How are YOU doin' today?

long time no see

Was this addressed to me? Just checkin'....wtf is Ensanity replying for...is your name "Laura" too...

Yes, I just hadn't seen you post before and wanted to say hi and welcome.

Thanks...got hooked up with this thanks to Allison. Usually got "mma.tv"...but she showed me this one the other night when we were watchin' UFC...it's not too bad. People here actually b.s. about stuff that's funny...mma is kinda out there.

I like it here because there are some real funny posters here and it's not so big that you lose your sense of community.

Definately...MMA is still cool...but so far I like this forum much better...some of these dudes kill me...funny **** on here.

Is Laura hot? Does she have the large forehead like Allison?

Is she over 18? Where does she live?

I'm Money. I like walks on the beach, romantic songs, candlelight dinners, am kind to retards, enjoy gang bangs and love the UFC!

Testify!!!!!!!!!

playa smoove

WTF with the Spanish inquisition. Hey, genius...do you know where Allison is...'cause if you do that answers the "where does she live" question...if you don't know...then I'll tell ya...no biggie. I don't think Allison has a big forehead...what's that about? Money, do you think you can limit your laura hunt to one thread...please?

smooth? smooth? you guys are crazy!

Originally posted by Laura
WTF with the Spanish inquisition. Hey, genius...do you know where Allison is...'cause if you do that answers the "where does she live" question...if you don't know...then I'll tell ya...no biggie. I don't think Allison has a big forehead...what's that about? Money, do you think you can limit your laura hunt to one thread...please?
Laura Hunt? You're not related...ahhh too easy!

"Laura Hunt" should be in quotes....like that...meaning you're hunting me down...not as in "Laura Hunt" = my name...remember the "genius" comment...yeah, I take that back.

Originally posted by Laura
WTF with the Spanish inquisition. Hey, genius...do you know where Allison is...'cause if you do that answers the "where does she live" question...

So you're Allison's lesbian lover?

Originally posted by Laura
smooth? smooth? you guys are crazy! Smoove, smoove. Smoove off the edges. Keep it smoove, like slow jams.

*Ensanity singing*

Turn off the lights
Light a candle…

Yes, that's it...man, you're sooo good...no...not allison's lesbian lover...I'm not ANYONE's lesbian lover...you see...I'm not gay...sorry to burst your bubble...any more guesses?

Ensanity...nice jam...keep it real "homie"...

Originally posted by Laura
Yes, that's it...man, you're sooo good...no...not allison's lesbian lover...I'm not ANYONE's lesbian lover...you see...I'm not gay...sorry to burst your bubble...any more guesses?

So who do you look like? Rosie, Ellen?

Are you wearing panties?

Neither one...thank you very much...my panties are none of your business.

Money, get the **** out of my thread.

Originally posted by Laura
Ensanity...nice jam...keep it real "homie"... “aight” “ma”. I’ll do that, just for you “boo”.

That's what I was getting at with the whole...why are you following me bit...it's cool...gives me twice as many opportunities to bag on him...j/k

Hey...I haven't got a grip on all of the ebonics yet...take it a bit slower...

Originally posted by Laura
Hey...I haven't got a grip on all of the ebonics yet...take it a bit slower... “fa sho” “ma”

ummm okay...

It's amazing how much work I haven't done while posting here.

Me too...I'm usually off pretty quick...but not today...who can resist ripping on people? I just started a load of laundry and got the trash ready to take out...so I am making some progress.

I'm at work looking busy....

Still working? I'm usually too tired to do much of anything, but I had a school today, so I got to sleep in and not do any physical labor...yeah...tomorrow is the same, but then back to the old grindstone...

Yeah, I have to wait for a stupid candidate to get off work to interview so I'll be in the office for a couple more hours. Then I can relax.

Sounds great...my assignment tonight is to reasearch ASM's and try and come up with an original aversion tactic...

Whoa! That sounds serious. What are ASM's?

Anti Ship Missiles, yee haw...why do you have a quote from Doc Holliday as your signature thing?

I liked the crazy, fearless kind of attitude that he showed. Also, I have ****ty lungs.

Ahhh...tuberculosis will do that to ya...sorry to hear that...*sniff, sniff*

Actually, I only have asthma, but I cough and wheeze alot. I even cracked a rib in a coughing fit once. Thanks for the sympathy though!

hi

by telling me your little story about asthma makes me think you're a big geek...leaving me contemplating talking to you...hmmm...what's up c.h.

Maybe I am a geek. Curly, you saw those pics, am I a geek?

Originally posted by Blue Bulldogge
Maybe I am a geek. Curly, you saw those pics, am I a geek? Youre PLAYA SMOOVE

Thanks bro! BUT YOU, YOU THE MAN!

Quit crying...j/k..*wheez, wheez*

Originally posted by Blue Bulldogge
Maybe I am a geek. Curly, you saw those pics, am I a geek?

He's pimp tight.......I'd hit it

Originally posted by Laura
Quit crying...j/k..*wheez, wheez*

Did you read my "sometimes I cry thread"? Besides, I don't wheeze if i have my inhaler! Oh, yeah thanks Curls right back at ya chief!

No...didn't read your "cry thread"...make sure you keep your inhaler close by...do you have a holster for it?

No but that's good idea.

Then you could just whip it out...kinda like Doc Holliday...put little dangly tassles on it...so it kinda clinks around when you walk to the copier...then someone would mysteriously start playing the theme from "The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly" while you talk Latin to your boss...damn LUNGER!!!

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Will do, except for the tassles part, that would be gay!

Not if you make them "manly tassles"...like out of beer cans...hey...I like that...but what beer would you use? hmmmm?

I like my beer out of a bottle(steelhead extra pale ale or Black Butte Porter), but still, you get points for being quick and creative! Manly tassles eh? Hmmmm, I guess I could use heineken cans...

Heiny works...I was not aware that it came in cans...maybe some guinness bottles would do...or grolsch...now that's a beer!