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The Mouse
03-12-2003, 11:07 AM
...as I sat here loading myself up with ibuprofen tablets and massive ammounts of coffee, I thought to myself what an intersting morning this is. So.. goodmorning..

Bzob
03-12-2003, 11:08 AM
Good morning Matt, I hope you have a great day full of sex and violence

The Mouse
03-12-2003, 11:12 AM
Good morning Matt, I hope you have a great day full of sex and violence

I will have neither, so I am stuck in the fetal-position in a ball of frustration for the remainder of the day.

Why I have no sex: Because I have no girl.

Why I have no violence: My ****ing rib hurts and can't have any contact for a few days.

Bzob
03-12-2003, 11:21 AM
Thats ****ty, well **** it and make the best of your time off.

This Too Shall Pass-Bzobs Mom

lil'surfer girl
03-12-2003, 12:10 PM
Bzobs mom is a member now? Cool

The Mouse
03-12-2003, 12:19 PM
Take my hand let’s fly away
Hide my pain inside your wings
Bleed for me so I may taste your soul
Oh white innocence bathed in red
Drop down to darkness amidst shadows of lust
Ravaging eternity I kiss your death asleep
Pain pursuing... Passion bleeding...
Take my hang let’s fly away

VulgarTheClown
03-12-2003, 12:32 PM
Matt just grab some ****in movies nd a video game and waste away the day.

The Mouse
03-12-2003, 12:35 PM
I can't play video games.. I start break'n **** whenever I lose.. I'm at work thankgod.. till 4pm.. at which point in time I will go on a shooting spree.. rape 3 nuns in a catholic church.. and piss down the throats of some ****ing 4 year old kids at the playground. But until then I am you humble servant of peace.

VulgarTheClown
03-12-2003, 12:43 PM
what do you do anyway?

The Mouse
03-12-2003, 12:45 PM
I rip the dicks off of screaming puppies and ramm my dick through cute lil kittens.

VulgarTheClown
03-12-2003, 12:46 PM
no for real, what do you do for a living?

Bluecifer
03-12-2003, 01:02 PM
You know this is shaping up to be an interesting morning! HIIIIDDDEEEEEHHHHOOOO!

lil'surfer girl
03-12-2003, 01:05 PM
If by interesting you mean like a crocodile has bitten you in the ass, then yes, it is interesting.

Bluecifer
03-12-2003, 01:10 PM
Croc biting ass?

lil'surfer girl
03-12-2003, 01:16 PM
This is a croc biting an ass....

http://user.netonecom.net/~swordman/Photos/GatorBite.JPG

Bzob
03-12-2003, 01:18 PM
HAHAHA that mad me laugh (unlike those poor excuses for jokes I get bombarded with from Money every day)

Bluecifer
03-12-2003, 01:21 PM
Damn! Crocs and sharks scare the piss out of me!

lil'surfer girl
03-12-2003, 01:21 PM
:lol3: I missed my calling, I should be a comedian.

lil'surfer girl
03-12-2003, 01:22 PM
Originally posted by Blue Bulldogge
Damn! Crocs and sharks scare the piss out of me!

Quit being a baby.....they are just skin with teeth.

Bluecifer
03-12-2003, 01:24 PM
Skin and teeth are scary...