Vulgar. He told me on aim he was going to go take a shower. That was a hour and a half ago. What is he doing in there?

Spankin the monkey, fell through glass screen, cut himself to ribbons, possibly bleeding to death...call 911

911 will break down the door to find him spanking it. I can't do that to anybody who isn't blind.

Originally posted by seldomTap
Spankin the monkey, fell through glass screen, cut himself to ribbons, possibly bleeding to death...call 911

I hate to do this but


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Why must you know, did he leave you with a hard on? You just want him back to finish the job huh....

Or they may find him in the nick of time before the last of his blood leaves his body...make the call, you could be a hero

Originally posted by gman
911 will break down the door to find him spanking it. I can't do that to anybody who isn't blind.

If what the nuns told me is true, Seldom tap is already blind. Send him

Originally posted by ArjukanpoKarate
Why must you know, did he leave you with a hard on? You just want him back to finish the job huh....

yeah, why do you think I made this thread.

Believe me Creed, I have eyes like a Beagle

Then why are you always walking into those gay bars and say it's because of your poor eye sight. It has to be one of the other.

Ghey.

- The Jake

Agreed.