Any ideas on how you would make a murder scene appear like an accidental death?

Just curious...

I am thinking a push down a stair case could work, but only if they are sure to die. If they didn't, i guess you could bludgeon them with a blunt instrument, but hope like **** that forensics didn't work that bit out

Vulgar would know. He's studying something about crime.

bathtub+hair dryer

When someone finds a good answer, let me know so I am sure to use it to take gman out.

On second thought, I'd rather gouge one of his eyes out with a plastic spork. I'd then want to see him mauled to death, slowly mind you, by small rabid koala bears.

Hmmm...Curly, quite possibly that could work.

My other idea is that you could just go for a drive to a secluded place, knock them off, burn them miles away from civilisation, then return home. Have an ironclad alibi with a friend you trust, then a couple of days later, after calling any friends or family of the deceased, lodge a missing persons report. Take out newspaper ads, appear very desperate...cry if need be.

Bring it *****. You would go down faster then when you see a five dollar bill.

Originally posted by Bella
When someone finds a good answer, let me know so I am sure to use it to take gman out.

On second thought, I'd rather gouge one of his eyes out with a plastic spork. I'd then want to see him mauled to death, slowly mind you, by small rabid koala bears.

Koala's are viscious enough as it is, without being rabid. I will post you some!

Originally posted by seldomTap
Any ideas on how you would make a murder scene appear like an accidental death?

Just curious...

I am thinking a push down a stair case could work, but only if they are sure to die. If they didn't, i guess you could bludgeon them with a blunt instrument, but hope like **** that forensics didn't work that bit out

You're at work now, aren't you?

- The Jake

gman, will you be my friend?

I'm going to uses those pictures as new targets on my forcus mits.

Originally posted by The Jake
You're at work now, aren't you?

- The Jake

yes...how did you guess?

Originally posted by Bella
gman, will you be my friend?

I am sure he would jump at the chance.

It is kinda like in little kid school how when you liked someone, but didn't want anyone to know, you would hit them or tease them to cover it up....G-Man is secretely madly in love with you.

Congrats!

Falling down the stairs is a time proven classic but we're looking for ingenuity here,

Chairs with FUBARed hydraulics, missing wheels, broken legs, etc. Anything which results in a crippling injury when they sit down,
Electric shocks resultant from exposed copper in computer/telephony devices,
Laxatives in the communal milk in their fridge (or their lunch better still if you can identify it),
Those pills that make people vomit is another great one,

Failing that, punching them and citing workplace stress made you do it.

- The Jake

Originally posted by seldomTap
I am sure he would jump at the chance.

It is kinda like in little kid school how when you liked someone, but didn't want anyone to know, you would hit them or tease them to cover it up....G-Man is secretely madly in love with you.

Congrats!

riggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhttttttt. I don't love at all. I don't feel love. I only feel hate and rage.

I am looking for death. That is the only answer. I could give them laxettes till their stomachs are expelled rectally, but that is too easily traced. I want to leave minimal trace so no fingers can be pointed at me...it is Adelaide though so getting away with another murder shouldn't be hard at all

Originally posted by gman
riggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhttttttt. I don't love at all. I don't feel love. I only feel hate and rage.

It is OK G-Man...don't be embarrassed, it happens to all of us sometime

would you kill -The Jake's avatar

If the price was right, i would put a round through Marilyn Mansons head. I would need to be invisible for a time afterward however, in a non extradition treaty country...like Brazil

If I saw her on fire. I wouldn't even spit on her.

OK...just know that we are all adults here and it is ok to like someone in the 'special' way alright!

He should get an avatar like my new one!!!!!!!!

Oh dear

I wanted a scarry one like Kaps and Bella

Well, I don't know if Jake by the beach looking wistfully away into the distance is scary...

you're right.......hang on

I have one now.

There that's better

What about trace amounts of mercury or arsenic in certain products? those are like cumulative poisons....

- The Jake

That is way scary Curly...That dude is wide...if his T shirt was white, you could play movies on his back and charge people admission

ha ha ha ha ha ha

I'm running with the evil genius theme....

- The Jake

We have to have theme's.

It's important to have themes.

Although I'm ****ed if I can determine what yours is? ???

- The Jake

Originally posted by gman
We have to have theme's.

Okay. My theme will be the piece of ass you'll never come close to getting and your theme can be your frustration of virginhood.

oh DAMN!!!!

Originally posted by Bella
Okay. My theme will be the piece of ass you'll never come close to getting and your theme can be your frustration of virginhood.

My theme would be beating the **** out of you and your family. Then taking that dog of yours. Cutting off it's head. ****ting down it's neck. Then feeding it to you. The only thing that will be left is a stain on my boot. You dirt poor redneck. Now get the **** out. Before I get mad.

Bella = owning Gman

Originally posted by gman
My theme would be beating the **** out of you and your family. Then taking that dog of yours. Cutting off it's head. ****ting down it's neck. Then feeding it to you. The only thing that will be left is a stain on my boot. You dirt poor redneck. Now get the **** out. Before I get mad.

Awwwww...... isn't it so cute when virgins get all pouty? Their cheeks get almost as red as their cherry.

hahahahahaaha.......i can laugh now because i am getting some

Yes but I'm just not getting some now.

um...ok

Originally posted by gman
Yes but I'm just not getting some now.

Since when did NOW mean the rest of your pathetic life?

Hey when I'm the ufc light heavyweight champ of the world. I'll let you be first in line to kiss my ass.

Light-heavyweight..........HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

and if your lucky. I let you lick my balls for awhile.

Originally posted by HockeyFighter
Light-heavyweight..........HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Only 20 more pounds to go. 15 if I wanted to cut.

i am going to give you pearls so pay attention.take a ping pong ball and tap a hole in it.fill the ball with drano or bleach. put duct tape securly over the hole.drop the ball in the gas tank of someones car.in a bit, the gas and drano will eat through the tape and chemical reaction=big boom.
make sure you put it in the car about 2 hours before they get in it and make sure they will be in the car for about 30 minutes as you can see, you need to know their routine.

i thought about killing a guy i know and this is how i was going to do it.it will work for you if your mark works on cars.he has to be under the car with some type of jack.jack stands don't matter as long as there is a jack.when he is under the car, let the jack loose.if he is using stands, move them out of the way.if he sees you it don't matter cause in a sec he will be dead.once you let the jack go, leave.someone will find him dead by freak accident.that **** happens all hte time.that is why you should always use jack stands.to bad he did not use them this time.
get my drift?

Now I know why you won the psycho awards Rigid.

Good stuff!

- The Jake

lmao!! i just don't understand how you won your awards on friday rigid :ghost:

Rigid is a ****en genius!

I have just stopped laughing from the G-man ownage that is going on here...Bella's cleaning house

You'll be lightweight champ??? Oh ok.... I'm pretty sure you'll be attractive then, huh? Sure champ. While we're on the subject of balls... don't you have to have those before they're licked?

****, you asked a question in the thread, and the ridge came through for you.i won the awards cause everyone hates me 3 awards baby.
your timing has to be right on with the ping pong balls so the other one would be easier.

And the ownage continues

Please the only thing bella owns is a bad case of crabs she got from one of her customers or random ****ings.

Originally posted by rigid
****, you asked a question in the thread, and the ridge came through for you.i won the awards cause everyone hates me 3 awards baby.
your timing has to be right on with the ping pong balls so the other one would be easier.

Mate, you definitely did...and for the record, I voted for G-man as most hated poster and matt as biggest psycho!

you going to do this thing seldom?

Originally posted by Bella
You'll be lightweight champ??? Oh ok.... I'm pretty sure you'll be attractive then, huh? Sure champ. While we're on the subject of balls... don't you have to have those before they're licked?

I never said anything about being attractive. I'm good looking and don't need other people to tell me what I already know. You said I was always be a loser. I see my life going in three ways. One I finish school and get paid by major companys to help them run cleaner and better. At this job I will get a **** load of money. Number 2, I countine on with my rugby playing and go on to play for years. After which I get inducted into the Ontario Rugby union hall of fame and play for the nation team. Three I countine on training, fight full time and win a world title.

You will countine to be a redneck eating rats you find in you backyard. You will watch nascar and become a crack head. You will end up on the street giving hand job for what little money, the other homeless men can spare.

Originally posted by rigid
you going to do this thing seldom?

Depends on if she burns the toast again tomorrow morning...that will be the final straw

Gman -
Is the same fantasy world where the pixies run free with the elves and dragons?

- The Jake

****.if it's the wife you are talking about, then it's easy:D

Originally posted by The Jake
Gman -
Is the same fantasy world where the pixies run free with the elves and dragons?

- The Jake

and Jake is the dungeon master!

I think Bella will continue to be good looking, smart and funny. Course that's just my opinion.

Originally posted by seldomTap
and Jake is the dungeon master!

You seem all too familiar with the terminology SeldomTap... perhaps you've played the game??

- The Jake

Bella will push out 9 kids from 8 fathers and will never be smart. She will be funny forever, becuase ever time I look at her picture I can't help but laugh.

Originally posted by The Jake
You seem all too familiar with the terminology SeldomTap... perhaps you've played the game??

- The Jake

I am foreign to DnD...apart from what I have picked up from you over the last 12 or so months!

Originally posted by gman
I never said anything about being attractive. I'm good looking and don't need other people to tell me what I already know. You said I was always be a loser. I see my life going in three ways. One I finish school and get paid by major companys to help them run cleaner and better. At this job I will get a **** load of money. Number 2, I countine on with my rugby playing and go on to play for years. After which I get inducted into the Ontario Rugby union hall of fame and play for the nation team. Three I countine on training, fight full time and win a world title.

You will countine to be a redneck eating rats you find in you backyard. You will watch nascar and become a crack head. You will end up on the street giving hand job for what little money, the other homeless men can spare.

Nobody gives a **** about your goals and, no, they won't get you laid whether acomplished or not. Now will you please stop trying to make yourself look the least bit justifiable. Just give up already. I made you look like a jackass. Take it like a man. Oh wait a minute....

If your main goal in life is to get laid I feel sorry for you. I'm a fighter we never give up. Plus on a sidenote what is there to give up. Your insults are weak and sad.

Originally posted by Bella
Nobody gives a **** about your goals and, no, they won't get you laid whether acomplished or not. Now will you please stop trying to make yourself look the least bit justifiable. Just give up already. I made you look like a jackass. Take it like a man. Oh wait a minute....

Sorry Dude
http://www.alcofielen.com/pics/forumpics/owned/hummer.jpg

Originally posted by gman
If your main goal in life is to get laid I feel sorry for you. I'm a fighter we never give up. Plus on a sidenote what is there to give up. Your insults are weak and sad.

Yeah I know my insults make you feel weak and sad. You're not a fighter, you're a loser. My main goal in life isn't getting laid but if I were you......DAMN RIGHT it'd be my main goal.

Good try but you still suck major ass. I'm a fighter I live and breath fighting. I have the drive, the brains and the heart to win. It's my goal and I will complete it. As for getting myself laid, it's not my main goal in life. It's nice and all but any ******* can go to a bar and pick up some drunk chick. Do i do it, no. It doesn't prove anything and is pointless.

Originally posted by gman
It's nice and all but any ******* can go to a bar and pick up some drunk chick. Do i do it, no. It doesn't prove anything and is pointless.

You calling me an *******?!!?:fu:

Yes.

Huh? Did you say something? Oh ok. I didn't think so. Sit down clown before you fall down.

well this has gotten interesting

Lame, thank god for people with a missing chromosome or I wouldn't have redneck to make fun of.

Originally posted by Purity
well this has gotten interesting

Indeed...who would have thought my innocent thread about covering up a murder would end up like this..

Originally posted by seldomTap
Indeed...who would have thought my innocent thread about covering up a murder would end up like this..

I did by high-jacking it.

Wow. Sure did take you a while to type that one up king o' rocket scientists. Thank God for people with missing dicks, otherwise I wouldn't have a cute little ****** to make fun of.

Man that's it I'm going to ****ing rape you. That's right. I'm going to kill your family and rape you. ***** then cut a giant hole in your neck and **** it. Do think I won't do it. I'm a mad man.

Originally posted by seldomTap
Indeed...who would have thought my innocent thread about covering up a murder would end up like this..

Yeah, well sometimes I have to smack *****-tits around. It's ok though. Look at the little whore squirm.

Originally posted by gman
Man that's it I'm going to ****ing rape you. That's right. I'm going to kill your family and rape you. ***** then cut a giant hole in your neck and **** it. Do think I won't do it. I'm a mad man.

I think it's safe to translate that into 'gee, I sure do feel stupid. Can someone find a hooker that won't laugh at me?'

"Can you feel the love tonight??"

Elton John sums up this thread pretty well

heheehhehehhehhhhehehehehehe

face of an angel..........mouth of a teamster...........I'm in love

Curly...my vote for Wisest man here!

I keep thinking Curly is Tony with that av.

I am him and he is me....we are they.........they are us

We are The Borg. We are Eternal. We will return. Resistance is Futile...

No it doesn't go like that. I'm the Trek expert here.

We are the Brog. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.

There are some other variations that include "Your technolgical distinctiveness will be added to our own"

mine was from the movie.....your's is from the tv show

I always wanted a holodeck......imagine the possibilities

OK killing someone while making it look accidental at this point in time is extremely hard due to our extremely technical and advanced forensic system.

the science is amazing.

You would have to go for the suicide approach.

BUT

If you anted to kill them nd not leave any evidence consider and icicle. It is sharp enough to penetrate skin but melts within minuets. not to mention the cold thins the blood and makes them bleed more. I suggest to put it through there windpipe.

I wonder at this very moment why you ask this.

You have a thread that asks what you would do if your wife/husband cheated and now this.

do we need to talk?

IM me.

Thank you for your concern and marvellous insight ben...an icicle you say...

I suggested the icicle days ago... *sigh*

I still suspect DNA traces could be found.

- The Jake

Seldom IM me Diablo9719

You are appreciated jake, it si ok.

Can't use AIM at work sorry Ben dammit

STILL!!!

you got MSN or Yahoo?


hot me on my e-mail

mrsatanus@hotmail.com

Done...you have mail Vulgar

Originally posted by seldomTap
You are appreciated jake, it si ok.

Bollocks.

I swear, I feel my genius is wasted here. *sniff*

- The Jake

Jake...I will rename the icicle attack as "Jakes revenge" if you like? Will that make you feel better??

seldom you got mail