View Full Version : Sleeping at a cousins house...when is it wrong to share a bed?


seldomTap
03-11-2003, 08:34 PM
And if they are second cousins, is it ever wrong??

JasonLeonardOBE
03-11-2003, 08:38 PM
If she is your matrilateral cross cousin from your mothers second youngest brother you would be violating the second cousin taboo of the Lwandwaba people of the Nilotic Sudan.

Something to keep in mind.

seldomTap
03-11-2003, 08:41 PM
Thanks for the heads up!

The Jake
03-11-2003, 09:13 PM
It's wrong when the cousin isn't a good looking member of the opposite gender and your mates haven't said that they'd hit it.

- The Jake

seldomTap
03-11-2003, 09:21 PM
So if your mates think your cousin is ok...then an accidental grope in the night isn't a bad thing??

The Jake
03-11-2003, 09:44 PM
Originally posted by seldomTap
So if your mates think your cousin is ok...then an accidental grope in the night isn't a bad thing??

Yep. It's all good.

- The Jake

seldomTap
03-11-2003, 09:46 PM
How far are we allowed to go here Jake??

I mean if your cousin was model hot...would you consider slipping her a length in the still of the night?

The Jake
03-11-2003, 09:50 PM
Originally posted by seldomTap
How far are we allowed to go here Jake??

I mean if your cousin was model hot...would you consider slipping her a length in the still of the night?

Bloody oath mate.

You're allowed to go as far as your cousin permits.

A boner in the night can be written off as the morning pissfat anyway.

Fact is anything your mates say is nullified by the fact that they are simply jealous and wish that they had a shot at getting under the covers with your cousin.

- The Jake

seldomTap
03-11-2003, 09:52 PM
Jake...do you have webbed feet or an extra finger by any chance?

The Jake
03-11-2003, 09:59 PM
Originally posted by seldomTap
Jake...do you have webbed feet or an extra finger by any chance?

Now THAT was an excessive buildup to an obvious and mediocre joke, Allison.

Seldom, do you have any good looking cousins?

- The Jake

seldomTap
03-11-2003, 10:02 PM
I do...but I rarely see them as they are feral bogans

The Jake
03-11-2003, 10:07 PM
So are you saying that if you had a hot cousin and you were sharing the bed that you wouldn't hit it?

- The Jake

seldomTap
03-11-2003, 10:08 PM
I am not expressing any personal view as yet...

If I had a cousin that was mad hot...it would be hard not to throw a leg over I think.

The Jake
03-11-2003, 10:12 PM
Originally posted by seldomTap
I am not expressing any personal view as yet...

I think you just did.... oops...

If I had a cousin that was mad hot...it would be hard not to throw a leg over I think.

you sick cunt.

But thanks for making the point.

- The Jake

HockeyFighter
03-11-2003, 10:21 PM
uhhhhh

The Jake
03-11-2003, 10:38 PM
Look, I think Hockey is doing his cousin right now!

You savage!!!

- The Jake

seldomTap
03-11-2003, 10:40 PM
It is cold in Canada...have to keep warm somehow

rigid
03-11-2003, 11:01 PM
**** away.the kid will look like the banjo dude from deliverance but, i don't see that as your problem.she will deal with it one way or another.

seldomTap
03-11-2003, 11:05 PM
BWAHAAHAHAHAHAHA....banjo dude!