View Full Version : if you could be a Jedi, would you?


Magic Man
03-08-2003, 09:52 AM
I would, I know jake would...who else?

Squezze
03-08-2003, 12:31 PM
I would like to rip out your adam's apple.

LukeDothSucketh
03-08-2003, 12:37 PM
I should cal the fire department to slow down the fire caused by that BURN.

Rock Dog
03-08-2003, 12:41 PM
Yes because i could use Jedi mind tricks to make women sleep w/ me. Like Anakin Skywalker did in Episode 1. Normally 7 year olds don't really have any game, but this kid was getting more ass than a toilet seat; from Natlia Portman no less. If i could be a specific Jedi it would be Qui Gon Jin.

Bluecifer
03-08-2003, 12:50 PM
I guess not. I'd be more inclined to be a Scythe Lord like Darth Maul.

ruffneck119
03-08-2003, 06:17 PM
I would use Jedi mind tricks to seduce bears into having sex with stuff.

Would you pay to watch a bear hump the hell out of someone you don't like?

Bluecifer
03-08-2003, 07:04 PM
Now Ruffneck, there is a time and a place for bestiality, unfortunately for you that thread died weeks ago.

VulgarTheClown
03-08-2003, 07:08 PM
I like blue would most likely be a scyth.

at least i say that.

no matter how evil i would like to be i'm at the most completely neutral. I prolly would be a Jedi.

I feel like a *****.

Bluecifer
03-08-2003, 07:16 PM
Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
I like blue would most likely be a scyth.

at least i say that.

no matter how evil i would like to be i'm at the most completely neutral. I prolly would be a Jedi.

I feel like a *****.

I could change you from your ***** ways. Embrace the darkside and under my guidance and direction we will CRUSH all the Jedi beneath my fine Italian leather shoes!

VulgarTheClown
03-08-2003, 07:30 PM
I am evil I am!!!

but i just don't like the thought of people hating me.

I can handle all the killing and torture and evil, but people hating me i just can't stand.

Magic Man
03-08-2003, 07:41 PM
Originally posted by Blue Bulldogge
I could change you from your ***** ways. Embrace the darkside and under my guidance and direction we will CRUSH all the Jedi beneath my fine Italian leather shoes!

real italian leather? wow...the darkside rules.

Bluecifer
03-08-2003, 08:33 PM
Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
I am evil I am!!!

but i just don't like the thought of people hating me.

I can handle all the killing and torture and evil, but people hating me i just can't stand.

Never forget that it's better to be feared than loved. Hate is simply a by product of fear. So long as you have an inner circle, you should be fine.

seldomTap
03-09-2003, 05:14 PM
I would want to be this guy from Ep II...

http://www.wizards.com/starwars/images/kit_fisto.jpg

Magic Man
03-10-2003, 03:47 AM
that is one stupid ****ing looking jedi. He looks like that little alien kid from men in black.