How is it going fellow whores. Kaps, Bzob, Curly, Gman...and Azn is here for some reason.

ok

How are all my whores doing tonite?

good

Fine

asi asi

Estoy bien.....

nothing

I wish I could smoke in my basement

I am my own whore.

I'm watching tv. whore

Dont make me hurt my hand.....

Hopefully I can go out and get drunk tonight.

Why does it say you are banned Gman?

Ich bin wund

At the gangbang,

Oh yes I will,

Cause the gangbang gives me such a thrill,

When I was younger, back in my prime, prime, prime

I used to gangbang all the time.



But now I'm older,

And turning gray, gray, gray (UMBC: gay, gay, gay)

I only gangbang twice a day.



Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Reagan.

Reagan who?

Reagan brought his own bush to the gangbang,

Oh yes I will....



Carter....I caught her, sucking his dick at the gangbang

Eisenhower.....I's an hour late for the gangbang.

Lincoln....I saw him lincoln her cunt at the gangbang.

Jesus Christ....Jesus Christ! That's my sister at the gangbang...

Orange....Orange you glad you came to the gangbang

Joe....Joe Montana-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na....

Jerry...Jerry Rice used to catch passes from Joe Montana-na-na....

Idaho....Idaho is write next to Montana-na-na-na-na....

Nevada....Nevada is nowhere near Montana-na-na-na-na.....

Orange.....Orange you glad I didn't say banana-na-na-na

Fillmore....You can Fillmore holes at the gangbang

Franklin Pierce....Franklin pierced her rectum at the gangbang....

0-0 flames and hawks, shots are 9-8 flames

I gotta go outside for a smoke....

The S&M Man



sung to the tune of Sammy Davis Jr's "Candyman"

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The S&M man, the S&M man,

the S&M man cause he mixes it with love,

Makes the hurt feel good, makes the hurt feel good.

Who could take a cheese grater, strap it to his arm. Stick it in her cunt and make ***** parmesean?

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Who could go to an abortion clinic, sneak around the back. Climb into a dumpster and have a tasty snack?

Who could go to the same abortion clinic, **** sneaking around the back. Go in through the front and eat it out the crack?

Who could take a glass rod, shove it in his prick. Lay it on the table and smash it with a brick?

Who could take two ice picks, stick 'em in her ears. Ride her like a Harley while you pretend you're shifting gears?

Who could take one ice pick, stick it in her ear. Pretend like you're interested while you have another beer?

Who could take a sander, make sure its Black&Decker. Rev it up real high and take it to his pecker?

Who could a girl scout, get a little nookie. Punch her in the jaw and steal her ****ing cookies?

Who could take a virgin, **** her, **** her, **** her. (Everybody) **** HER, **** HER, **** HER **** HER, **** HER, **** HER, **** HER!

Who could take a hammer, shove it up her twat. Move it back and forth till he finds her G-spot?

Who could take that same hammer, wave it over head. Slam it on his pecker till he wishes he was dead?

Who can take some sandpaper, make sure its 50 grit. Rub it back and forth until she has a bleeding clit?

Who can take an old saw; rusty, but still cuts. Saw it back and forth till he cuts off both his nuts?

Who can take his bicycle,Take away the seat.Put his girlfriend on it and ride her down a bumpy street?

Who can take his willy, Slam it in a door, Slam it back and forth, Til he can't pee anymore?

Who can take a razor, And no shaving cream, Scrape her ***** bald, While he listens to her scream?

Who can take a mallet, Claim that he's a stud, Smash it on his pecker, Till it starts to ooze blood?

Who can take two bricks, Take one in each hand, Bang them on his balls, Like the cymbals in the band?

Who wears pants with zippers, And no underwear, Then pulls them up and down, And rips out his pubic hair?

Who can take your scrotum, Stick it with a pin, Hang on a bunch of weights, Till it drags down to your shins?

Who can take a chainsaw, Cut the ***** in two, **** the bottom half, And toss the other half to you?

Who would take a condom, Put pepper in the ring, Use it on the wife, 'Cause she twitches when it stings?

Who can take a ******, dress him up in lace (in a soft voice), take him out back and beat his ****ing face?

Who can take some more ******s, put them in a truck. Drive them to (city) so (opponent team) will have someone to ****?

Who takes jumper cables, Clamps one on each tit, Starts up the car, And electrocutes the *****?

Who gives children candy, Takes them round the block, And rips up their innards, With the ramming of his ****?

Who can take a chainsaw, Stick it up her hole, Turn it round & round, And make tuna casserole?

Who can take a Doberman, Let him do a show, Let him **** your girlfriend, While he takes a video?

Who can take a hair curler, Turn it up on high, Stick it in her cunt, And listen to her fry?

Who can find some newlyweds, Sneak into their room, **** the bride in bed, And sodomize the groom?

Who can take a Catholic priest, Bend him over the pew, **** him up the ass, 'Till she wishes he was a Jew?

Who can take a puppy, Hold it by the ears, **** it in the ass, Until it sheds those puppy tears?

Who can take OJ, tie him to a pole. **** him in the ass until he admits he killed Nicole

Who can take a handicap, sit her in a chair. Make her suck your dick then kick her down the stairs?

Who can take a vice clamp. Clamp it on a tit, Squeeze the sucker down, Till it pops just like a zit?

Who can take a baby, lay it on a bed, Turn the bugger over, **** the soft spot in its head?

Who can take a pregnant woman, Lay her on the bed, **** the ***** so hard that the fetus gives you head?

Who can take a little girl, Before she's on the rag, **** her till she's dead, And then toss her in a bag?

Who can take a female rugger, tie her to a gate. **** that ***** in the ass until she finally admits she's straight?

Who can take Yoda, a Jedi knight of course. Stand across the room and have him jack you with the force?

Who can take a rabbi, tie him to a post. **** him, **** him, **** him till he sees the holy ghost?

Who can take a feminist, punch her in the face. Throw the ***** in the kitchen and yell, "Know your ****ing place!"

Who can take a coat hanger, stick it in her cunt. Swirl the ***** around till you find the ****ing runt?

I Used to Work in Chicago

I used to work in Chicago, in an old department store.

I used to work in Chicago, I don't work there anymore.

(Solo) A woman came in some hammer.

(Response) A hammer from the store?

(Solo) A hammer she wanted, nailed she got.

(Everyone) OOOHHH! I don't work there anymore.

I used to work in Chicago....

Carpet she wanted, shagged she got

Nail she wanted, screwed she got

Fishing rod she wanted, my pole she got

Meat she wanted, my sausage she got

Beef she wanted, porked she got

Helicopter she wanted, my chopper she got

Camel she wanted, humped she got

Translator she wanted, cunning linguist she got

**** she wanted, **** she got

Jewelry she wanted, a pearl necklace she got.

**** she wanted, **** she got.

Donut she wanted, Jelly filled she got.

KitKat she wanted, four fingers she got.

Floppy disk she wanted, a hard drive she got.

Paper she wanted, reamed she got.

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You don't like my rugby songs.

no

You just don't like the fact that hockey doesn't have cool songs to sing when your getting drunk.

I was actually talking to ruffneck but I was too lazy to quote him

We don't want women with great taste, we want women that taste great

I don't know any great rugby songs

Here's another

Jesus Can't Play Rugby

Free beer for all the ruggers (3X)

And the red revolution marches on (****! PISS! ****!) or Jesus Saves, Jesus Saves, Jesus Saves.

Call: Jesus can't play rugby cause the mother****er's dead.

(Everyone repeats twice)

And the red revolution marches on...

Free beer....

Jesus can't play rugby cause he only has twelve friends.

Jesus can't play rugby cause his dad will fix the game.

Jesus can't play rugby cause mom's a ****ing virgin.

Jesus can't play rugby cause the Jew won't pay his dues.

Jesus can't play rugby cause he's stuck behind a rock,

Jesus can't play rugby cause he's nailed to a ****ing cross.

Jesus can't play rugby cause his headgear is illegal.

Jesus can't play rugby cause the ball will go through his hands.

Jesus can't play rugby cause he has an open wound.

Jesus can't play rugby cause the ****er's dead and buried.

Jesus can't play rugby cause the goalpost gives him flashbacks.

Jesus can't play touch judge cause his hands point both ways (assume crucified position)

Jesus CAN play rugby cause he turns water into wine.

Jesus would play hooker cause he has the natural stance. (assume crucified position)



Last verse: Jesus we're only joking (Repeat 3X)

And the Red revolution marches on.

My woman tastes great. Mmmmmmmmmm, Kaila.

Those songs suck but I would sing them if I were drubnk.

Originally posted by HockeyFighter
My woman tastes great. Mmmmmmmmmm, Kaila. :whipped:

Originally posted by ruffneck
Those songs suck but I would sing them if I were drubnk.

You sing them in the bar and just watch people's faces as you tell them that jesus can't play rugby because he wears a ****ing dress. The you hold somebody upside down( a girl with a lose t-shirt is best) and give them a hit off the two story beer bong.

Originally posted by Bzob
:whipped:
And your point is???

I need to get a girlfriend. dsfopsagnreawugir hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate

It's easier than you might think. Just find some girl you like and tell her and see how she responds. That's what I did. Took me 4 years to build up the courage to say something but it paid off. I can almost remember the exact conversation. Me and Kaila were chatting about how we were both single and she mentioned something about her being ugly and nobody wanting her so I said "I think you are very good looking". Didn't put it all out there, just enough to test the waters with her. And the rest is history.

Your rugby songs suck....

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