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msagrain
07-14-2007, 06:27 AM
if you was the new PM what would you do to fix the UK?

mickeyb
07-14-2007, 06:38 AM
I'd bring the tax on petrol down to a reasonable price and do something to curb the rising house prices. I'd give a pay rise to squaddies and allow some school kids to leave at age 14 if they have an adequate standard of english n maths and a work placement to go to.

Jim_Davis
07-14-2007, 11:06 AM
I'd give every household their own screwdriver that would be a start.

MickyHatton
07-14-2007, 01:33 PM
I'd bring the tax on petrol down to a reasonable price and do something to curb the rising house prices. I'd give a pay rise to squaddies and allow some school kids to leave at age 14 if they have an adequate standard of english n maths and a work placement to go to.

I agree with all of that other than highlighted but that's just my point of view.

I would welcome immigrants with open arms once they have proven that can help to enhance this nation with either their trade, their willing or embrace of our culture/cultures.

Criminals should be 'employed' to help improve this country by doing the work that never gets done i.e. Road Sweeping and Urban Regeneration etc and turn the negative to a positive.

Jimmy The Gent
07-14-2007, 01:39 PM
I'd clean the streets of scum and put harsher sentences on covicted drug dealers. national service should be brought back also give the young tearaways of todays world a kick up the arse.

English_Lion
07-14-2007, 01:53 PM
id bring back the right for teachers to punish their pupils with physical force.

ArturoBalboa
07-14-2007, 01:53 PM
Some very good ideas so far. I fully agree with the immigration policy, i'd like to see it more like Australias or New Zealands, no getting in there unless you can provide evidence you'll have a positive impact on the ecocomy.
I'd like to see us a little tougher on the unemployed who have no intention of finding a job either, "jobseekers allowance" should be for "jobseekers", people who have no intention of turning up for interviews etc should be given menial tasks to do for their dole as an incentive to get off their arse and find something.
Either cameras or local bobbys should police the areas of vandalism by little scallys (phone boxes, bus shelters) and after giving their parents a couple of warnings eventually inflict a small weekly fine until the damage is paid for.
Subsidise nintendo wii's to get rid of all the fat ****ing kids knocking about nowadays.

Jimmy The Gent
07-14-2007, 01:56 PM
agree with being tougher on the unemployed. Especially those soap dodgers who always seem to turn up at protests yet don't have the time to look for jobs instead scrounge of the taxpayer

JT1967
07-14-2007, 02:01 PM
1. Build More Prisons (like they do in US)
2. Put the people that belong there in there (and not "let them out because we are running out of room"
3. Get rid of all speed bumps (they are everywhere now along with 20 zones. No wonder people want SUV's)
4. Maybe get rid of the NHS (its nothing like "free" we are taxed to the eyeballs with it and some services are being slowly pay as you go anyway)
5. Stop most immigration (we do not have enough resources...all public services are overstretched i.e. prisons hospitals etc and the roads are overcrowded)
6. Lower taxes
7. End yob culture somehow
8. Stop bashing the motorist with taxes and speed cameras
9. Stop all politicians from trying to occupy centre gound simultaneously. Its annoying that you have little choice.
10. Change the islands location to somewhere in the med, I am pissed off with all this rain we are having this summer!

ArturoBalboa
07-14-2007, 02:01 PM
Tree hugging wankers, hippies have always been full of ****. Lets sit in a field, smoke weed and listen to music all day maaaaan, don't get brainwashed by the captilalist society, make love not war.
All very well, but where the **** did their money to buy pot and flourescent ****ing headbands come from. If we all lived like that there wouldn't be a civillised society to speak of.

Desaturated
07-14-2007, 02:18 PM
National Service.
British Industry.

We need to stop trying to please the EU and America.

We need to rebirth British industry, up our arms and give the country a ****ing meaning other than this ''we're so multicultural'' crap.

It's great that we are so diverse, but all we're becoming is a diverse nation of liberal suing surrender monkeys.

mickeyb
07-14-2007, 02:19 PM
My ideas concerning letting some kids leave at 14 are to keep them from ruining there education and more importantly the education of others.

The government recently suggested making school compulsary up to 18, which i think is a terrible idea. I went to school, stayed on, went to university and now i'm a teacher in a comprehensive school. I always found education bareable and on some days i actually enjoyed it. My brother on the other hand ****ed around and made alot of kids life a misery everyday due to his frustration of being basically crap at maths, english, science ...etc. My brother left and took a trade and now is a sucessful plasterer. Since i've been working in the school... i see loads of kids like my brother, who don't do anything but turn up and wait for the bell to go home. There energy could be spent doing something practical. - Whats the point in them being in school, when they won't work - give them another choice!!

What i'm saying is... they should have let him go at 14. Saving him time and keeping him away from damaging the education of the others who are more academically minded.

One stipulation... at 14/15 they should cancel all lessons for them but English, Science and Maths... once they have a g.c.s.e in it, they are free to leave at the consent of the head, the child and there parents...AND only if they have a place to go (government schemes should be set up to find placements). The lads or lasses taking part would not be paid, until 16, except for expenses and kept a track on there progress.

me2007
07-16-2007, 05:37 PM
carpet bomb slough

adietheforestfa
07-19-2007, 04:49 PM
Stop giving benefit and housing to young single girls and increasing the giro everytime they knock another one out with another dad who doesnt support them and living on benefits for ever with loads of ill mannered unrully kids hanging around on estates.
Id even go as far as make it againsed the law to have children out of wedlock
Bring back death penalty.
Give homeowners the right to defend their property without fear of arrest.
Anyone trying to enter the country illegally will be shot.
Anyone legally entering country and wanting to become a british citizen and contribute to our economy will be welcomed.

Welter_Skelter
07-19-2007, 04:55 PM
I would Tell The EU to go **** themselves.. I would re-write the Human rights laws.. so That they actually favoured the innocent and Victims.. I would close the borders to Economic refugees for the time being.. till the mess we are in could be sorted.. And I would make it MANDATORY to speak English to be allowed to Reside here.. If you could NOT speak english.. you would have to prove fluency within the 1st year or BYE BYE...

I would declare a National Holiday for the English.. This country needs a little pride and identity..And everyone else in the WHOLE world has one.. Its not racist in anyway..

And that brings me to The PC brigade... Yes We must be considerate... and yes We must be Polite.. BUT NOT AT THE COST OF COMMON SENSE...

And Fianlly.. ALL Copppers.. ALL OF THEM would carry Guns.. and join the rest of the world.. 2 warnings 1 verbal.. 1 Shot fired and purposely missed.. Then death... It works fine everywhere else..

I am tired of the criminals having their way.. and exploiting faulty laws.. While hard working people get **** on..

Jim_Davis
07-19-2007, 05:18 PM
Not sure if I like the idea of police with guns. Cos then I feel like the government really control us. And you know these dickhead feds who already have guns get muddled up a lot like when they shot that brazillian geezer in the head.

msagrain
07-19-2007, 05:24 PM
Not sure if I like the idea of police with guns. Cos then I feel like the government really control us. And you know these dickhead feds who already have guns get muddled up a lot like when they shot that brazillian geezer in the head.

i agree because if the poilce have gun then the crimanle will feel the need to have gun so it will bring more gun on the streets

Jim_Davis
07-19-2007, 05:27 PM
Yeah then you get the excuse "the police promote it"

Welter_Skelter
07-19-2007, 06:26 PM
Not sure if I like the idea of police with guns. Cos then I feel like the government really control us. And you know these dickhead feds who already have guns get muddled up a lot like when they shot that brazillian geezer in the head.

i agree because if the poilce have gun then the crimanle will feel the need to have gun so it will bring more gun on the streets

Yeah then you get the excuse "the police promote it"

NONSENSE... It works everywhere else.. We grow Up Knowing what the rules are .. We can make a conscious descion to break the rules.. BUT WE ARE AWARE of the potential consquences of OUR ACTIONS.. It's called ACCOUNTABILTY and it seems to be a LOST concept on the British Public...

Where I come from.. You fight with the Judges.. Not the Police..
This will Only Bother you if you are a ****ing criminal and have something to FEAR... And Then You are what I am talking about..

DOnt vote for me:nono: LOL

Malchius
07-19-2007, 06:39 PM
I'm not sure about guns, but I would give the police any power they needed. In France if you have a smashed light, they can pull you out of the car, beat **** out of you and put you in prison. They can becuase they are the law. I'm not saying that I would tell them to do that, but if the criminal was fighting back and being a nuisance the police would be exempt for any assault on the said person.

Another rule I would allow is to be able to hurt a criminal inside your own home, not kill him, but to subdue him. I'm fed up of burglars getting away with crimes beacuse the victim hit him with a ashtray to stop his television (that he bought with his hard earned money) stolen.

At the moment the Justice Stystem is set up for the criminals and is against the victims.

Your thoughts?

MickyHatton
07-20-2007, 04:21 AM
Stop giving benefit and housing to young single girls and increasing the giro everytime they knock another one out with another dad who doesnt support them and living on benefits for ever with loads of ill mannered unrully kids hanging around on estates.Id even go as far as make it againsed the law to have children out of wedlock
Bring back death penalty.
Give homeowners the right to defend their property without fear of arrest.
Anyone trying to enter the country illegally will be shot.
Anyone legally entering country and wanting to become a british citizen and contribute to our economy will be welcomed.

I agree wholeheartedly with those highlighted!

The Monk
07-20-2007, 05:45 AM
I wouldn't make a good PM because I don't know where to start really. One thing I do know is that there is far to criminals walking free on our streets able to commit crimes again so obviously more prisons need building. Also I think tougher sentancing is needed because its more often I read stories about people who commit murder being freed as soon as 7 years into the sentance. What kind of justice is that for the victim?

Another thing we have far to much of in this country are people who come here from other countries and contribute absolutly **** all to our society. These people should be deported to they're country of origin immediatly along with anyone who has entered the country illegally. No if and buts, just deportation.

Also burn chavs at the stake.

msagrain
07-20-2007, 08:02 AM
i would put low class crimanls in the army and not pay them that would bring so stress on the high number of prisoner numbers in jail id also bring chain gangs in to make them clean up the strrets e.g pull weeds up ect make the place look tidyer then have airport sucurty at train station and football matches

me2007
07-20-2007, 08:30 AM
get rid of the houses of parliament and allow people to vote interactively for their represntatives. these representatives would then be voted for nationally to determine the people in charge. each person would be in charge of that area, eg policing, health etc

There would no party affliations.

If they wanted to start a war, they would need to get the peoples opinion. All matters pertaining to a certain area would be dealt with by an expert.

eg military would be dealt with by an officer etc

ArturoBalboa
07-20-2007, 09:39 AM
Stop giving benefit and housing to young single girls and increasing the giro everytime they knock another one out with another dad who doesnt support them and living on benefits for ever with loads of ill mannered unrully kids hanging around on estates.
Id even go as far as make it againsed the law to have children out of wedlock
Bring back death penalty.
Give homeowners the right to defend their property without fear of arrest.
Anyone trying to enter the country illegally will be shot.
Anyone legally entering country and wanting to become a british citizen and contribute to our economy will be welcomed.

Young single girls spitting out little uns left right and centre with different dads, or even the same one if they are deadbeats and want the state to pay for their famiy, is a major problem to society and the worst thing about it is its only gonna get worse cos of the mushroom effect.
An average hard working decent family who pay for their kids and try to bring them up right will maybe have 2-3 children, whereas the dossing scrotes who see another kid as a bigger giro will have a litter of sewer rats, each one being dragged up with no morals and will end up having a litter of their own until one day we are overrunn by these scrounging cunts.
One idea would be to give them any extra benefits only in the form of vouchers which can only be exchanged for stuff like baby food, nappies, kids clothes, school uniforms etc basically nothing they can spend on themselves. They'd soon get pissed off having no social life or money to get pissed and meet the next spunk donor.

ArturoBalboa
07-20-2007, 09:51 AM
get rid of the houses of parliament and allow people to vote interactively for their represntatives. these representatives would then be voted for nationally to determine the people in charge. each person would be in charge of that area, eg policing, health etc

There would no party affliations.

If they wanted to start a war, they would need to get the peoples opinion. All matters pertaining to a certain area would be dealt with by an expert.

eg military would be dealt with by an officer etc

Dunno about this. I think you still neeed a government to oversee the running of the country, too many areas overlap, and departments shape their policies depending on how much budget their allocated. I mean who would decide how much of the budget each representative got run their dept, and who would be in charge of making the policies, taxes etc designed to bring in the revenue to hand to the different depts.
There may not be party affiliations but the level of corruption would be beyond belief.
I know exactly the point your making though, cos sometimes i don't feel we're living in a democracy at all. We just get to pick one of three similair parties to do whatever the **** they want until the next election.
What would be good would be the opportunity to hold referendums on major policies which the opinion is divided like entering the EU and give us more say on individual issues rather than giving those backslapping cunts in their ivory towers carte blanche.

ArturoBalboa
07-20-2007, 10:00 AM
I wouldn't make a good PM because I don't know where to start really. One thing I do know is that there is far to criminals walking free on our streets able to commit crimes again so obviously more prisons need building. Also I think tougher sentancing is needed because its more often I read stories about people who commit murder being freed as soon as 7 years into the sentance. What kind of justice is that for the victim?

Another thing we have far to much of in this country are people who come here from other countries and contribute absolutly **** all to our society. These people should be deported to they're country of origin immediatly along with anyone who has entered the country illegally. No if and buts, just deportation.

Also burn chavs at the stake.

We're miles too ****ing soft on asylum seekers. Its a shame if their country is ****ed and they don't feel safe there but the definition of political asylum is seeking solace in the NEAREST safe country that will accept you and offer you asylum.
I'm not brilliant at geography but i'm pretty sure these cheeky bastards march half way round the world to seek asylum here because they might as well be safe in a decent house with a flat screen tv. Its nice to know that outside of the UK they print their atlases with the words MUGS on the british isles.

msagrain
07-20-2007, 12:08 PM
We're miles too ****ing soft on asylum seekers. Its a shame if their country is ****ed and they don't feel safe there but the definition of political asylum is seeking solace in the NEAREST safe country that will accept you and offer you asylum.
I'm not brilliant at geography but i'm pretty sure these cheeky bastards march half way round the world to seek asylum here because they might as well be safe in a decent house with a flat screen tv. Its nice to know that outside of the UK they print their atlases with the words MUGS on the british isles.

thats defo true we should be more like australia now there no imgrants there except english lol cus there sick of england

adietheforestfa
07-21-2007, 03:50 PM
Give them **** all. Iv allways paid tax and it pisses me off

duffgun
07-23-2007, 02:47 PM
i would waste all our money on the military and invade France cos they annoy me, and invade the Spanish i never forgot the armada, then try and take back the empire and if anyone didn't agree with me i would kill them.

msagrain
07-23-2007, 02:51 PM
i would waste all our money on the military and invade France cos they annoy me, and invade the Spanish i never forgot the armada, then try and take back the empire and if anyone didn't agree with me i would kill them.

lol i agreee i really hate the french