http://www.ukiyodojo.com/

check out the photo gallery, this is the most pathetic thing I have ever seen. This place looks like a new age foster home for retarded morons or something.

**** Sapp, these little bastards scare me...

http://www.ukiyodojo.com/images/Ninja%20Night/Ninja%20Night%2022203/NNAaronsgroup.jpg

I aint ****ing with this guy...

http://www.ukiyodojo.com/images/Misc%20Class%20Pictures/GrandmasterKmetsPresident.jpg

3 lethal weapons right there

This must be powerful stuff...this one can becopme like a chameleon and change colour

http://www.ukiyodojo.com/images/Misc%20Class%20Pictures/SmokingMarch.jpg

Originally posted by seldomTap
I aint ****ing with this guy...

http://www.ukiyodojo.com/images/Misc%20Class%20Pictures/GrandmasterKmetsPresident.jpg

3 lethal weapons right there

I'm more afraid of the ***** in the back ground who is prego.

Originally posted by seldomTap
This must be powerful stuff...this one can becopme like a chameleon and change colour

http://www.ukiyodojo.com/images/Misc%20Class%20Pictures/SmokingMarch.jpg

thats the HEAD instructor, Mr. March - dont diss him or he will kill you.

http://www.ukiyodojo.com/images/Mr.March.JPG

ROTFLMAO... oh man, I got tears streaming down my face in the middle of the office... curse you Magic!!

- The Jake

HAHAHAHAHA... just got that pic.... i have found my new av I think..... oh god!

- The Jake

He's hardcore...he's hardcore...he's hardcore

Originally posted by seldomTap
He's hardcore...he's hardcore...he's hardcore
... and he just got out of PUBERTY!

- The Jake

He would PWN your ass Jakey!

oh god, check this "submission expert" ***** out...she is GOOOOD LOOKING!

http://www.ukiyodojo.com/images/Black%20Belts/MarieColangelo1.jpg

Go to there rules page..12. If you wish to grapple, slap fight, or use equipment such as mats, blockers, jump ropes, etc. you must ask the instructor’s permission first.
You have to ask to jump rope. wtf. And what is slap fighting.

check this little **** out, he's a 14 year old black belt in the deadly art of Ukiyo karate or god knows what the ****.

Personally, I'd grab him by his stupid looking ****es and slam his head into a concrete pillar.

http://www.ukiyodojo.com/images/Black%20Belts/JamesPalmerLeftBB.jpg

Is slap fighting MMA for chicks?

- The Jake

Originally posted by gman
Go to there rules page..12. If you wish to grapple, slap fight, or use equipment such as mats, blockers, jump ropes, etc. you must ask the instructor’s permission first.
You have to ask to jump rope. wtf. And what is slap fighting.

slap fight...you know...slap fighting.

I nearly sprayed ****ing peaches over my monitor... this is hillarious!!!

- The Jake

Why do they have student birthday's on the page. Do we play the lotto with the numbers or something.

WOW! this man's delts are enviable! WOW!

http://www.ukiyodojo.com/images/Black%20Belts/LTRightBB.jpg

Originally posted by Magic Man
oh god, check this "submission expert" ***** out...she is GOOOOD LOOKING!

http://www.ukiyodojo.com/images/Black%20Belts/MarieColangelo1.jpg

http://snik.insomnica.net/ptj/Forum%20pics/in_da_butt.jpg

Go to the store and buy a keychain.

They actually teach something called "WTF Tae Kawn Do"

jake, if you keep laughing, they will hear it and come to australia and kick you ass - I mean...look at these weapons of mass destruction. **** saddam, he needs to employ these guys.

http://www.ukiyodojo.com/images/DojoChristmasParty2001/SteveRachelAaronPeace.jpg

Magic Man (21) Black Belt of myownfightingstyle

http://www.ukiyodojo.com/images/Black%20Belts/LTRightBB.jpg

this is from the pre weight training days

Originally posted by Creed
They actually teach something called "WTF Tae Kawn Do"

yeah, this is a picture from the WTF!? Tae Kwon Do class.

http://www.ukiyodojo.com/images/Misc%20Class%20Pictures/KataiGivingOrders.jpg

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I'm in such deep **** now...

- The Jake

http://www.ukiyodojo.com/images/Ninja%20Night/Ninja%20Night%206802/ChicksOfNinjaNight.jpg

http://www.ukiyodojo.com/images/Ninja%20Night/Ninja%20Night%206802/sheldon.jpg

http://www.ukiyodojo.com/images/Misc%20Class%20Pictures/Grapplers2.jpg

don't hurt me, please. No stay away. my boxing skills. they do nothing ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

three hardcores (please note the rasberry soda **** the kid is holding - potent ****)

http://www.ukiyodojo.com/images/Misc%20Class%20Pictures/KataiMarchKarsu.jpg

Originally posted by The Jake
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I'm in such deep **** now...

- The Jake

why Jake...have you pissed peach juice all over your keyboard?

http://www.ukiyodojo.com/images/Yamabushi%20Retreat%202002/ChainSawTravis.jpg

I got to start training there. Party's, sleepovers and camping trips. Is it a martial arts center or a grade 6 class?

Originally posted by gman
http://www.ukiyodojo.com/images/Ninja%20Night/Ninja%20Night%206802/ChicksOfNinjaNight.jpg

ah yes...that formation is a deadly wall climbing technique from "Ninja Night" - that formation has been used to breach many class A meter high fences.

http://www.ukiyodojo.com/images/UkiyoDojoGrandOpening2002/mvc-213f.jpg

I think their in love:lovers:

is the asian guy cross eyed?

Why is it I can view the guest book we all the good for you guys signings. But can't sign it, myself.

I dunno they all look pretty retarded Magic....

- The Jake

lol, Jake, when you go back to the US, please promise me you will visit this club, and join.

I think I may be trying a class out. Michigan is only a four hor drive away. Bet yet. Get bzob to go. Did you notice they call them self the "Mountain Warriors". How many mountains are thier in Michigan again.

I think this came from the mountains...

http://www.ukiyodojo.com/images/DojoChristmasParty2001/MomBishop.jpg

Go to the links page. I love how they have tap out and mma.tv. Their the kind that would put brazilian jiu-jitsu on their sign and when you get in there and ask about it. They tell you, we don't teach that ***** grappling ****. It doesn't work.

no they do teach grappling - that man of a woman teaches it, go back to the first page or something, I posted a pic!

Originally posted by Magic Man
lol, Jake, when you go back to the US, please promise me you will visit this club, and join.

LOL!

I make no promises man... that place looks a bit too fierce and hardcore for my liking....

- The Jake

Bzob is near there.

Originally posted by The Jake
LOL!

I make no promises man... that place looks a bit too fierce and hardcore for my liking....

- The Jake

Don't let their appearance fool you - these WTF!? Tae Kwon Do experts can kick like the wind.

Originally posted by gman
Bzob is near there.

if I was bzob, I would join up as soon as possible.

Well in that case Magic, I should be able to kick like a hurricane with my mad TKD skillz.... I'll give it a go.... I'll get Bzob & Arju to go with me. I'll need backup against these MMA mutant freaks....

- The Jake

please dont hurt Chief instructor Mr March, he looks like a nice boy.

I'll try and be gentle.... but I'll make Bzob fight him first!

- The Jake

this thread gives me an idea......

One of the student's homepage's. Notice the ninja turtle on the front. Deadly arts. http://www.geocities.com/kataisan/Index2.html

Deadly.. deadly ninja turtles...

- The Jake

that geocities logo that stretches the entire length of the outer right hand side of the screen really makes me impressed and guarentees me that this is a legit deadly mother****er.

wow, look at his training credentials!

Currently my training has consisted of: karate, judo, jujitsu/BJJ, kickboxing, boxing, weight training, GNP, and the latest MMA.

I'm particularly impressed by his GNP and the latest MMA.

Wow. The latest MMA huh. Must be new

http://www.ukiyodojo.com/images/Black%20Belts/MarieColangelo1.jpg Say hello to Mrs. Matt Furey

I always thought that was Matt Furey's son with a "manzier"

Originally posted by Magic Man
oh god, check this "submission expert" ***** out...she is GOOOOD LOOKING!

http://www.ukiyodojo.com/images/Black%20Belts/MarieColangelo1.jpg



THAT has bigger boobs than Allison

wow, Allison = http://www.users.on.net/bobbyeow/FrancOWNED.jpg

You're obsession with Franco is slightly disturbing Magic...

- The Jake

**** no, of course it's not.

I recently sent away for his traing book and 2 autographed pictures! Woohoo - it's only gonna cost me $176!

Really?
WTF is midget Columbo doing these days?

- The Jake

I think he's making ****ty b-grade movies which cameo Arnold S in them for about 5 seconds total screen time and also manning his Chiropractic clinic and making dosh from people who want to buy stuff from his crap site.

and dont call Franco a midget...just because he is shorter than me by 3 inches does not mean he is a midget.

Made, that's like, Doggsize midget.

You're about 2 inches shy of Purity's height too I might add!

- The Jake

Franco cannot be that short Magic...you are only an inch of height and 15 lbs off being a jockey!

hmm, I'm pretty sure franco is like 5' 3" I read somewhere - but he was close to 200lbs

yeah, he is a freak!

Those are Wolverine's stats from the comic.

He's meant to be like 5'3" 195lbs....

- The Jake

wolverine wasn;t that short was he?!

maybe he's based on franco. But we all know franco could whoop his ass.

http://www.wadokaikarate.com/FtErie/Grasshopper.jpg

hahahahhahaa....

Columbo = former amateur boxer, powerlifter (can move a ****ing parked car), bodybuilder, Ph.D, author and chiropractor

VS.

Wopah Bushido WTF warrior above.

- The Jake

hehe, that is no ****ty looking stance, that is ACTUALLY the grasshopper stance - checkout the file name if you dont believe me.

Mate, I don't care if it's called GODS ULTIMATE DEFENCE stance it still looks insanely ****ing stupid!

- The Jake

Is that guy in the backround jerking off to the grasshopper stance.

Originally posted by gman
Is that guy in the backround jerking off to the grasshopper stance.

yes, most likely.

http://www.ukiyodojo.com/images/Modern%20Arnis/ArnisTeamPic2.jpg


This is so SO sad.


http://www.ukiyodojo.com/images/Modern%20Arnis/MrCarlton.jpg


Oooo look at him, he's so bad ass.


http://www.ukiyodojo.com/images/Modern%20Arnis/ArnisTeamPic.jpg

I'm sorry this is just wrong. I could KO everyone there with my stick work and not break a sweat....

SAD REALLY

Believe me guys, I've seen her spar with sticks and on a BAD day she's pretty vicious. When she's in the kitchen, I don't give her ****....

- The Jake