View Full Version : Ruiz-Oquendo II or a dental filling?


neils7147933
10-19-2004, 09:48 AM
Which would you rather sit through? A rematch of the heavyweight title fight or some dental work? Assume that your insurance covers the entire cost of the procedure and that somehow the fight is coming in free on the pay-per-view channel. But here's the catch - you have to watch the fight sober but the dental procedure has free flowing nitrous for the duration.

Boxing fans?

LuKahnLi
10-19-2004, 09:49 AM
I'll take the fight. I mean, at least I could sleep through that.

Neuraxis
10-19-2004, 02:48 PM
Since when does a B level fighter deserve 3 title shots over such a short period of time?

Mr. Ryan
10-19-2004, 02:50 PM
I would watch the fight, only if it comes with unlimited pretzels and Dr. Pepper.

jack_the_rippuh
10-19-2004, 02:55 PM
I would watch the fight because both of them are great fighters..
I think a fight like that would be a dream come true...Fight of the Year worthy.

Sweet Dick Willy
10-19-2004, 03:12 PM
Which would you rather sit through? A rematch of the heavyweight title fight or some dental work? Assume that your insurance covers the entire cost of the procedure and that somehow the fight is coming in free on the pay-per-view channel. But here's the catch - you have to watch the fight sober but the dental procedure has free flowing nitrous for the duration.

Boxing fans?
I'd prefer a prostate exam

jack_the_rippuh
10-19-2004, 04:27 PM
Ahh...so that's where Big L got that from in one of his lyrics. "So we can never be a couple, hun//**** love all I got for chicks is hard dick and bubble gum"

neils7147933
10-19-2004, 10:34 PM
I would watch the fight, only if it comes with unlimited pretzels and Dr. Pepper.

You can eat your pretzels and drink your pop, but I better not catch you doing something more interesting than watching the in-ring action, like memorizing the nutrition information on the label.

Sweet Dick Willy
10-20-2004, 02:08 AM
Which would you rather sit through? A rematch of the heavyweight title fight or some dental work? Assume that your insurance covers the entire cost of the procedure and that somehow the fight is coming in free on the pay-per-view channel. But here's the catch - you have to watch the fight sober but the dental procedure has free flowing nitrous for the duration.

Boxing fans?
I'd rather get my **** pierced

techn9ne
10-20-2004, 03:26 AM
I'd rather get my **** pierced

LOL

thats my boy

Marjoh
10-20-2004, 03:53 AM
Damn! I hate watching Ruiz hugfest fights. And yet, I sometimes tuned in just in case he get his ass knocked. And I'm pretty sure that's the only reason boxing fans watch his bouts.

pinkpanther
10-20-2004, 08:17 AM
I'd prefer a prostate exam

to be fair you probably need one

oldgringo
10-20-2004, 10:17 AM
Give me a mouth full of fillings and tin-foil over this **** anyday. I would rather listen to "William Hung sings the blues" in a small white padded cell than watch this snoozefest.

Seriously...if you want to watch two sweaty **** hugging each other just go for the gay ****. :eek:

Sweet Dick Willy
10-20-2004, 03:18 PM
to be fair you probably need one
My ass has been explored on many occasions. My prostate is fine

Mr. Ryan
10-20-2004, 06:50 PM
You can eat your pretzels and drink your pop, but I better not catch you doing something more interesting than watching the in-ring action, like memorizing the nutrition information on the label.
DAMN IT! Oh well, I'll watch the fight.

Mr. Ryan
10-20-2004, 06:51 PM
My ass has been explored on many occasions.
I bet it has.

Sweet Dick Willy
10-20-2004, 07:44 PM
I bet it has.
I dont mean like that. See you're a queer. You talk a big game but love the idea of homo****** sex and have a ****** in your avatar. That means your'e GAy!

neils7147933
10-20-2004, 07:49 PM
I dont mean like that. See you're a queer. You talk a big game but love the idea of homo****** sex and have a ****** in your avatar. That means your'e GAy!


Not to butt in, but Mr. Baio has a history of nailing supermodels. You might call that lifeguard show "Baiowatch." He had a long documented relationship with Pamela Anderson and has allegedly quite a reputation as a ladies man.

Mr. Ryan
10-20-2004, 07:49 PM
I dont mean like that. See you're a queer. You talk a big game but love the idea of homo****** sex and have a ****** in your avatar. That means your'e GAy!
Ah man, the fat guy called me gay. You know, coming from a guy who f**ked his cousin, that really means alot. The avatar has special meaning. This kid Damien Corso had beef with me, and after he was vanquished, I took his avatar.