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Squezze
03-08-2003, 11:41 PM
Ouch ouch. This has gotta be one of three things.

1. I ate something bad.
2. I have gas.
3. I managed to somehow eat a spider's nest thingy and now the spiders have hatched and are now eating the lining of my stomach.

I'm leaning towards #2 with a slight chance of #3.

VulgarTheClown
03-08-2003, 11:44 PM
I am right there with you squezze.

I ate toco bell and it didn't lookright when i ate it but i was so hungry it didn't matter.

i def have gas.

I feel your pain.

Squezze
03-08-2003, 11:50 PM
Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
I am right there with you squezze.

I ate toco bell and it didn't lookright when i ate it but i was so hungry it didn't matter.

i def have gas.

I feel your pain.


Never eat Taco Bell. That stuff isn't even really beef.

handjobs4dollars
03-08-2003, 11:51 PM
I like the bean burrito's.

Squezze
03-09-2003, 12:00 AM
My stomach is KILLING me. I'm starting to lean towards the spiders now. I guess the only way to be sure is take a dump, and see if I **** baby spiders.

Fallout
03-09-2003, 12:10 AM
techicaly, number 1 is number 3 also.

I mean, who wants to eat a spider egg sack?

Squezze
03-09-2003, 12:16 AM
Originally posted by Creed
techicaly, number 1 is number 3 also.

I mean, who wants to eat a spider egg sack?


Techicnally, you're a choad.

Curly Howard
03-09-2003, 12:20 AM
Originally posted by Squezze
My stomach is KILLING me. I'm starting to lean towards the spiders now. I guess the only way to be sure is take a dump, and see if I **** baby spiders.

Well???????

Squezze
03-09-2003, 12:22 AM
Originally posted by Curly Howard
Well???????


I have not attempted said dump yet. I'm too lazy to get up and go to the ****ter.

Curly Howard
03-09-2003, 12:24 AM
understood

handjobs4dollars
03-09-2003, 12:24 AM
Just go in your pants.

Squezze
03-09-2003, 12:25 AM
Originally posted by gman
Just go in your pants.

But I like these pants. **** stains don't come out very easy.

Magic Man
03-09-2003, 01:37 AM
har har...you're going to die :)

HockeyFighter
03-09-2003, 02:30 AM
Originally posted by gman
Just go in your pants.

This is funny because my sister's boyfriend **** his pants playing hockey the yesterday. He had gas and when he farted he got more then he asked for.

Bella
03-09-2003, 03:15 AM
That's the most insane **** I've heard all week.

Squezze
03-09-2003, 09:46 AM
Originally posted by Bella
That's the most insane **** I've heard all week.


I'll take that as a compliment. :crazy2:

KimuraMan
03-09-2003, 12:29 PM
Never play net on a full stomach I learned that the hard way.