Why did my beloved Villa sign the cunt eh. I thought Martin was better than that. I'm cunting disappointed so I am.

He has to be one of the worst finishers in living memory,

He couldnt pin a tail on a donkey.

He has to be one of the worst finishers in living memory,

He couldnt pin a tail on a donkey.

He had one half decent season; the season before last I think, when he scored a hat-trick against us, but he's always been ****. I wouldn't even trust the cunt to finish me pint if I left one gulp for him. That's how bad of a finisher he is. I don't know what the **** Martin is doing. Every time I saw him linked to us I thought it was a bad joke, but now it's ****in come true.

What a cunt!

Old Martin signs his fair share of tits, doesn't he?

I wouldn't even trust the cunt to finish me pint if I left one gulp for him.
What a cunt!

I just Laughed out loud when i read this bit, hillarious ****.

Old Martin signs his fair share of tits, doesn't he?

Did he do the same for Celtic laddie? I'm starting to question ol' Martin. I know he can get the best out of cunts and make average players perform above themselves but why doesnt he buy ****in good players and get them to play above themselves. He's got money so why is he going after ****in cunts like Harewood.

This transfer has mystified me so it has.

Reo-Coker I'm quite pleased about though.

Did he do the same for Celtic laddie? I'm starting to question ol' Martin. I know he can get the best out of cunts and make average players perform above themselves but why doesnt he buy ****in good players and get them to play above themselves. He's got money so why is he going after ****in cunts like Harewood.

This transfer has mystified me so it has.

Reo-Coker I'm quite pleased about though.

He did.

He was more miss than hit and bought a fair few duds.

He did.

He was more miss than hit and bought a fair few duds.

Ol' Martin eh. He's a bit of an eccentric cunt aint he, but he's always got results so I wont start calling him a cunt just yet.

Brummies dont deserve to be past mid table

Brummies dont deserve to be past mid table

We've been going past mid table for the last few seaons now. Unfortunately we've been going the wrong way.

haha not to worry mate, arsenal my team been getting weaker every season, hopefully we can kick on again this campaign, Villa should do better this season, only thing is everyone else is spending.

Me and my mates were talking the other day, just saying teams don't learn. People keeping buying players and managers who its already proven can't cut it.

I don't know if anyones seen the super mario bros movie. Theres these like monster things on it and they are the spitting image of marlon harewood;

http://www.pattayaman.co.uk/images/goomba.jpg

Thank **** your daft arse team scooped him up first before my beloved Wigan had a chance to buy the cunt :banana:

Thank **** your daft arse team scooped him up first before my beloved Wigan had a chance to buy the cunt :banana:

I was hoping you'd get him so my team (blackburn) could have a do at signing camara, and it would be funny to watch him and heskey missing a ****load of chances together.

What do you reckon would be a good season for you lot, i thought anywhere above 18th when you signed bramble, but i like koumas.

My best mate is a villa fan and im pretty sure he is on the edge of suicide after this signing. Harewood has had 1 good season in about 10. When he played us in division 1 he was possibly the worst player Ive ever seen. Carew and abonglahor are soo much better than this donkey. Reo - coker is a great player though so You aint done bad overall.

I was hoping you'd get him so my team (blackburn) could have a do at signing camara, and it would be funny to watch him and heskey missing a ****load of chances together.

What do you reckon would be a good season for you lot, i thought anywhere above 18th when you signed bramble, but i like koumas.

Anywhere above 17th ill be happy with. Apart from Koumas our signings have been ****! I just pray we have one good season so hopefully we can attract better players then keep moving forward.

My best mate is a villa fan and im pretty sure he is on the edge of suicide after this signing. Harewood has had 1 good season in about 10. When he played us in division 1 he was possibly the worst player Ive ever seen. Carew and abonglahor are soo much better than this donkey. Reo - coker is a great player though so You aint done bad overall.

I know how yer mate feels. Me and him might bump into each other walking across the aston expressway some time soon. That's how upset I am that we've bought this cunt of a donkey.

Hoffy me lovely spunk ferret, fancy a wee bet on the first game.

Your beloved Villa versus my all new Red machine?

10K to winner? You have home advantage so you do!

Surprised Villa didn't go for Mido or Defoe?

Surprised Villa didn't go for Mido or Defoe?

I'd have preferred either of them two cunts to Marlon cunting Harewood. I cant believe ****in Blues are gonna get Mido and we get Harewood.

..and you're on for the bet. 10k it is Micky.

Whatever happened to Davis at Villa, i remember a couple of seasons ago everyone was saying what a hot prospect he was and Man U were supposedly sniffing around him. Why the **** has he gone to Fulham?