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Money
03-12-2003, 02:40 PM
I'm about 30-2. Was undefeated in High school.

The fights didn't last long.

The two losses were more where I got tired.

What about you losers?

And don't count fights with girls or bums, or when you guys were at the Gay Pride Parade.

HockeyFighter
03-12-2003, 02:42 PM
14-2-1...not counting my 400 underground fights in which I am undefeated

handjobs4dollars
03-12-2003, 02:43 PM
I didn't keep count.

Bluecifer
03-12-2003, 02:50 PM
70-0-0 in death matches with weapons. All my wins are via brutal decapitation or disembowlment. Of course, my record is just as true as your fighting record and comedy career.

Money
03-12-2003, 02:55 PM
Originally posted by Blue Bulldogge
70-0-0 in death matches with weapons. All my wins are via brutal decapitation or disembowlment. Of course, my record is just as true as your fighting record and comedy career.

Did you win after the opponent saw your face and threw up?

Kempo Chris
03-12-2003, 03:00 PM
u continue to be unfunny

Bluecifer
03-12-2003, 03:00 PM
Your playa hatin' jealousy is as thinly veiled as the lies about your comedy career and fighting record.

VulgarTheClown
03-12-2003, 03:02 PM
6895123745685214996354348744631218568-0-1

I was a bad kid till i was 12. I beat up everyone in my neighborhood all the time.

The Mouse
03-12-2003, 03:04 PM
I can't remember.. I've been hit in the head too much.

HockeyFighter
03-12-2003, 03:09 PM
Who was the draw with Vulgar?

VulgarTheClown
03-12-2003, 03:16 PM
Originally posted by HockeyFighter
Who was the draw with Vulgar?

My Dad.

He hit me with a baseball bat. I called it a draw after that.

The Matrix
03-12-2003, 03:24 PM
12-4-0

Money
03-12-2003, 03:30 PM
I beat Rickson Gracie on a vacation to Rio.

Bzob
03-12-2003, 03:31 PM
I hate you money I hope you die

Purity
03-12-2003, 03:37 PM
i usually blackout most of my fights but i'm pretty sure their are more losses than wins

The Ensanity
03-12-2003, 03:40 PM
47-0. My power level is too high to fight anymore

realkaps
03-12-2003, 04:13 PM
I cant keep count......

Allison
03-12-2003, 04:15 PM
47-2

38 TKO's by headbutt.

Bzob
03-12-2003, 04:17 PM
Originally posted by Allison
47-2

38 TKO's by headbutt.

Was that a 5 head joke?

seldomTap
03-12-2003, 05:31 PM
never counted...but fights in schoolyards don't count.