View Full Version : Who's your champ...ME!


HockeyFighter
03-09-2003, 06:49 PM
That's right. After reviewing the old threads on sherdog I have determined that I am the Household MMA champ. It was agreed that I have the belt and that seldom is the #1 contender. I am 7-0-0 in household matches.

For anyone interested in the beginnings of household MMA or the Hockey vs Seldom challange you may want to read these threads.

http://www.sherdog.net/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=27867&perpage=20&highlight=household%20mma&pagenumber=1

http://www.sherdog.net/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=29759&perpage=20&highlight=household%20mma&pagenumber=1

http://www.sherdog.net/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=30485&perpage=20&highlight=household%20mma&pagenumber=1

seldomTap
03-09-2003, 06:51 PM
*wipes away tear*

Memories...like the corners of my mind

something something..memories

Of the way we were

handjobs4dollars
03-09-2003, 06:51 PM
Looks like I was backing Seldom for that one.

handjobs4dollars
03-09-2003, 06:54 PM
I want a shot at that belt. I am ready. Hockey talks **** all the time but when it comes down to it. I'm the man. I'm the best eva, eva.

Curly Howard
03-09-2003, 06:56 PM
He have to make this happen!!!

HockeyFighter
03-09-2003, 06:57 PM
And we all know what happened to the last man to claimed to be the best eva.

Curly Howard
03-09-2003, 06:59 PM
what's the rules? how can we do this? Maybe in the Global Cage

HockeyFighter
03-09-2003, 07:00 PM
For this to happen here is what we need:

A ref

Announcer

Ring girls - the gals that post here will do nicely

Undercard - we need more fights people, challange someone you hate on this site...or pretend to hate someone...just fight

Cornermen - all fighters need corner men to yell profanities and what not, just not the same without that

Curly Howard
03-09-2003, 07:02 PM
I'm down....any 155# and under wanna go???? (other than Chris)

HockeyFighter
03-09-2003, 07:03 PM
Rules are your basic oldschool basics. No groin shots, fishhooking, eye gouging, small joint manipulation. No sticking any object in any of your opponet's crevices. This includes ears, nose, mouth or anus.

seldomTap
03-09-2003, 07:04 PM
Originally posted by HockeyFighter
. No sticking any object in any of your opponet's crevices. This includes ears, nose, mouth or anus.

sadly, that counts out a lot of the guys here

HockeyFighter
03-09-2003, 07:06 PM
Rules are made because someone has tried these things.

HockeyFighter
03-09-2003, 07:07 PM
May I remind everyone that there are no weight classes in household MMA.

handjobs4dollars
03-09-2003, 07:10 PM
I got a telephone cord to choke you out with right here.

Curly Howard
03-09-2003, 07:13 PM
I'll ref then. I ain't gonna have one of you fat guys sit on my chest

Tanner Rhoden
03-09-2003, 08:04 PM
die

Curly Howard
03-09-2003, 08:06 PM
Fatty fat fat fat

Tanner Rhoden
03-09-2003, 08:09 PM
hate

seldomTap
03-09-2003, 08:11 PM
Curly, I have a 13 year old cousin who could probably cut weight to be your size

Tanner Rhoden
03-09-2003, 08:11 PM
no

seldomTap
03-09-2003, 08:13 PM
Yes dammit

Curly Howard
03-09-2003, 08:16 PM
YAY

Curly Howard
03-09-2003, 08:34 PM
http://www.thailabonline.com/diseasegeneral/fat.jpg

http://misterhouse.net:81/public/eq/fat.jpg

http://www.shirtgod.com/fat.jpg

HockeyFighter
03-09-2003, 08:37 PM
hate

handjobs4dollars
03-09-2003, 08:39 PM
hate is good. Feel the hate.

seldomTap
03-09-2003, 09:23 PM
Curlys last post was like a Subway commercial