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View Full Version : If you were in Prison... seldomTap 03-09-2003, 10:45 PM Would you be the ***** or the bull?!!? I am a good looking guy as you all know and would be a valuable commodity in the big house handjobs4dollars 03-09-2003, 10:46 PM No body would want to **** me. I'm not that good-looking even for gay sex. Curly Howard 03-09-2003, 10:46 PM Neither, I would have forearms like Popeye. VulgarTheClown 03-09-2003, 10:47 PM But G you got titties your more woman like than most. I don;t thik i would bethat wanted in jail. Seldom whats your aim name? Curly Howard 03-09-2003, 10:48 PM Originally posted by gman No body would want to **** me. I'm not that good-looking even for gay sex. but you have boobies Zen 03-09-2003, 10:48 PM I think I'd end up dead. I'm in an interracial marriage, so if I ever went to prison and the other prisoners found out I think I'd have a pretty tough time. I wouldn't get ass ****ed for protection or anything like that, you'd have to rape me. And I'd get some mother****ing revenge that's for damn sure. You rape me your getting a shank in your earhole mother****er. seldomTap 03-09-2003, 10:50 PM G-Man would end up the prison hairdresser and really chick it up! Curly would be the library guy, that all the new guys feel sorry for cause he has been in so long and is getting a bit old. VulgarTheClown 03-09-2003, 10:50 PM I do think i would have to kill someone at least once. seldomTap 03-09-2003, 10:50 PM Zen would start his own prison Marijuana dealership and probably get cut up in the showers one afternoon when his business starts to do too well. Curly Howard 03-09-2003, 10:51 PM Originally posted by Zen420 I think I'd end up dead. I'm in an interracial marriage, so if I ever went to prison and the other prisoners found out I think I'd have a pretty tough time. I wouldn't get ass ****ed for protection or anything like that, you'd have to rape me. And I'd get some mother****ing revenge that's for damn sure. You rape me your getting a shank in your earhole mother****er. My buddy is also and no one bothered him about it while he was in. seldomTap 03-09-2003, 10:52 PM Originally posted by VulgarTheClown But G you got titties your more woman like than most. I don;t thik i would bethat wanted in jail. Seldom whats your aim name? andyjake1976...but not there now, at work Zen 03-09-2003, 10:55 PM Originally posted by seldomTap Zen would start his own prison Marijuana dealership and probably get cut up in the showers one afternoon when his business starts to do too well. Anybody need some tits? The Jake 03-09-2003, 11:01 PM Originally posted by Zen420 I think I'd end up dead. I'm in an interracial marriage, so if I ever went to prison and the other prisoners found out I think I'd have a pretty tough time. I wouldn't get ass ****ed for protection or anything like that, you'd have to rape me. And I'd get some mother****ing revenge that's for damn sure. You rape me your getting a shank in your earhole mother****er. I can see it now.... http://www.empireonline.co.uk/img/news/ebana.jpg Oh ****, Keithy's done himself a mischief! - The Jake seldomTap 03-09-2003, 11:03 PM I would rather cut off my ears than cop it in the pooper Curly Howard 03-09-2003, 11:03 PM Originally posted by The Jake I can see it now.... http://www.empireonline.co.uk/img/news/ebana.jpg Oh ****, Keithy's done himself a mischief! - The Jake I still haven't read that yet seldomTap 03-09-2003, 11:13 PM Chopper writes some pretty funny stuff...the movie is more fictional apparently, but also pretty funny The Jake 03-09-2003, 11:16 PM The rumor I've heard is that most of Chopper books are a nice work of fiction too... So take it all with a grain of salt I say. - The Jake seldomTap 03-09-2003, 11:17 PM After the first 3 I think, they are pure fiction...the first two especially would be true as far as he sees it handjobs4dollars 03-09-2003, 11:23 PM I would be the biggest bull on the block seldomTap 03-09-2003, 11:24 PM G-Man...you would the ***** of the biggest bull on the block! handjobs4dollars 03-09-2003, 11:46 PM Go jerk-off to bella's pictures seldomTap 03-09-2003, 11:47 PM Done...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAA Fallout 03-09-2003, 11:58 PM g-mans got a purdy mouth handjobs4dollars 03-09-2003, 11:59 PM So what of it seldomTap 03-09-2003, 11:59 PM Creed...I would get you in the shower American History X style! Fallout 03-10-2003, 12:03 AM Sorry, I just like to cuddle handjobs4dollars 03-10-2003, 12:04 AM Seldom would you give him the reach around seldomTap 03-10-2003, 12:04 AM Eeewww..gross. I just want to push your **** in...I aint cuddling The Jake 03-10-2003, 12:09 AM Originally posted by seldomTap Eeewww..gross. I just want to push your **** in...I aint cuddling http://suptest1.connect.com.au/jarrod/fmj.jpg I BET YOU'RE THE KIND OF PERSON THAT WOULD **** A MAN IN THE ASS AND NOT EVEN HAVE THE COMMON COURTESY TO GIVE HIM A REACHAROUND! - The Jake The Jake 03-10-2003, 12:10 AM Originally posted by Creed g-mans got a purdy mouth http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/images/ezine/One_3.jpg I AM GMAN! I'M NOBODY'S *****! YOU.... ARE MINE! - The Jake Fallout 03-10-2003, 12:10 AM Originally posted by seldomTap Eeewww..gross. I just want to push your **** in...I aint cuddling I just like to be held once in awhile, is that wrong? handjobs4dollars 03-10-2003, 12:10 AM One of the best movies ever. seldomTap 03-10-2003, 12:11 AM Originally posted by The Jake http://suptest1.connect.com.au/jarrod/fmj.jpg I BET YOU'RE THE KIND OF PERSON THAT WOULD **** A MAN IN THE ASS AND NOT EVEN HAVE THE COMMON COURTESY TO GIVE HIM A REACHAROUND! - The Jake Oh, I like you Joker, you can come over to my House and **** my sister handjobs4dollars 03-10-2003, 12:12 AM Texas only steers and queers come from texas. And you don't look like a steer to me. seldomTap 03-10-2003, 12:13 AM Originally posted by Creed I just like to be held once in awhile, is that wrong? when a mix of jizz and **** is runnig down your legs...yes The Jake 03-10-2003, 12:16 AM http://suptest1.connect.com.au/jarrod/fullmetaljacket.jpg I GOT YOUR NAME!! I GOT YOUR ASS!!! YOU WILL NOT LAUGH... YOU WILL NOT CRY... YOU WILL LEARN BY THE NUMBERS! I WILL TEACH YOU! NOW GET UP! - The Jake |