The Reverend John Paul Flapps was the pastor of a small town. One day he was walking down the High Street and he noticed a young lady of his congregation sitting in a pub drinking beer. The reverend wasn't happy.
He walked through the open door of the pub and sat down next to the woman.
"Mrs Fitzgerald," he said sternly. "This is no place for a member of my congregation. Why don't you let me take you home?"

"Sure," she said with a slur, obviously very drunk.

When Mrs Fitzgerald stood up from the bar, she began to weave back and forth. The reverend realised that she'd had far too much to drink and grabbed her arms to steady her. When he did, they both lost their balance and tumbled to the floor. After rolling around for a few moments, the reverend wound up on top of Mrs Fitzgerald, her skirt hiked up to her waist.

The pub landlord looked over and said, "Oi Mate, we won't have any of that carrying on in this pub."

The reverend looked up at the landlord and said, No No "But you don't understand, I'm Pastor Flapps."

The landlord nodded and said, "Oh well, if you're that far in, you
might as well finish."

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

cute.

Got any good boong jokes?

- The Jake

whats boong?

OK...just for you Jake.

An Aboriginal walks into a job centre and says to the guy behind the counter
"Hey mate, I'm looking for a job. I am keen and hard working and will give anything a go"

The guy looks at him and says" Well today is your lucky day. I have a job here right up your alley!"

"Great!" replied the Abo.

"Let me see, here it is. Company car, high level management position, personal assistant, $80k a year..."

"Your ****en jokin" said the Boong in amazement

the guy behind counter replied "Well you ****en started it!"

Originally posted by Blue Bulldogge
whats boong?

Australian aboriginal.

maybe im retarded but i dont get the second joke

You aren't retarded, jst not Australian. Aboriginals here are renowned for a lot of them being lazy and unemployed, being a drain on the tax payer. hence the employment guy thought the Abo was joking when he said he was after a job and is hard working.

Originally posted by seldomTap
OK...just for you Jake.

An Aboriginal walks into a job centre and says to the guy behind the counter
"Hey mate, I'm looking for a job. I am keen and hard working and will give anything a go"

The guy looks at him and says" Well today is your lucky day. I have a job here right up your alley!"

"Great!" replied the Abo.

"Let me see, here it is. Company car, high level management position, personal assistant, $80k a year..."

"Your ****en jokin" said the Boong in amazement

the guy behind counter replied "Well you ****en started it!"

racist bastard...

q: How do you starve and Aborigine?

a: hide their welfare cheque under a bar of soap.

What do you call a Maori mixed with an Aboriginal?

A thief too lazy to steal anything

oooh! low blow!

What do you call and Aboriginie with a sheet of metal under his arm?

Home owner

What do you call an Aboriginie with 10 sheets of metal under his arm?

Real estate agent

If we're gonna slag our natives then here`s an indian joke for you:

Why do they make Aqua Velva(aftershave lotion with alcohol in it) in three colors?

So the Indians can mix some shooters.

Hahahaha...racism rocks!



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okay, i think we need a Jewish joke (remember I'm a jewish, so I'm just taking the mickey)

q1: if a group of Jewish people are cold what do they do?
a1: sit around a candle.

q2: if a group of Jewish people are REALLY cold what do they do?
a2: light the candle.