What's good Sonny?

lmao. good story sensational one, that was a good one to read.

lmao. good story sensational one, that was a good one to read.
It sounds crazy as hell, but its a true story.

Just wait til Willy posts how he lost his virginity, i'm sure it'll be scarier than the Cryptkeeper's nutsack

Just wait til Willy posts how he lost his virginity, i'm sure it'll be scarier than the Cryptkeeper's nutsack

ill save him the trouble
he told me about it
it was a three-some
tru pimps have 3somes their 1st time
it involves a sheep, a duck, tranqualizers, blind fold, some barry white cd's, bottle of jack (to get the animals uninhibited), couple of balloons (hadnt heard of condoms) and flashlight (barns are dark at 1am)
and those were the best and most tender sheep and duck his family had every had

A 3some, bull****, i heard it was with a tranny!

hahahahah thats pretty funny!!!

so much for "I didn't want to commit crimes"

You guys would all **** if I told the story of my first time. maybe someday I will.

wow lol, you guys are some interesting pieces of work ^_^

wow lol, you guys are some interesting pieces of work ^_^

How about your first naughty girl?

That was before naughty girl was naughty lol. Plus I hate that ****tard now anyways, and it's against my wishes to speak his name. It was in a hot tub at the Kiva haha.

****tard - great word.

Yeah I heard my friend Brittany call this cow Cali that once. I hate Cali! Man she is such a heffer and she lies all the time and OMGsh I just cannot stand her, I'm going to rip her nappy hair out one of these days. OH yeah anyways, come on sonny fess up to how you lost it.

Alright I will tomorrow. It's 1:30 my time, I've got to get to bed.

bye bye!!! don't forget though!

Just wait til Willy posts how he lost his virginity, i'm sure it'll be scarier than the Cryptkeeper's nutsack
Actually the first time I got some was pretty sad. It was my little cousin Susanne at a family reunion. We'd always played around and touched each other. Then we were in the shed behind my aunt's trailer where they kept a tub full of ice and beer for the grown ups. It was late at night. Most everybody was drunk. We each sipped a beer trying to be grown. of course at that time that's all it took to get a kid hammered. She passed out and I ****ed her as best I could. I was about 14. She'd just got out of the 5th grade. Not proud of what I did but I was intoxicated and curious about sex. She never said a word to anybody about it but we never really spoke again after that. I think she hated me. I know, I'm **** for what I did but most guys in my position would've done the same.

thats ****ed up :mad:

thats ****ed up :mad:
Yes I agree. She wouldnt talk to me. She could've at least made eye contact. She made it seem like it was all my fault. She came on to me

Yes I agree. She wouldnt talk to me. She could've at least made eye contact. She made it seem like it was all my fault. She came on to me

I ment what u did is. Dude didnt u just say she passed out?

I ment what u did is. Dude didnt u just say she passed out?
Yes she passed out. But before that she touched my thigh and kept giving me the goo goo eyes. That's all it takes for a kid my age who'd been jerking off for half his life.

That was before naughty girl was naughty lol. Plus I hate that ****tard now anyways, and it's against my wishes to speak his name. It was in a hot tub at the Kiva haha.
Proof of what I have stated before.
Girls are always attracted to and will sleep with *******s.
Honey, he's not an ******* now, he always was one. That's what made you all girl spongy for his **** stick.
He got what he wanted, and now he's outta there. You hate him now, but he doesn't care.
You probably still want him. The reason you hate him is because he doesn't pay any attention to you anymore. Isn't that right. LMAO!

I wouldn't have spoken to you either lol. Haha man, that's crazy insane.

No actually I dumped him lol. He always beat up on me and his little sister, who's my age and my best friend. After that I went out with Michael, but he was an ******* too lol.

You know it's true. I just hit on every point you just explained. LMAO!!!!!

no lol, James still goes to A-High and I go to Cooper now, and Michael is at some performing arts school in New York now, he just moved there on like wednesday.

no lol, James still goes to A-High and I go to Cooper now, and Michael is at some performing arts school in New York now, he just moved there on like wednesday.
Wow, I got you to admit HIS name.
And you're still keeping track of them... How sweet. :rolleyes:

And the rumors are true. You do babble too much. Most of the stuff mentioned was unecessary :D

I know, but European History is soooo boring I have to find something else to do lol.

I know, but European History is soooo boring I have to find something else to do lol.
Why, the History teacher is not as much of a jerk as you wished??? :confused: LOL! J/K. I'm just pulling your leg... or am I? :rolleyes:

OMGsh you crack me up lol. Seriously though the dude's name is Dr. Fink! Is that ****ing doofy or what?

OMGsh you crack me up lol. Seriously though the dude's name is Dr. Fink! Is that ****ing doofy or what?
Again, what did I just say... TOO MUCH INFO!!!

But yeah, that sounds like a nice guy name... You don't dig nice guys. Either that or he's gay. Same difference

Dude he's my teacher! Gross. I don't care if I give to much info either, what did I just say...European History is boring!

Actually the first time I got some was pretty sad. It was my little cousin Susanne at a family reunion. We'd always played around and touched each other. Then we were in the shed behind my aunt's trailer where they kept a tub full of ice and beer for the grown ups. It was late at night. Most everybody was drunk. We each sipped a beer trying to be grown. of course at that time that's all it took to get a kid hammered. She passed out and I ****ed her as best I could. I was about 14. She'd just got out of the 5th grade. Not proud of what I did but I was intoxicated and curious about sex. She never said a word to anybody about it but we never really spoke again after that. I think she hated me. I know, I'm **** for what I did but most guys in my position would've done the same.

no guy
ive been around my drunk cuzns
and surprisingly enough
i havent fuked any of them
but maybe thats just cuz ima weirdo who doesnt like to fuk family members

Originally Posted by Sweet Dick Willy
Actually the first time I got some was pretty sad. It was my little cousin Susanne at a family reunion. We'd always played around and touched each other. Then we were in the shed behind my aunt's trailer where they kept a tub full of ice and beer for the grown ups. It was late at night. Most everybody was drunk. We each sipped a beer trying to be grown. of course at that time that's all it took to get a kid hammered. She passed out and I ****ed her as best I could. I was about 14. She'd just got out of the 5th grade. Not proud of what I did but I was intoxicated and curious about sex. She never said a word to anybody about it but we never really spoke again after that. I think she hated me. I know, I'm **** for what I did but most guys in my position would've done the same.
Should this post be in the "FIRST TIME YOU RAPED YOUR COUSIN" thread?
I lost my virginity be having sex with my then girlfriend.

Should this post be in the "FIRST TIME YOU RAPED YOUR COUSIN" thread?
I lost my virginity be having sex with my then girlfriend.
I didn't rape her so let's get that in the clear. She wanted it as much as I did. She was only my second cousin so its not like it's incest. We were kids. Kids do stupid things. I admit it was stupid and forbidden but it was one time. That's it

no guy
ive been around my drunk cuzns
and surprisingly enough
i havent fuked any of them
but maybe thats just cuz ima weirdo who doesnt like to fuk family members
Don't try to make me sound like some sort of wierdo. It was planned. I didn't try to get her drunk. I tried not to do it. But my hormones at the time were too strong and she was coming on to me. What is a horny young fellow who jerked off 4 times a day was to do? No one was watching. It was harmless. I don't really see it as sex. We experimented. I penetrated every hole on her. When she bled I got scared as **** though. Thankfully it stopped or I don't know what I would've done

I didn't rape her so let's get that in the clear. She wanted it as much as I did. She was only my second cousin so its not like it's incest. We were kids. Kids do stupid things. I admit it was stupid and forbidden but it was one time. That's it
But she was unconscious. Dubious. But im still goin with rape.

But she was unconscious. Dubious. But im still goin with rape.
Well she didn't say, "Yes give it to me." But I could tell before she passed out that she wanted it. If you know women you know that look in their eyes. Everytime I see it I just go for it. Still I get slapped most of the time but when you score that's gold. Sometimes women just want a man to take charge and take it.

This whole ****ing thread is as disturbing as Willy's avatar.

Well she didn't say, "Yes give it to me." But I could tell before she passed out that she wanted it. If you know women you know that look in their eyes. Everytime I see it I just go for it. Still I get slapped most of the time but when you score that's gold. Sometimes women just want a man to take charge and take it.
Why would anyone want to get ****ed when theyre not able to expirence it, due to the fact they are unconscious???
Hey, im not tryin to be all fukin preachy or sumthing.

Why would anyone want to get ****ed when theyre not able to expirence it, due to the fact they are unconscious???
Hey, im not tryin to be all fukin preachy or sumthing.
It's an intuition I had. We were both in the mood and had been flirting with each other anyway. Sex between us was inevitable. It was probably going to happen. I just never understood why she was so pissy toward me after that. I'd bought her a promise ring and all but she wouldnt have anything to do with me. *****!

It's an intuition I had. We were both in the mood and had been flirting with each other anyway. Sex between us was inevitable. It was probably going to happen. I just never understood why she was so pissy toward me after that. I'd bought her a promise ring and all but she wouldnt have anything to do with me. *****!

hmm, maybe it was somthing to do with the 'anal rape thing' lol
You did say u did every hole right!?
By the way, where did she bleed from?
Maybe we should cut this one loose Sweet Dick.
We are testing the boundaries of this "uncensored" forum.

That's a good idea. That was more than 20 years ago. The statue of limitations are up but like I said it was all good. She's dead now anyway. Committed suicide when she was in high school. She was a drunk and a party girl/whore from what I was told who was going down on homey ****. So she might as well killed her self

That's a good idea. That was more than 20 years ago. The statue of limitations are up but like I said it was all good. She's dead now anyway. Committed suicide when she was in high school. She was a drunk and a party girl/whore from what I was told who was going down on homey ****. So she might as well killed her self

yep. Thats killed that topic, and then some!

hmm, maybe it was somthing to do with the 'anal rape thing' lol
You did say u did every hole right!?
By the way, where did she bleed from?
Maybe we should cut this one loose Sweet Dick.
We are testing the boundaries of this "uncensored" forum.
Yikes! :eek:

I hope you realize that when people end up like your "kissin' cuzzin", it is often directly tied to an incident of abuse like the one you are admitting to.

Bet your favorite T.V. program is "Touched By An Uncle".

Yikes! :eek:

I hope you realize that when people end up like your "kissin' cuzzin", it is often directly tied to an incident of abuse like the one you are admitting to.

Bet your favorite T.V. program is "Touched By An Uncle".

WTF are u talking about?
My cousin?
You quoted the wrong person Boxerdork.
I may need spell check, but u need an optition. ;)

hahahahah thats pretty funny!!!

so much for "I didn't want to commit crimes"
I never commited a crime that was evil, just bended the rules. When my friends rob people, I don't do that ****. I help my boy Blak steal baby food for his kid from CVS, but nothing else.

No actually I dumped him lol. He always beat up on me and his little sister, who's my age and my best friend. After that I went out with Michael, but he was an ******* too lol.
Every girl I was an ******* to loved me, and every girl I was nice to was disinterested. It's a catch-22. But I never in my life hit a girl. You have to be an ******* to an extent to get a girl to stay with you.

Actually the first time I got some was pretty sad. It was my little cousin Susanne at a family reunion. We'd always played around and touched each other. Then we were in the shed behind my aunt's trailer where they kept a tub full of ice and beer for the grown ups. It was late at night. Most everybody was drunk. We each sipped a beer trying to be grown. of course at that time that's all it took to get a kid hammered. She passed out and I ****ed her as best I could. I was about 14. She'd just got out of the 5th grade. Not proud of what I did but I was intoxicated and curious about sex. She never said a word to anybody about it but we never really spoke again after that. I think she hated me. I know, I'm **** for what I did but most guys in my position would've done the same.

I don't believe you.

Willy's cousin Suzanne

What other choice did she have but to kill herself, she couldn't stand the memory of waking up behind the shed with Willy's cum oozing out of her every hole, i'll bet few girls have been RAPED as thoroughly as that!

I have 1 cusin who is a sleazy ***** too. I squeezed her tits once. The difference is she was awake at the time and I was only in second grade and she was in nineth. Oh yeah, i didn't screw her either.

Sonny, you mean you didn't rape her while she was unconscious

hmmmm
she committed suicide
she became a drunk party whore
she was savagly raped by her cousin when she was young.....
my god willy
how much giult do you feel?
you have to know that waht you did had to have played a major role in how her life ended up

I have 1 cusin who is a sleazy ***** too. I squeezed her tits once. The difference is she was awake at the time and I was only in second grade and she was in nineth. Oh yeah, i didn't screw her either.
That's twisted. You tried to force sex on a girl who didn't want it. That's the difference between you and me

Sonny, you mean you didn't rape her while she was unconscious
I've never raped anyone

Me niether.

hmmmm
she committed suicide
she became a drunk party whore
she was savagly raped by her cousin when she was young.....
my god willy
how much giult do you feel?
you have to know that waht you did had to have played a major role in how her life ended up
I didn't "savagely" rape anyone.

I did feel some guilt. That's why I started to drink so much. She was a cool person. THen she started with the crystal meth and the alcohol, the ecstasy, and turning tricks and all this stuff. She wouldn't listen to anybody. They found her dead in the street out in front of her house one day. She just dropped dead. Her body gave out she put it through so much.

She wasn't a virgin when I had her either. She had some issues long before that

she was going thru problems before grade 5 or watever? :eek:

she was going thru problems before grade 5 or watever? :eek:
I was told she was molested by her father as a child. He went up state and is still there for some crimes against children. he wa a twisted sick ****

This thread is disturbing.

sonny, this is the most disturbing **** ive ever read hear

sonny, this is the most disturbing **** ive ever read hear
Life in Nebraska is disturbing. I'm done talking about this. You guys won't let this thread die

Actually the first time I got some was pretty sad. It was my little cousin Susanne at a family reunion. We'd always played around and touched each other. Then we were in the shed behind my aunt's trailer where they kept a tub full of ice and beer for the grown ups. It was late at night. Most everybody was drunk. We each sipped a beer trying to be grown. of course at that time that's all it took to get a kid hammered. She passed out and I ****ed her as best I could. I was about 14. She'd just got out of the 5th grade. Not proud of what I did but I was intoxicated and curious about sex. She never said a word to anybody about it but we never really spoke again after that. I think she hated me. I know, I'm **** for what I did but most guys in my position would've done the same.
I miss the Sweet Dick...

What's good Sonny?

Did your finger slipp through the toilet paper? :lol1:

I miss the Sweet Dick...

I am sad I missed out on his satire and hilarity.

I am sad I missed out on his satire and hilarity.



....You didn't miss anything. He also said that the people who died on 9/11 all deserved to die and he talked **** about the firefighters and laughed about the ones who died. Rick tracked his IP and he was a writter or something for USA today. Rick basically said that he could cost the guy his job for the outrageous statements and he also got banned for them. The guy was ****ing garbage and his persona was not funny at all.

....You didn't miss anything. He also said that the people who died on 9/11 all deserved to die and he talked **** about the firefighters and laughed about the ones who died. Rick tracked his IP and he was a writter or something for USA today. Rick basically said that he could cost the guy his job for the outrageous statements and he also got banned for them. The guy was ****ing garbage and his persona was not funny at all.

No **** a writer for USA Today. He was a twisted **** apparently. Me you and a handful of others I suspect act exactly the same on here as in real life. We need no persona to boost or egos.

What was Asian's original post?

I haven't lost mine yet... I'm a 38 year old bald virgin with no job.

.. and bad teeth.

What was Asian's original post?

I haven't lost mine yet... I'm a 38 year old bald virgin with no job.

We all know it already, stop showing off:tapedshut

We all know it already, stop showing off:tapedshut

Yeah, but did you know I still live with my parents?

what a ****ed up thread