View Full Version : I am a fighting machine!!!


Money
03-10-2003, 11:31 AM
This weekend I scared the hell out of a Pakistinian and an African American by showing them my devastating spin kick.

I was at the gas station and while waiting, I practiced my spin kicks and the Pakster was totally impressed and scared at the same time.

Then I hit pathmark's parking lot and started doing some muay and kicks there and the guy picking up carts ( I think his name was Bzob) said "Dude, you are amazing"

So no one better mess with me....Hahahahahahahaha

Bzob
03-10-2003, 11:33 AM
It was not me, I would not have missed an opportunity to lodge my foot in your ass

The Ensanity
03-10-2003, 11:33 AM
riiight...

Money
03-10-2003, 11:35 AM
Originally posted by Bzob
It was not me, I would not have missed an opportunity to lodge my dick in your ass

Again, your fantasies running wild!!!!!!!!!!

The Mouse
03-10-2003, 11:45 AM
God I love to fight.

Money
03-10-2003, 11:47 AM
Originally posted by Matt Jensen
God I love to fight.

I was hoping to get into a fight with Bzob since he wasn't collecting the carts in a timely manner. I said one of them could ding my beemer and he gave me an attitude of "WTF, I only make $5 an hour, I ain't gonna do more than I have to"

I was ready to ***** slap him for that, but I realized that I didn't want to beat the ugly out of him since that is what he has to carry him through his lonely life!

Bzob
03-10-2003, 11:52 AM
The only time you are allowed to use machine and fighting in the same sentence you ass monkey is if you were to make a true staement like: My name is money I lost a gerbal in my ass when my rodent ass propalling MACHINE went awry and the docters have been FIGHTING to get it out for weeks

Money
03-10-2003, 11:57 AM
Originally posted by Bzob
The only time you are allowed to use machine and fighting in the same sentence you ass monkey is if you were to make a true staement like: My name is money I lost a gerbal in my ass when my rodent ass propalling MACHINE went awry and the docters have been FIGHTING to get it out for weeks

Only a blatant Richard Simmon's loving homo would know such details about gay sex!

Come out and be proud BGay!

Bzob
03-10-2003, 11:58 AM
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

ruffneck119
03-10-2003, 03:43 PM
Don't make me use my Chi on you!

The Ensanity
03-10-2003, 03:46 PM
Originally posted by ruffneck
Don't make me use my Chi on you! HADOKEN!!!11