I had this nightmare last night and it was really strange.

I was part of a tour group in some Asian country, climbing the tallest mountain there, and suddenly there was a rumbling and there was an earthquake and an avalanche of rocks.

When we reached the top, we found Rorny Gracie with his leg and arm cut off and a dead baby besides him. Then somehow, like in the movies, a replay of what happened occured.

Rorny Gracie had grabbed the baby by its little legs and smashed it's head into the ground, which cause a tremmor, and a huge rock fell from the roof and cut off both his limbs and the baby was dead.

You have way worse problems than I do

magic, cut out the pizza before bed man.

argh **** yers. It's was a real dream I was scared 1

am also scared

did i tell you the dream where i was a ninja and I broke into someone's house to steal a ming vase?

I broke in and was looking around for the vase when the protector of the house, a samurai no less, came out and then he cut my stomach with his sword and i was in excruciating pain.

I woke up and I had to take the biggest **** EVER.

It must be your chinese ancestors cursing you from the other side for not knowing how to speak chinese.

haha, I hope so!

You should at least learn how to swear in chinese buddy.

Originally posted by Magic Man
did i tell you the dream where i was a ninja and I broke into someone's house to steal a ming vase?

I broke in and was looking around for the vase when the protector of the house, a samurai no less, came out and then he cut my stomach with his sword and i was in excruciating pain.

I woke up and I had to take the biggest **** EVER.

YOU LIE!YOU MADE THIS ALL UP!

If a samurai were to cut you open you could categorically NOT take a **** since your guts would be in a pile on the floor. You would have to squeeze the **** out by hand...

it was a dream you stupid canadian. a dream! A DREAMMMMM!!!!!!

Yeah but it`s a made up dream you lying convict.

I have 2 reoccurring dreams....The first one I'm trying to save my youngest kid from a guy who is trying to attack her and I keep hitting the guy and he just laughs. I hit him with everything I got and he doesn't move.

The other is I come home and don't know anyone there.
They all know me and say they are my family but I don't recognize anyone.

bull****, I swear it's true, I dreamed this back in 1999, in my last year of High School.

I still remember it vividly, I was trying to hide behind some palm fronds and then the samurai spotted me. We danced a slow circle of death around each other and then when it came time, I lost the duel.