The Jake Magic Man 03-13-2003, 06:56 AM Eddie McGuire, no offence to him, looks like a guy I knew in school who was a retard. He tried to sell photocopied images for $15 a pop (of his ****ty stick people drawings), claimed to have straight A's in his report card, fantasized about the school's hot chicks and had one friend who swore all the time. I remember one day someone found out his password to his computer and people were printing out his make believe stories - there was one where he married all the babes in the school and saved the school from an alien invasion - this was in our final year of ****ing high school. Once he went mental, and open up his computer and took out his pentium processor and stuck it to a shopping trolley and made out it was a time machine and rolled it down a ****ing hill with him inside it - this was in year 11. He was a ****ing nutcase. |