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ruffneck119
03-11-2003, 02:32 AM
What do you do if you do work?

I am a Web Designer and I am going to College for a Business Admin Degree. I was set back a little when I was kicked out of Cal State Northridge for partying to much :)

amunra
03-11-2003, 02:36 AM
I am an operations mechanic at a large pharmacuetical company in Michigan. I work 3rd shift (11:00pm to 7:30am). So alot of times when I am Global there's not very many people on with me and I end up having conversations with myself, or just posting pics on Female Rotties that only I look at. .....kinda sad...........

amunra
03-11-2003, 02:38 AM
Originally posted by amunra
I am an operations mechanic at a large pharmacuetical company in Michigan. I work 3rd shift (11:00pm to 7:30am). So alot of times when I am Global there's not very many people on with me and I end up having conversations with myself, or just posting pics on Female Rotties that only I look at. .....kinda sad...........
Wow that's exactly what I do also. That's wierd..................

ruffneck119
03-11-2003, 02:45 AM
Originally posted by amunra
Wow that's exactly what I do also. That's wierd..................

That's about the time the acid started to hit me.

VulgarTheClown
03-11-2003, 02:50 AM
I'm a waiter and a student

ig0r1eye
03-11-2003, 02:55 AM
Originally posted by amunra
Wow that's exactly what I do also. That's wierd..................

hey me too. Do i know you?

and i have a second job, but its an unpopular one.

ruffneck119
03-11-2003, 03:15 AM
Hey MM what do you do?

VulgarTheClown
03-11-2003, 03:18 AM
MM does gay ****

ruffneck119
03-11-2003, 03:22 AM
The he sketches it out in MS Paint.

VulgarTheClown
03-11-2003, 03:24 AM
fo shizzle

Tom
03-11-2003, 11:09 AM
i work at a retail store and go to college full time

Bzob
03-11-2003, 11:14 AM
I am a Mantery for a Disaster Recovery Company

Allison
03-11-2003, 11:20 AM
I work for a real estate attorney, setting up escrow accounts. I'm a part time student as well, but my passion is making people hate themselves.

Prince
03-11-2003, 11:22 AM
i've never had a job in my life.

Mr. Beelzebub
03-11-2003, 11:26 AM
I work in the accounting department of a e-business company, and a full time accounting student.

Purity
03-11-2003, 11:33 AM
i sweet-talk people into doing what i ask them to do and then yell at the incompetent ones all day long

Kempo Chris
03-11-2003, 11:33 AM
I work the desk and teach the kids at my martial arts school and am a full time student

Money
03-11-2003, 11:58 AM
I am an entrepreneur by day (though the damn recession is taking money that I need to support my cocaine habit) and the future of comedy by night. Tru Dat!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bzob
03-11-2003, 12:05 PM
Originally posted by Money
I am an entrepreneur by day (though the damn recession is taking money that I need to support my cocaine habit) and the future of comedy by night. Tru Dat!!!!!!!!!!!!!

entrepreneur= Door to door salesman

Comedian = laughs at own jokes

handjobs4dollars
03-11-2003, 12:31 PM
I am a leeach who lives off of student loans and my dad giving me money.

Bluecifer
03-11-2003, 01:59 PM
I'm a Corporate Recruiter.

Aaron Bizarre
03-11-2003, 02:02 PM
Record coordinator at a bank.

ruffneck119
03-11-2003, 03:20 PM
I am a stealth assassin with super chi powers.

Big_Papa
03-11-2003, 03:33 PM
I work my ass off.

Money
03-11-2003, 04:43 PM
Originally posted by Aaron Suave
Record coordinator at a bank.

Means he takes donations for sperm.

Money
03-11-2003, 04:44 PM
Originally posted by Big_Papa
I work my ass off. = male whore

I like this game Bgay came up with

Money
03-11-2003, 04:44 PM
Originally posted by ruffneck
I am a stealth assassin with super chi powers. =Star Wars nerd

Money
03-11-2003, 04:46 PM
Originally posted by Blue Bulldogge
I'm a Corporate Recruiter. = Unemployed guy who looks for jobs on Monster.com and Hotjobs.com

Money
03-11-2003, 04:46 PM
Originally posted by gman
I am a leeach who lives off of student loans and my dad giving me money. =loser

Money
03-11-2003, 04:47 PM
Originally posted by Christopher Chaos
I work the desk and teach the kids at my martial arts school and am a full time student =Michael Jackson wannabe

Money
03-11-2003, 04:48 PM
Originally posted by Purity
i sweet-talk people into doing what i ask them to do and then yell at the incompetent ones all day long Gay S& M bondage phone sex operator

Mr. Beelzebub
03-11-2003, 04:49 PM
Holy ****, Money actually made me laugh!
:-|

Money
03-11-2003, 04:49 PM
Originally posted by ruffneck
What do you do if you do work?

I am a Web Designer and I am going to College for a Business Admin Degree. I was set back a little when I was kicked out of Cal State Northridge for partying to much :) = likely to live at home with parents til 50 years old

DOGGx0
03-11-2003, 04:49 PM
you all are liars. and money.... bzob pwned you!!!!!!!!!11

Money
03-11-2003, 04:50 PM
Originally posted by amunra
I am an operations mechanic at a large pharmacuetical company in Michigan. I work 3rd shift (11:00pm to 7:30am). So alot of times when I am Global there's not very many people on with me and I end up having conversations with myself, or just posting pics on Female Rotties that only I look at. .....kinda sad...........

I am a condom tester who gets it in the ass.

Bluecifer
03-11-2003, 04:50 PM
Originally posted by Money
I am an entrepreneur by day (though the damn recession is taking money that I need to support my cocaine habit) and the future of comedy by night. Tru Dat!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Unemployed crackhead with delusions that someday, someone will find something he says funny(will never happen unless people are laughing at his small penis or low IQ). Don't worry money, I'm sure that you'll always find someones dick to suck for a rock

Money
03-11-2003, 04:51 PM
Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
I'm a waiter and a student

Deleted as Vulgar scares the **** out of me and so I would never insult him.

Money
03-11-2003, 04:53 PM
Originally posted by Bzob
I am a Mantery for a Disaster Recovery Company

I eat **** that comes out of Gman's ass.

Money
03-11-2003, 04:53 PM
Originally posted by Allison
I work for a real estate attorney, setting up escrow accounts. I'm a part time student as well, but my passion is making people hate themselves.

Law firms advertise on my forehead!

Laura
03-11-2003, 04:58 PM
I'm in the Navy...work on a self defense system that is basically a 6-barrel gatling gun and shoots 4500 rounds a minute. I do all the electrical and mechanical maintenance for it...fun, fun, fun.

Laura
03-11-2003, 04:59 PM
Money, what are you going to do to this one?

Money
03-11-2003, 04:59 PM
Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
I work in the accounting department of a e-business company, and a full time accounting student.

=unemployed garbage collector for non existant business. Homeless.

Money
03-11-2003, 05:01 PM
Originally posted by Laura
I'm in the Navy...work on a self defense system that is basically a 6-barrel gatling gun and shoots 4500 rounds a minute. I do all the electrical and mechanical maintenance for it...fun, fun, fun.

Don't ask don't tell...likes having heat seeking missiles shoved up privates.

Leather
03-11-2003, 05:03 PM
I'm student and I've been working in the Barcelona Property Register till December.
Now I'm an student only....

Laura
03-11-2003, 05:04 PM
Bwahahaha! Should have known the "DADT" would come in...FYI, in the Navy, you don't have to ask, you can definately tell who's gay. Who told you about the heat seeking missiles...I thought that was G14?

Money
03-11-2003, 05:05 PM
Originally posted by Leather
I'm student and I've been working in the Barcelona Property Register till December.
Now I'm an student only....

=Foreign exchange student with limited English speaking ability

KimuraMan
03-11-2003, 05:07 PM
Originally with the airforce, now just completed my airborne training at fort bennign georgia. And in 2 weeks I will start ranger school aka rip.

Money
03-11-2003, 05:10 PM
Originally posted by KimuraMan
Originally with the airforce, now just completed my airborne training at fort bennign georgia. And in 2 weeks I will start ranger school aka rip. =Ranger Schott aka founder of the R.I.P system!!!!!!

Leather
03-11-2003, 05:12 PM
Originally posted by Money
=Foreign exchange student with limited English speaking ability

lol...sad but true...

Money
03-11-2003, 05:13 PM
Originally posted by Laura
Bwahahaha! Should have known the "DADT" would come in...FYI, in the Navy, you don't have to ask, you can definately tell who's gay. Who told you about the heat seeking missiles...I thought that was G14? = Former singer with Village People now had sex change and goes by Laura.

Laura
03-11-2003, 05:15 PM
Does the genius never stop with you?!!

Money
03-11-2003, 05:17 PM
Originally posted by Laura
Does the genius never stop with you?!!

Finally, someone to recognize my genius biaaaaaaaaaaatches!

All of you now bow down to the genius that is Money!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Laura
03-11-2003, 05:24 PM
Hey...I can't go voicing the opinion of the masses...I'm just so "amazed" by your ability to make up stupid ****...it must have taken a long time to hone your skill...maybe I can be like you someday...an unoriginal loser who doesn't have anything better to do than make myself feel better by bashing hard working citizens while I collect food stamps and sell my mommas jewelry at the local pawn shop and use the money to buy cheap hits of acid....it'll take a while...but I'll get there...eventually.

Laura
03-11-2003, 05:25 PM
totally joking of course...don't get mad...

Money
03-11-2003, 05:26 PM
Originally posted by Laura
totally joking of course...don't get mad...

If youre hot I won't get mad.

But if you are a fat whale..count me as pissed off!

Laura
03-11-2003, 05:29 PM
Well...I guess you're not mad then...man, that was a pretty decent rip...I'm kinda proud of myself on that one.

Bluecifer
03-11-2003, 05:29 PM
Originally posted by Laura
Hey...I can't go voicing the opinion of the masses...I'm just so "amazed" by your ability to make up stupid ****...it must have taken a long time to hone your skill...maybe I can be like you someday...an unoriginal loser who doesn't have anything better to do than make myself feel better by bashing hard working citizens while I collect food stamps and sell my mommas jewelry at the local pawn shop and use the money to buy cheap hits of acid....it'll take a while...but I'll get there...eventually.

BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! PWND11!! Laura just hit the nail right on the head! Don't forget about that he's a crackhead!

http://image1ex.villagephotos.com/1704512.jpg

Laura
03-11-2003, 05:33 PM
That has to be the nastiest ass I've ever seen...bleh. Wondering where you went B.B., you ditched me on the other thread...

Money
03-11-2003, 05:35 PM
Originally posted by Laura
That has to be the nastiest ass I've ever seen...bleh. Wondering where you went B.B., you ditched me on the other thread...

That's the irony. That ass is BB's Dad coming in for some play time.

seldomTap
03-11-2003, 05:36 PM
Why am I not surprised Allison has introduced another female with a sharp tounge here?!


Laura, I have the feeling you will slot in just fine!

Laura
03-11-2003, 05:38 PM
Bwahaha...Money's dad...ha, ha, ha!!! On the weekends he likes to reenact scenes from Deliverance...HA, HA, HA!!! *barf* I think me and Allison would tear some **** up if we were on here together....be afraid...be very afraid!

Bluecifer
03-11-2003, 05:39 PM
Originally posted by Laura
That has to be the nastiest ass I've ever seen...bleh. Wondering where you went B.B., you ditched me on the other thread...

Sorry, I have the attention span of a gnat, also money was annoying me. It was nice to see you beat him down! Sorry I had too subject you to that hairy crack. I just wanted to highlight your ownage of money.

Money
03-11-2003, 05:39 PM
Originally posted by seldomTap
Why am I not surprised Allison has introduced another female with a sharp tounge here?!


Laura, I have the feeling you will slot in just fine!

I 'd like to fill her slot if you know what I mean as long as she is a hottie and not some skanky ugly fat Jacksonville mother of four!

seldomTap
03-11-2003, 05:40 PM
Allison is good value...two of you will be ****en funny...

Laura
03-11-2003, 05:42 PM
B.B....I can't imagine why money is annoying you...Money...you can't handle this "slot"...if you know what I mean...you know...dudes that constantly inquire about the "hotness" of chicks are usually the fugliest mothers around...so you're not impressing me here...OR they're juveniles lookin' for their first piece of action...maybe you should log off and do some homework and leave this **** for the big kids.

Bluecifer
03-11-2003, 05:43 PM
Damn! Laura rules!

Laura
03-11-2003, 05:46 PM
Thanks...just sayin' it like it is...

LukeDothSucketh
03-11-2003, 05:52 PM
I am in high school. Work part time at McDonalds. What a ****ing ****hole. Which reminds me I work in an hour. ****.

Laura
03-11-2003, 05:53 PM
That's a great story...next!

Bluecifer
03-11-2003, 06:04 PM
Did you see the nude pictures I posted of myself?

Laura
03-11-2003, 06:06 PM
where the hell did this come from?

Bluecifer
03-11-2003, 06:16 PM
Ooops. Wrong forum.

Laura
03-11-2003, 06:16 PM
Bwahaha! BUSTED!

Bluecifer
03-11-2003, 06:18 PM
Damn! At least I'm wearing my GIMP mask!

Laura
03-11-2003, 06:19 PM
Sounds a little too freaky for me....

Bluecifer
03-11-2003, 06:21 PM
Just kidding. I did post some pics in the Corky=Canada thread, but I'm not QUITE brave enough to show myself naked. This is actually the only forum I frequent.

Laura
03-11-2003, 06:24 PM
Sure...I don't even know what Corky=Canada is...does that make me a loser...hmmmmmmm?

Bluecifer
03-11-2003, 06:27 PM
No. That was just a lame thread that money started yesterday. It's probably on page 2 or 3.

Laura
03-11-2003, 06:29 PM
oh...i see.

The Ensanity
03-11-2003, 06:33 PM
I'm a saleman...If you want to have a good time for a lil money, see me on Santa Monica walking from corner to corner. Just pay me right...my boss beat the **** out of the last person who tried to stiff me.

Laura
03-11-2003, 06:34 PM
umm...nice try...but that was pretty gay.

Bluecifer
03-11-2003, 06:55 PM
You think my pics are gay? Which ones? The surfing pics or the drinking pics?

Laura
03-11-2003, 07:00 PM
No...I was talking about Ensanity...I haven't seen any of your pics...

Bluecifer
03-11-2003, 07:13 PM
Well if you do see 'em tell me what you think. It'd be cool to get a female perspective, even if it's harsh.

Laura
03-11-2003, 07:18 PM
where are they?

Bluecifer
03-11-2003, 07:26 PM
The surfing pics are somewhere no one ever looks, in the male rotties forum under post your pics, and the other ones are on page 3 of off topic in the Canada=Corky fom life goes on thread.

Curly Howard
03-11-2003, 07:31 PM
Originally posted by The Ensanity
I'm a saleman...If you want to have a good time for a lil money, see me on Santa Monica walking from corner to corner. Just pay me right...my boss beat the **** out of the last person who tried to stiff me.

You still have those Bolex watches?

Laura
03-11-2003, 07:34 PM
Let me check 'em out...just got off the phone with Allison gettin' the low down on you fellas...he, he, he..

Laura
03-11-2003, 07:44 PM
Well...none of those pictures are good to use for some input...you see, the surfing ones, while demonstrating your prowess for the pipe, don't give anything to judge on....and the others are merely your head pokin' out from chicks...not what I'd use as a basis...sorry I can't give you the female perspective...

Bluecifer
03-11-2003, 07:47 PM
Damn! I'll see if I can find something better....

Laura
03-11-2003, 07:51 PM
Still waiting on a candidate? I found my missile...looks like I'm ahead of you!

Bluecifer
03-11-2003, 08:06 PM
My stupid candidate is filling out her app. What kind of missile did you find?

Laura
03-11-2003, 08:09 PM
go to yahoo and type in "ssn22"...that's the worst mother out there....

Bluecifer
03-11-2003, 08:18 PM
Damn missiles are crazy! Are you stationed in San Diego?

Laura
03-11-2003, 08:19 PM
Nope...used to be...I'm in Jacksonville now...

Bluecifer
03-11-2003, 08:22 PM
That's cool, I've never been to FLA, I hear it's nice though...

Laura
03-11-2003, 08:26 PM
San Diego is WAY better!!! I miss it so much!!! It's not too bad here...but the FL you're thinkin' of is much further south than Jax...it's not what I expected at all...not too bad....kinda in the right area...not too big, but all the touristy attractions are easily accessible...

Bluecifer
03-11-2003, 08:29 PM
Finally, my stupid candidate is ready and I am outta here after a 5 minute courtesy interview...I like San Diego too, never lived there but visited frequently.

Laura
03-11-2003, 08:31 PM
So I guess you're out eh...take it easy!

Bluecifer
03-11-2003, 09:56 PM
Thanks! You too!