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View Full Version : You are on a desert Island... seldomTap 03-10-2003, 11:26 PM with a person of the same sex as you. How long till you a) Have sex with him/her b) Kill him/her for food c) Have sex with the corpse? handjobs4dollars 03-10-2003, 11:27 PM 3 mintues for all of the above seldomTap 03-10-2003, 11:28 PM Well done Speedy! Anymore takers?? Curly Howard 03-10-2003, 11:32 PM B=under a minute....I'm not a people person seldomTap 03-10-2003, 11:33 PM So you work in PR Curly?? Curly Howard 03-10-2003, 11:33 PM HA HA HA HA.....No The Jake 03-10-2003, 11:34 PM Due to my training, I need protein every 3 hours so 3 hrs for b). Eternity for a) & b) as they will never happen. - The Jake handjobs4dollars 03-10-2003, 11:34 PM Yeah right when it comes down to it. It's all the same in the end. The rear end. Bella 03-10-2003, 11:36 PM I'd probably eat her, then eat her. I'd say all this would happen within a matter of a few hours. I'm always hungry. seldomTap 03-10-2003, 11:38 PM I think I would try to find some wild animals or fruit etc before eating them... If I could find some wild sows, I would probably **** that bfore giving it to my poor stranded companion also...female pigs squeal like you wouldn't believe...such a turn on Curly Howard 03-10-2003, 11:39 PM but that wasn't an option handjobs4dollars 03-10-2003, 11:40 PM There is no food on a desert island. It's sand and a palm tree, that's it. Just like in bugs bunny cartoons. seldomTap 03-10-2003, 11:43 PM Its my ****en island, I'll have sexy wild pigs on there if I want. Plus, I never said it was a desolate desert island...you all assumed so you could eat human flesh guilt free....for shame! Curly Howard 03-10-2003, 11:44 PM NO handjobs4dollars 03-10-2003, 11:45 PM Ok, I'm a sick bastard but don't hold it against the others. The Jake 03-10-2003, 11:50 PM You said DESERT island Seldom. Unless you've turned into a COMPLETE retard overnight, that means it is either all sand or completely barren. DON'T blame us for your sloppy wording. - The Jake Bella 03-10-2003, 11:51 PM Hey, If you were a hot dog, would you eat yourself? I'd smother myself in relish and brown mustard. I'd be delicious! seldomTap 03-10-2003, 11:54 PM Damn you all.... OK, desert island, all sand, one tree. handjobs4dollars 03-10-2003, 11:54 PM We could clone hotdogs and make them are currency. seldomTap 03-10-2003, 11:55 PM Originally posted by Bella Hey, If you were a hot dog, would you eat yourself? I'd smother myself in relish and brown mustard. I'd be delicious! I would smother you in chocolate sauce and whipped cream...I am sure you would be delicious! :devil :devil :devil Bella 03-10-2003, 11:59 PM Originally posted by gman We could clone hotdogs and make them are currency. OUR you barbarian. OUR!!! Bella 03-11-2003, 12:00 AM seldom, you're so dirty. seldomTap 03-11-2003, 12:01 AM Yes...yes I am! Bella 03-11-2003, 12:04 AM I LIKE IT! seldomTap 03-11-2003, 12:05 AM Thought you would...you have that innocent looking/ bad girl thing happening don't you... Bella 03-11-2003, 12:06 AM Pffft. seldomTap 03-11-2003, 12:08 AM Can't deny it that easily Bella 03-11-2003, 12:10 AM Don't fake the funk. handjobs4dollars 03-11-2003, 12:14 AM Wtf is going on here seldomTap 03-11-2003, 12:18 AM Just friendly banter till Bella started talking about faking funk or something?!?! Bella 03-11-2003, 12:49 AM I'm fly. handjobs4dollars 03-11-2003, 12:50 AM I'm dope. |