A fat one!!!!!!!!!


pwahahaha


you would have liked that one Manning.


But you dead now.

ermmm a comedian who aint funny innit!!!

A PC cunt is the worst of all.

R.I.P Bernard.

Did anyone perchance see his obituary that he made for himself weeks before he bought the farm?

Nazfan... you know, If Bernard was here he wouldn't laugh at your joke, then he would owned you 30 ways from sunday with a trillion different insults/jokes/jibes.

he looked ill was sad to see, I always knew he was fat but I didn't realise he was that ill and looked that bad leading up to his death

he looked ill was sad to see, I always knew he was fat but I didn't realise he was that ill and looked that bad leading up to his death

**** it... i mean he died at 76/77 year old. That a ****ing good innings and even more so when you see how big he's been his whole life. He's not big boned or nothing, but i guarentee he'd be in a curry house twice a week and when he was on tour i bet he was in a restaurant each night. Not to mention the years of heavy smoking and of cause all the ale he must have drank every night, year upon year on tour in the workin mens clubs, his pub and in Blackpool/Las Vegas

He's a model example of human endurance! He put his body through some ****ing stress i tells ya!

Agreed though, it was sad to see. Sad to see him crying when he picked his own coffin.... but it was sad in a selfish way... cos i was thinkin "**** me... that'll be me in 50 years time maybe." It'd have been better him dying of a heart attack one night suddenly so he didn't have to watch himself die like he was. Thats what his diet should have gave him... instead, his body just shut down.

I laughed alot in the show tho....

I liked it when he was confronted by the the 'alternative comedian' who slammed his comedy and Bernard replied "who the **** are you, I've played every venue in this country and the MGM Grand in Vegas, what have you done?'

I dont condone all of his comments but I have to admit he was a funny bastard and many ways a funny brave bastard becuase regardless of how the world has changed he hasn't and said you either like me or you dont, for that alone I admire him although like I say I dont agree with many of his views.

a rich racist is worse

Roy chubby Brown is a fat racist comedian. And a ****ing VERY VERY funny man.

Everytime he opens his mouth i piss myself!

The ONLY criteria on which to judge a comedian is how funny he is, thats it.
The pc cunts need to seperate the stage act from the person and leave comedy the **** alone.
I don't understand why its the racist comedians that get all the **** though, i laughed my way through blazing saddles and i don't consider myself to be racist in the slightest, cos its a joke.
Plenty of comedians use shock value on different topics, i've heard jokes about jill dando, princess di, harold shipman, cancer, paedophiles, disabled people, natural disasters etc, and although i didn't find all of em funny, it doesn't mean that i think the people who made em really hate the disabled or support paedophiles.
Jimmy Carr is a funny bastard.

Nazfan... you know, If Bernard was here he wouldn't laugh at your joke, then he would owned you 30 ways from sunday with a trillion different insults/jokes/jibes.

And not one of them would have been remotely intelligent. Anyone can be hateful and if you do it loud enough and are famous enough, people will love it. Manning probably never developed any new material for the last 10 years of his life, he just stuck with the intolerant stuff that used to make people laugh back in the day when there werent many blacks or gays around. The problem is that there is still a big enough audience who wishes that they still wasnt and will laugh at someone for saying so. If Manning ever tried to update his act, he wouldve been found out as a particularly baseline comedian. It doesnt take much talent to make fun of anyone and everyone in every way possible, all it needs is a bunch of back-thinking ignorant hicks who will laugh at it almost before you even say anything.


I liked it when he was confronted by the the 'alternative comedian' who slammed his comedy and Bernard replied "who the **** are you, I've played every venue in this country and the MGM Grand in Vegas, what have you done?'


Yeah, thats a pretty typical Manning retort that I've heard him come out with hundreds of times (showing his lack of imagination). The fact that he was very successful in a time where simply saying the word 'coon' would've gotten shockwaves of laughter, is incredibly important to him, in fact from what I ever heard and read about him money was the most important thing in his life. Wasnt bothered about quality, just bothered about saying whatever appealed to the average racist bigot who would pay £15 for a ticket to hear a comedian say something that they probably all used to say in their own front room.

I just like a little more creativity myself.

Manning was the funniest of that type of comedian, Chubby Browns funny but loads of his jokes are ripped of from Kevin Bloody Wilson.

Manning was the funniest of that type of comedian, Chubby Browns funny but loads of his jokes are ripped of from Kevin Bloody Wilson.

Kevin Bloody Wilson is the man! He is absolutely hilarious!

"You can't say cunt in Canada" :cool:

Nazfan... you know, If Bernard was here he wouldn't laugh at your joke, then he would owned you 30 ways from sunday with a trillion different insults/jokes/jibes.

Yeha but then I'd line up the right hook so when the fat ****er thinks I'm bout to swing it I duck a bit then follow through the left uppercut. Kidn of like Naz used to do.


Jimmy Carr is a funny guy. He can take the piss out of paedophiles, gays, diferent skin colours or whatever. He does it in good taste. Kind of like when you get a comedian like Chris Rock talk about white people. There's no menace in it.

Fat Manning was a racist. And that "**** this political correctness bull****" is just an easier way of saying "**** us not being allowed to make venomous racist jokes.

Naz-Fan shows his incredible intelligence once again.

And not one of them would have been remotely intelligent. Anyone can be hateful and if you do it loud enough and are famous enough, people will love it. Manning probably never developed any new material for the last 10 years of his life, he just stuck with the intolerant stuff that used to make people laugh back in the day when there werent many blacks or gays around. The problem is that there is still a big enough audience who wishes that they still wasnt and will laugh at someone for saying so. If Manning ever tried to update his act, he wouldve been found out as a particularly baseline comedian. It doesnt take much talent to make fun of anyone and everyone in every way possible, all it needs is a bunch of back-thinking ignorant hicks who will laugh at it almost before you even say anything.




Yeah, thats a pretty typical Manning retort that I've heard him come out with hundreds of times (showing his lack of imagination). The fact that he was very successful in a time where simply saying the word 'coon' would've gotten shockwaves of laughter, is incredibly important to him, in fact from what I ever heard and read about him money was the most important thing in his life. Wasnt bothered about quality, just bothered about saying whatever appealed to the average racist bigot who would pay £15 for a ticket to hear a comedian say something that they probably all used to say in their own front room.

I just like a little more creativity myself.


Its ok not to like someone, your entitled to your opinion. I like him though, and i disagree - his material is very funny, creative and like Stephen Fry apparently said- he has the greatest timing of any comedian ever born. I'm not a racist, i like a good joke. I like blazing saddles, i love richard pryor, chris rock, dave chappelle, jim davison.... Black AND White... they all make fun of race and make race humour. I just find it funny. Maybe thats just me, and something you see as a character flaw in me.... whatever. I'm not too fussed.

I watched the show with my Polish immigrant mother, and sure enough Bernard made jokes about Polish immigrants or Polaks as he called them. At the end of the day, there just jokes.

Yeha but then I'd line up the right hook so when the fat ****er thinks I'm bout to swing it I duck a bit then follow through the left uppercut. Kidn of like Naz used to do.


Jimmy Carr is a funny guy. He can take the piss out of paedophiles, gays, diferent skin colours or whatever. He does it in good taste. Kind of like when you get a comedian like Chris Rock talk about white people. There's no menace in it.

Fat Manning was a racist. And that "**** this political correctness bull****" is just an easier way of saying "**** us not being allowed to make venomous racist jokes.

Naz-Fan shows his incredible intelligence once again.

You couldn't throw a Naz hook if your life depended on it, and neither could fatty Naz himself do it now. haha.

As for your point about Chris Rock.... so whats the difference between Manning using the word ***** in his act, and Manning using it. Not just that what the difference between Chris Rock using the word honky, peckerwood ...etc??

As for you intellegence... i never doubted it for a second.

And not one of them would have been remotely intelligent. Anyone can be hateful and if you do it loud enough and are famous enough, people will love it. Manning probably never developed any new material for the last 10 years of his life, he just stuck with the intolerant stuff that used to make people laugh back in the day when there werent many blacks or gays around. The problem is that there is still a big enough audience who wishes that they still wasnt and will laugh at someone for saying so. If Manning ever tried to update his act, he wouldve been found out as a particularly baseline comedian. It doesnt take much talent to make fun of anyone and everyone in every way possible, all it needs is a bunch of back-thinking ignorant hicks who will laugh at it almost before you even say anything.




Yeah, thats a pretty typical Manning retort that I've heard him come out with hundreds of times (showing his lack of imagination). The fact that he was very successful in a time where simply saying the word 'coon' would've gotten shockwaves of laughter, is incredibly important to him, in fact from what I ever heard and read about him money was the most important thing in his life. Wasnt bothered about quality, just bothered about saying whatever appealed to the average racist bigot who would pay £15 for a ticket to hear a comedian say something that they probably all used to say in their own front room.

I just like a little more creativity myself.


Yeah me too but this time it was a justified comment, they were criticising his style of act and looking down on him as if he were some kind of monster.
He was pointing out that despite their thoughts he is the one who has had the last laugh because he has had all the fame and success.

Would you have preferred him to be two faced and as soon as the PC revolution began start a new act???

Like or dislike him, he had an audience. His audience was one of free will its not as if he was some form of Hitler type dictator, people paid their money and flocked to see him in droves.

Unless you or anybody else has been holier than thou and can honestly say that you have been constantly PC or haven't joked or smiled at some form of comment or joke told at someones else's expense then........

He was uncouth and racist but its not like he was a murderer or paedophile!

You know if somebody called you a honkey in the street you would laugh aswell.

Yea i would laugh. It wouldn't bother me, i bet they'd cry like a baby and i'd get sent down for a couple of years if i scream ******, coon, ****, wog, *****...etc.

And not one of them would have been remotely intelligent. Anyone can be hateful and if you do it loud enough and are famous enough, people will love it. Manning probably never developed any new material for the last 10 years of his life, he just stuck with the intolerant stuff that used to make people laugh back in the day when there werent many blacks or gays around. The problem is that there is still a big enough audience who wishes that they still wasnt and will laugh at someone for saying so. If Manning ever tried to update his act, he wouldve been found out as a particularly baseline comedian. It doesnt take much talent to make fun of anyone and everyone in every way possible, all it needs is a bunch of back-thinking ignorant hicks who will laugh at it almost before you even say anything.




Yeah, thats a pretty typical Manning retort that I've heard him come out with hundreds of times (showing his lack of imagination). The fact that he was very successful in a time where simply saying the word 'coon' would've gotten shockwaves of laughter, is incredibly important to him, in fact from what I ever heard and read about him money was the most important thing in his life. Wasnt bothered about quality, just bothered about saying whatever appealed to the average racist bigot who would pay £15 for a ticket to hear a comedian say something that they probably all used to say in their own front room.

I just like a little more creativity myself.


I've got a mate who's very religious and he won't accept that the film The Life Of Brian is remotely funny at any point because it offends him so much.
Would you say that thats were you stand on the topic of racist jokes, do you find BM specifically offensive and not funny or do you just not appreciate the humour in any joke made by anyone if its racist, not presuming here, just genuinely asking.
The thing is here, is that where do you draw the line, do we stop people telling jokes about the irish people being thick, scottish people being tight, italians being cowards etc. Then maybe we have to go back and take exception to the 1st post made by The Echo, it was a bit fattist wasn't it, what about people who have eating disorders, dysfunctional metabolisms, people who can't stop eating because of Prada Willis Syndrome. Pathetic isn't it, do we really want to go down that road?

Yeha but then I'd line up the right hook so when the fat ****er thinks I'm bout to swing it I duck a bit then follow through the left uppercut. Kidn of like Naz used to do.


Jimmy Carr is a funny guy. He can take the piss out of paedophiles, gays, diferent skin colours or whatever. He does it in good taste. Kind of like when you get a comedian like Chris Rock talk about white people. There's no menace in it.

Fat Manning was a racist. And that "**** this political correctness bull****" is just an easier way of saying "**** us not being allowed to make venomous racist jokes.

Naz-Fan shows his incredible intelligence once again.

I am humbled by your intelligence. Your tirade against people who say **** poltical correctness doesn't contradict your own enjoyment of gay or paedophile jokes in any way.
If you were half as intelligent as you were argumentative you'd be a force to be reckoned with.

When I'm green again your ass has had it.

When I'm green again your ass has had it.

hahaha :kiss:

When I'm green again your ass has had it.

bloodey hell not agen lol ill turn you green for 10,000 points

bloodey hell not agen lol ill turn you green for 10,000 points

Do I get a guarantee with that? Meaning if I get turned red again only 2 weeks after paying the 10,000 I get a refund?

Do I get a guarantee with that? Meaning if I get turned red again only 2 weeks after paying the 10,000 I get a refund?

i turn you green 1 time i get the point but it isnt my fault if you go back red agen so no you dont get a refund so send me the points if you wanna go green i have 109826 point(s) total will that be enought to turn you green in one hit?

Not worth it. Its a gradual process me turning green again. I have to do it on the sly. People have it in for me on this site.

Not worth it. Its a gradual process me turning green again. I have to do it on the sly. People have it in for me on this site.

then dont piss em off lol but you hit me ill hit you back :banana:

Naz fan, why are you paying someone with 100,000 karma points to keep you green? No wonder you always go red. 100,000 is some weak ass karma. People have like 100,000,000. Msagrain's hit are worth about 1% of Anorak's. You need to find someone else to help you.

how many points does he have?

Naz fan, why are you paying someone with 100,000 karma points to keep you green? No wonder you always go red. 100,000 is some weak ass karma. People have like 100,000,000. Msagrain's hit are worth about 1% of Anorak's. You need to find someone else to help you.

I'm not.


Therefore everything you said after that was a waste of time :(

If Naz-Fan pays me 20000 points I'll turn him green.

I have 2,098,590,067 karma points and I would be quite happy to hit you a fair few times with the red stuff Naz fan, but it seems that Annie is doing a good job so there's no need for me to bother.

If Naz-Fan pays me 20000 points I'll turn him green.

hit me with some green k

I have 2,098,590,067 karma points and I would be quite happy to hit you a fair few times with the red stuff Naz fan, but it seems that Annie is doing a good job so there's no need for me to bother.

bloddey hell thats a lot lol do you like get green k everyday? howmny times a day?

hit me with some green k


10 hits for 5000 points.

I have 2,098,590,067 karma points and I would be quite happy to hit you a fair few times with the red stuff Naz fan, but it seems that Annie is doing a good job so there's no need for me to bother.

**** Anorak

how many points does he have?

2147483647, with unlimited hits per day and per person.

10 hits for 5000 points.

nah it aint worth it we sould set up a limey group were we give each member so many hits a day what you think?

**** Anorak

what have you done to piss the hoff of so much lol?

nah it aint worth it we sould set up a limey group were we give each member so many hits a day what you think?

You can. I'm already covered.

how do you get unlimited k do you have to buy it?

how do you get unlimited k do you have to buy it?

You can't buy it now.

how do you get unlimited k do you have to buy it?
You used to be able to buy it in the store but you cant anymore.

You used to be able to buy it in the store but you cant anymore.

:hitit: :kiss: :luvbed: :grouphug:

:hitit: :kiss: :luvbed:

Those smilies gave me the horn Southpaw:luvbed:

Alan Akbar!

I bought unlimited K the day before everyones points went. Its no use to me though cos im always red and it would take me about 60 hits to turn someone red.

Not worth it. Its a gradual process me turning green again. I have to do it on the sly. People have it in for me on this site.

Ha ha, your a bit of a nob sometimes, but in a harmless way. Maybe a bit of a wind up merchant but most people like a bit of banter, myself included, threads would be ****e if everyone agreed with each other.

Ha ha, your a bit of a nob sometimes, but in a harmless way. Maybe a bit of a wind up merchant but most people like a bit of banter, myself included, threads would be ****e if everyone agreed with each other.

/disagree





happy now? :boxing: