View Full Version : What would you do if...


seldomTap
03-09-2003, 10:32 PM
You walked in on your significant other having sex with another person?

At the moment, I would probably shake the guys hand and thank him for making my life a lot easier...

Anyone else?

Zen
03-09-2003, 10:34 PM
I'm with you Seldom, I'd grab some clothes, say you youngsters have fun. Thank him for making the break up nice and easy and be on my merry way.

HockeyFighter
03-09-2003, 10:34 PM
Kill him....then myself to leave the other all alone.

Curly Howard
03-09-2003, 10:35 PM
depends on if she was having it with a male or female

handjobs4dollars
03-09-2003, 10:36 PM
Not give a ****.

Zen
03-09-2003, 10:36 PM
I think I'm too cold and heartless to get all bent out of shape over a female. ****, I'm married and trying to bang the back out of any women with a pink slit between her legs. What goes around..... it really goes around.

seldomTap
03-09-2003, 10:38 PM
Originally posted by Curly Howard
depends on if she was having it with a male or female

Lets assume it was the opposite. So female-male, male -female...

If it was female-female, I would probably tape it and post it.

seldomTap
03-09-2003, 10:39 PM
Originally posted by Zen420
I think I'm too cold and heartless to get all bent out of shape over a female. ****, I'm married and trying to bang the back out of any women with a pink slit between her legs. What goes around..... it really goes around.

Same here, except I aint married and have really cleaned my act up of late...but have been with same girl 3 years or so, which is like being married. But I swear if she wanted to end it all tomorrow, I don't think I would ever possibly sleep better than I would that night.

VulgarTheClown
03-09-2003, 10:41 PM
I have always believed that if someone is going to cheat on you don;t give them the power over you or your emotions.

A real simple smile and a nod and a quick call to my lawyer to serve them with a fat stack of papers and make me my ****ing money!

Curly Howard
03-09-2003, 10:42 PM
ohhhhhhh well the only way that would happen is rape so
I guess I would do a rear naked "literally" choke until he passes out. Then tie him up and give her my acetylene torch.

The Jake
03-09-2003, 10:55 PM
Originally posted by Curly Howard
depends on if she was having it with a male or female

And that my friends is the only correct response to this question.

Thank you Curly

*shakes hand*

- The Jake

The Jake
03-09-2003, 10:57 PM
PS: My response would be I'd gut them both.

- The Jake

Magic Man
03-10-2003, 04:20 AM
I'd leave, then I'd later kill the guy in his own apartment/house.

I'd then cut him up and cook him, then I'd go home, make peace with my wife and serve dinner (ie. him). then I'd tell her what it was she was eating, then I'd piss myself laughing and run away.

Leather
03-10-2003, 05:08 AM
mmmmmm....sometimes the indifference can be worse than somethings...and after of my indifference (around 2 weeks aprox)...I would make a revenge plenty of malice and hate...:devil:....

Lady N
03-10-2003, 10:08 AM
Originally posted by seldomTap
Same here, except I aint married and have really cleaned my act up of late...but have been with same girl 3 years or so, which is like being married. But I swear if she wanted to end it all tomorrow, I don't think I would ever possibly sleep better than I would that night.

Your posts remind me of Tiki's about his wife just before he fell in love with her best friend and left her......
:)

Bzob
03-10-2003, 10:18 AM
I agree with most of you, its not worth fighting for...two tears in a bucket...**** it....Take it to the stage