View Full Version : Stank weed talk... CALI BUD


GhosT^x0
03-10-2003, 06:33 PM
I don't need Dom Perignon, I don't need Cris
Tanqueray and Alize, I don't need ****
***** I'm high all the time, I smoke that good ****
I stay high all the time, man I'm on some hood ****

Give me some dro, purple haze, and some chocolate
Give me a dutch and a lighter I'll spark ****
And stay high all the time, I smoke that good ****
I'm high all the time, man I'm on some hood ****

Everytime I roll up,
*****s holla roll up,
and I tell'em hold up,
You ain't gettin money you ain't smoking
In my Benzo,
20 inch Lorenzos,
smoking on indo
Hiiigh as a mother****er
I be on them backstreets,
*****s know I clap heat,
only if you got beef
Man you better holla at me
*****s get locked up,
stabbed up,
shot up
Everytime I pop up,
a lot going on in my hood

I shoot the dice, I holler get'em girls
Daddy need new shoes
Daddy need Perelli's to look mean on 22s
Stash box, Xbox, laptop, fax machine, phone
Bulletproof this ***** and I'm gone
2003 Suburban swerving, too many sips of Henney
The D's sick, they searched the whip and they can't find the semis
They was just harassing me cause they know who I was
Spent the night in Central Booking for smoking some bud

[chorus]

Now if you heard I done started some ****
It ain't because I be high (I be high, I be high)
And if you heard I done let off a clip
It ain't because I be high (I be high, I be high)
But I- twist that la, la, la, la

I get high as I wanna *****
Go against me, fa sho, you's a goner *****
I don't smoke to calm my nerves but I got beef
Finna crush my enemies like I crush the hashish
If you love me, tell me you love me, don't stare at me man
I'd hate to be in the Benz clapping one of my fans
Now let me show you how to greet me,
when you meet me,
when you see me
If you real my *****, you know how to holla

"G-Unit!"

There's no competition, it's just me,
50 Cent, mother****er, I'm hot on these streets
If David could go against Goliath with a stone
I can go at Nas and Jigga, both for the throne

[chorus]

Now who you know besides me who write lines and squeeze nines
And have hoes in the hood sniffin on white lines
You don't want me to be your kid's role model
I'll teach them how to buck them 380s and load up them hollows
Have shorty fresh off the stoop, ready to shoot
Big blunt in his mouth, deuce deuce in his boot
Sit in the crib, sippin Guinness, watching Menace
Then Oh Lord, have a young ***** bucking **** like he O-Dog
My team they depend on me when it's crunch time
I eat a ***** food in broad day like it's lunchtime
You feeling brave *****, go ahead get gully
See if I won't leave your brains leaking up out your skully
I done made myself hot, so ain't **** you can tell me
*****s calling me to feature, man **** your money
I ain't hurting, I'm doing good
I ain't got to write rhymes, I got bricks in the hood

[chorus]

G-Unit, are you ready
G-Unit, are you ready
G-Unit, are you ready
*****, ready or not, here I come, come, come

The Ensanity
03-10-2003, 06:37 PM
G-UNIT!!!

Purity
03-10-2003, 06:40 PM
ok this is "stank weed cali bud talk".
not rap music.

so with that in mind, the best weed this area ever saw was back in '98 when purity and napol were slangin the sick ****.
bubblegums, hindu kush, black dominas, silver pearls, alaskan thunder****, g-13, and the greatest of the bunch......the $95 an eighth purple kush- seem expensive? that's what everyone said until they saw, tasted, and headtripped it.

Purity
03-10-2003, 06:43 PM
hey NAPOL!!!
where you at?

cmon man. tell em about that time that you got pulled over with a q-per in the car and the cop bails out to an emergency situation 2 seconds before searching the ride.
haha!! those were the fun times.

Zen
03-10-2003, 06:48 PM
When I was in college we got pulled over with 2lbs in the car at about 3am on the way back to school on a Sunday night. The cops asked if they could search the car and my friend said no and that was it. They let us off, even though we were high as ****, then his car wouldn't start. It was stick, so I had to push his car so he could pop the clutch to get it started. I was ****ting my pants.

Purity
03-10-2003, 06:53 PM
that must have ****in sucked zen.

so you ever had a jamaican ****tail?

Zen
03-10-2003, 06:54 PM
No, is it a strain or what?

Purity
03-10-2003, 07:01 PM
lol.

naw. get a frosted mug, a straw and a lit joint. put the butt-end of the lit joint at the end of the straw and put it at the bottom of the frosted mug.
blow downwards. if you do it right then the smoke dissipates at the bottom of the mug and you can literally drink it.

ever had gravity hits?

Fallout
03-10-2003, 07:50 PM
The weed up here is amazing.

The best stuff in the world in in British Columbia though. I remember when I visted my uncle out there.....WOW. That stuff was like prime rib after eating hamburger all your life

VulgarTheClown
03-10-2003, 08:15 PM
drugs are bad!

DEA REPRESENT!

Purity
03-10-2003, 08:38 PM
Originally posted by Creed
The best stuff in the world in in British Columbia though.

why do all you ****in kay-nads think that your precious B ****ing C's have the best buds???

look i'm gonna set it straight one more time.
amsterdam has the legality and therefore can house strain companies, like sensi seeds, that have enough time and money to research and create the best feminized strains on the globe.

canada is 2nd towards legality leniency with it's in general "don't ask don't tell" policy is the closest to the u.s. and can grow kind buds in massive quantity to ship to the u.s. HOWEVER quantity does not equal QUALITY

....which leads us to the only reason why canada pumps quantity and the dutch ponder in labs:
the united ****ing states. we are the main export and we keep it going because we have the $$$.
now take a place like california that is located in the perfect mediterranean climate, with pretty lenient laws, and more $$$ to shake a stick at.
our growers grow the best thanks to the dutch seeds and our dealers call the kay-nads if the real good **** is running low. either that or a dealer will by "B.C.'s" to appeal to the "not so good bud" market and slang to people willing to pay $15 per gram or $250 per ounce of some **** that's a step up from M.I.'s

Bzob
03-11-2003, 11:42 AM
Chorus)
I don't know what you heard about me
But a ***** can't get a dollar out of me
No Cadillac, no perms, you can't see
That I'm a mother****ing P-I-M-P
(Repeat)

(Verse 1)
Now shorty, she in the club, she dancing for dollars
She got a thing for that Gucci, that Fendi, that Prada
That BCBG, Burberry, Dolce and Gabana
She feed them foolish fantasies, they pay her cause they wanna
I spit a little G man, and my game got her
A hour later, have that ass up in the Ramada
Them trick *****s in her ear saying they think about her
I got the ***** by the bar trying to get a drink up out her
She like my style, she like my smile, she like the way I talk
She from the country, think she like me cause I'm from New York
I ain't that ***** trying to holla cause I want some head
I'm that ***** trying to holla cause I want some bread
I could care less how she perform when she in the bed
***** hit that track, catch a date, and come and pay the kid
Look baby this is simple, you can't see
You ****ing with me, you ****ing with a P-I-M-P

(Chorus)

(Verse 2)
I'm bout my money you see, girl you can holla at me
If you ****ing with me, I'm a P-I-M-P
Not what you see on TV, no Cadillac, no greasy
Head full of hair, ***** I'm a P-I-M-P
Come get money with me, if you curious to see
how it feels to be with a P-I-M-P
Roll in the Benz with me, you could watch TV
From the backseat of my V, I'm a P-I-M-P
Girl we could pop some champagne and we could have a ball
We could toast to the good life, girl we could have it all

Bluecifer
03-11-2003, 03:15 PM
Ever smoke the Durban Poison?

Purity
03-11-2003, 03:21 PM
never heard of it. is it a new strain? if so, how new and who bred it?

handjobs4dollars
03-11-2003, 03:25 PM
Why is it you all become ****ing brillant when your talking about weed.

Bluecifer
03-11-2003, 03:28 PM
I don't know how new it is, but it's a strain from amsterdam and it won the cannabis cup a few years ago. Here in Oregon, we get a lot of good **** including the Afghany kush, blueberry, Alaskan Thunder**** and G-13, just to name a few. I lived in Cali most of my life and feel that I've smoked the finest weed coming out of humboldt and mendocino, but it's at least that good here. In fact, I've never seen anything in Oregon that was less than lethal. It's all green, crystalized, and will put you in a coma for most of the day.

Purity
03-11-2003, 03:50 PM
the indicas are the one's that will put you in a coma and we've always flourished with those.
but, from what i heard from a lot of friends, the sativas may start making a comeback. this is cool because a sativa will give you that really uplifting high (a high that most people aren't familiar w/).
they've never been popular w/ the growers because they're so branchy and take up a lot of space but i know a few friends that managed to....."cram em up" a lil bit, if you will. they ****ed w/ the equipment and have started making these one ounce plants that they call "donkey dicks."
if yer ever down here then hopefully some will be floatin around.

Bluecifer
03-11-2003, 04:02 PM
Hopefully, I'll bring some of Oregons finest and we can compare strains. .