Allison
03-11-2003, 09:16 PM
****ing rocks.
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View Full Version : Laura Allison 03-11-2003, 09:16 PM ****ing rocks. seldomTap 03-11-2003, 09:18 PM She reminds of another female from Florida that posts here... handjobs4dollars 03-11-2003, 09:18 PM She aready has more threads about her today then me( not saying alot). So she must be cool. Purity 03-11-2003, 09:44 PM Originally posted by Allison ****ing rocks. couldn't agree anymore! ****ing DOES, in fact, rock. even though i've been on a 1.5 month dry spell, i can look back at the memories and safely conclude.....sex is a good thing. carry on :) Curly Howard 03-11-2003, 09:47 PM 1.5 months?.......I would be on a killing spree. Bluecifer 03-11-2003, 09:51 PM She does rock! Purity 03-11-2003, 09:59 PM yer married curly. it doesn't count. Tanner Rhoden 03-11-2003, 11:16 PM YAY, Laura!!! Magic Man 03-11-2003, 11:21 PM who is laura? is she sexy? The Jake 03-12-2003, 12:12 AM I have no idea from the sounds of it but I'm guessing Laura = ghey. These fockers have never seen a chick before are jumping up and down screaming COOL! ROCK! etc. - The Jake The Jake 03-12-2003, 12:13 AM BTW, hi Laura. - The Jake seldomTap 03-12-2003, 12:14 AM Yeah...imagine the fool that would like a girl he met over the net... oh whoops! Magic Man 03-12-2003, 12:16 AM s e l d o m The Jake 03-12-2003, 12:22 AM Originally posted by seldomTap Yeah...imagine the fool that would like a girl he met over the net... oh whoops! OF ALL THE STUPID HAIR BRAINED.... - The Jake seldomTap 03-12-2003, 12:24 AM Exactly!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA Magic Man 03-12-2003, 12:27 AM http://www.wadokaikarate.com/may2000/may2000-22.jpg realkaps 03-12-2003, 12:49 AM Who is Laura? handjobs4dollars 03-12-2003, 12:50 AM this is laura http://www.wadokaikarate.com/natzke/lauren.jpg The Jake 03-12-2003, 12:59 AM FOCKERS MADE ME LAUGH ON THE PHONE.... CUNTS!!! - The Jake ArjukanpoKarate 03-12-2003, 04:56 AM Originally posted by seldomTap Yeah...imagine the fool that would like a girl he met over the net... oh whoops! :cuss: So Not Funny...:fu: :lol3: ig0r1eye 03-12-2003, 04:59 AM she looks nice to me. amunra 03-12-2003, 05:02 AM show us her pooper. wer'e all perverted here and all have been afraid to ask for a pooper shot....until now. ******sadistically grinning from ear to ear****** Laura 03-12-2003, 04:40 PM Thanks for this thread guys...*sniff, sniff*... Laura 03-12-2003, 04:45 PM btw...jake...no one asked for you input...i'm so not "ghey"... The Ensanity 03-12-2003, 04:47 PM Is that really you in that pic, L.? Laura 03-12-2003, 04:49 PM No...I don't know who that is...you were gettin pretty happy there for a sec, eh? The Ensanity 03-12-2003, 04:51 PM Originally posted by Laura No...I don't know who that is...you were gettin pretty happy there for a sec, eh? not really. just was wondering...Gheyman is such a dumb ass handjobs4dollars 03-12-2003, 04:52 PM It's one of the rotties from the wado kai karate dojo. My new home. Laura 03-12-2003, 04:54 PM karate, eh? *ha, ha, ha* The Jake 03-12-2003, 05:06 PM Yes you are You are ghey! I said so! - The Jake Laura 03-12-2003, 05:07 PM hey...how 'bout this...shut the **** up? sounds like a plan to me! Laura 03-12-2003, 05:07 PM p.s. get rid of that hair... Curly Howard 03-12-2003, 05:11 PM HA HA HA she said get rid of the hair Fonzy hahahaha Laura 03-12-2003, 05:12 PM no doubt, dude...he's got the beginning of a true mullet comin' in...all business up top and party in the back...that, or he's tryin' to look like one of the guys from New Kids On The Block...maybe that's cool where he's from Tanner Rhoden 03-12-2003, 05:14 PM Damn, Laura. You'e brutal.......I like it Laura 03-12-2003, 05:15 PM it's so much fun...and easy...i mean...dude's bein' a jerk...so I have every right to be one back...just be cool and I'll leave your ass alone...know what I mean? The Mouse 03-12-2003, 05:16 PM Laura.. I want to be inbetween your legs. Tanner Rhoden 03-12-2003, 05:17 PM amen LukeDothSucketh 03-12-2003, 05:17 PM OMG THAT WAS FUNNY. Laura 03-12-2003, 05:18 PM matt...you're gross...for all i know you have anal warts...*bleh* ha, ha. The Mouse 03-12-2003, 05:20 PM For all I know you have genital crabs.. but im willing to pick them out with my teeth in order to get in there. Laura 03-12-2003, 05:21 PM EWWWWWWWWW!!! that was sooooo funny!!! i think I'm gonna piss my britches! LukeDothSucketh 03-12-2003, 05:22 PM WTF is wrong with you!?!? Seriouslly? Who the **** says britches? God Almighty... Tanner Rhoden 03-12-2003, 05:22 PM LOL Money 03-12-2003, 05:26 PM Odds say 2-1 that Laura has a penis. That is why the homos are after her. Laura 03-12-2003, 05:28 PM money...just because I make you look like a ***** doesn't mean i have a penis! you're such a ****in' queer...get the **** out of here and go do some "stand up" or something....btw...I say "britches" because no one else does...and it just sounds funny...say it..."BRITCHES"!!! handjobs4dollars 03-12-2003, 05:31 PM laura=cool becuase she make's fun of money. Just like the other cool kids. Laura 03-12-2003, 05:36 PM i could tell he was gay yesterday...what a dumbass. Tanner Rhoden 03-12-2003, 05:38 PM It's not that he's gay, he's just not straight. Laura 03-12-2003, 05:39 PM yep.... RyDawg 03-12-2003, 05:40 PM Laura, why don't you give us the goods on yourself? Things such as: -Measurements -Hair/eye color -Skin tone -Amount of hair on your pubic mound, and any styles it might be shaved in -What do your boobs look like? (pepperoni nipples, eraser nipples?) -Do you sound like a chick or are you one of those chicks with a dude's voice? "Do the aliens have two sexes, like we do?" comes to mind. -Would you 69 Allison while Tanner watched? -Tattoos/piercings? -Are you rich? -If you are rich, will you be my sugar momma? Enquiring minds want to know. Curly Howard 03-12-2003, 05:42 PM BRITCHES Laura 03-12-2003, 05:56 PM Stats...hmmm...k...simple...5'6", 145 (medium build), white, blondish/brown hair, brown eyes, either shaved off/trimmed up (air strip), big nips (hate 'em), have a chick voice, negative on the 69'n, nips are pierced...not rich at all...that's it.. Laura 03-12-2003, 05:57 PM see...isn't "britches" fun to say? RyDawg 03-12-2003, 05:57 PM That was easy enough. Laura 03-12-2003, 05:58 PM pretty normal i guess... Bluecifer 03-12-2003, 05:59 PM Originally posted by Laura Stats...hmmm...k...simple...5'6", 145 (medium build), white, blondish/brown hair, brown eyes, either shaved off/trimmed up (air strip), big nips (hate 'em), have a chick voice, negative on the 69'n, nips are pierced...not rich at all...that's it.. Whoa! Yay for airstrips and big nips!:) The Jake 03-12-2003, 06:06 PM Originally posted by Laura p.s. get rid of that hair... Damn you woman, you only wish your locks were as full and as luxurious as my own. - The Jake Curly Howard 03-12-2003, 06:07 PM is that a comb over? The Jake 03-12-2003, 06:11 PM Yes it is Curly! Much like William Shatners! - The Jake The Ensanity 03-12-2003, 06:36 PM Originally posted by Blue Bulldogge Whoa! Yay for airstrips and big nips!:) I couldnt have said it better Money 03-13-2003, 09:20 AM Originally posted by Laura Stats...hmmm...k...simple...5'6", 145 (medium build), white, blondish/brown hair, brown eyes, either shaved off/trimmed up (air strip), big nips (hate 'em), have a chick voice, negative on the 69'n, nips are pierced...not rich at all...that's it.. Do you pee sitting or standing? Allison 03-13-2003, 09:38 AM oh my god! I didnt' know she had pierced nipples! I think she's taller than 5'6. She's at least a couple of inches taller than me, as much as I hate to admit it. Squezze 03-13-2003, 10:47 AM I love this Laura girl. I want to have her babies. Allison 03-13-2003, 10:47 AM Coolest girl ever. Money 03-13-2003, 10:59 AM Originally posted by Allison Coolest girl ever. Debatable on the girl and coolest part Aaron Bizarre 03-13-2003, 11:01 AM Big nipples can look good. depends on the breasts. Allison 03-13-2003, 11:03 AM Originally posted by Money Debatable on the girl and coolest part No, I'm verifying. I saw her rip into a guy 5 minutes after she met him last night. That makes me so proud. Aaron Bizarre 03-13-2003, 11:04 AM she's fiesty then. Money 03-13-2003, 11:10 AM I want pics of Laura! LukeDothSucketh 03-13-2003, 11:11 AM I'd hit it. Aaron Bizarre 03-13-2003, 11:12 AM yes, I have no face to picture. I just see nipples and air strips. Tanner Rhoden 03-13-2003, 11:28 AM I took a few pics with her last night. I'll try to get them up later......even though she has an enormous zit on her forehead. LukeDothSucketh 03-13-2003, 11:29 AM I'd pop her any day. Aaron Bizarre 03-13-2003, 11:32 AM word. Laura 03-13-2003, 04:21 PM Damn you Tanner...if you put my big zit picture on there I'm going to kick your punk ass! Curly Howard 03-13-2003, 07:13 PM TTT for zits Piedra 03-13-2003, 07:16 PM who is ana-l-aura rickson gracie? Laura 03-13-2003, 07:17 PM Man...it's a volcano!!! i called tanner right after this post...he said you couldn't tell...but still my hair was jacked...he cracks me up. Curly Howard 03-13-2003, 07:20 PM ha ha every pic that is taken of me is the same way.....eyes closed or stupid grin or the mad look Curly Howard 03-13-2003, 07:21 PM did you see the black and white pic of Tanner.....It's a beauty Laura 03-13-2003, 07:24 PM dude...that pic of tanner is sooooooo funny!!!! Curly Howard 03-13-2003, 07:30 PM I'm going to send it to my wife's friend who is always bothering me about sending her a pic. She doesn't know what I look like. Laura 03-13-2003, 07:34 PM bwahaha! that's a good idea...he was tellin' me he was all internet pimpin' this chick and he sent her that picture and then she flat out stopped emailing him...he was all "you're giving me a complex"...funny ****. Curly Howard 03-13-2003, 07:39 PM yeah I think this is her http://www.globalmma.net/community/showthread.php?s=&threadid=5040 Laura 03-13-2003, 07:40 PM yep....BWAHAHAHA!!! that's funny...man, i'm pissin' some people off today! Curly Howard 03-13-2003, 07:43 PM they'll get over it......I think it's funny.....but I think Britches is funny so what do I know :) Laura 03-13-2003, 07:45 PM BRITCHES IS FUNNY DAMMIT!!! i know they'll get over it...i think it's funny as hell...just to see how pissed people can get...over nothin'...just words...BWAHAHA! |