1. You look grumpy
2. The stupid dog was chewing on the couch again
3. Whats your problem?
4. You look grumpy
5. I did not make lunches today because there is no food in the house.

:lovers:

you did look grumpy

I always hear that, "you look grumpy" line. probably because im going to face my slow death (work) again. if i was going to a fun and liquory place i would be tap dancing all the way out of the room. must suck to have to make a bunch of lunches in the morning.

LOL. I felt great and got like 8 hours of sober sleep? Lunches should be made the night before to make the mornings go well (we try at least) I think I am always grumy when I wake up

you could have made lunches......she is pregnant.

Bzob, just go to the titty bar for lunch with a few beers. That always cheers me up!:P

you are no longer the funniest poster...

(note to self: Increase Hate for Curly from green to Orange)

Originally posted by Blue Bulldogge
Bzob, just go to the titty bar for lunch with a few beers. That always cheers me up!:P

Today is payday? ...HMMMMMMMM

THe first 5 things I hear:

1) "Sorry I didn't call you last night."

2) "You were waiting how long?"

3) "I'm going to be out all day today, too."

4) "Yes, I'll be seeing John (ex who sees more of her than I do nowadays)."

5) "Quit being so paranoid."

Originally posted by Lei Tong
THe first 5 things I hear:

1) "Sorry I didn't call you last night."

2) "You were waiting how long?"

3) "I'm going to be out all day today, too."

4) "Yes, I'll be seeing John (ex who sees more of her than I do nowadays)."

5) "Quit being so paranoid."

HAHAHA this post actually made me laugh. You are not paranoid. You need to find a new woman:lol3:

I'm always grumpy when I wake up. **** you all.

I agree Lei Tong should kick that broad to the curb.

Yeah, but good fiancee's are hard to find.

Originally posted by Lei Tong
Yeah, but good fiancee's are hard to find.

Actually, you can mail order them out of a catalogue now...

seriously, South American girls are waiting just an email away.

I always get the, "oh work isnt that bad" and "do you always have to look so mean when you get back from working out, you look like that Brock guy from wrestling on tv?" o well, women, cant live with em, cant bury em in the back yard and tell the neighbors she went on vacation.

I'm related to enough *****es itching for a green card, so those type of women are ruined for me...

Just like my brother ruined strippers for me...

all I ever hear in the morning is "Don't Stop"

I hate your brother..Maybe you can go to lunch with Bulldogge and he can help repair what has been destroyed

Nope, too late. My brother is currently dating the 3rd runner up of the 9th Annual Polympics (and regional champion), all the while I'm watching her kid.

Originally posted by Bzob
I hate your brother..Maybe you can go to lunch with Bulldogge and he can help repair what has been destroyed

Anytime. I'll do whatever I can to heal the cruel and grievous injury inflicted upon your psyche. There are few things so horrible that a hot chick putting her cooter in your face for a dollar won't fix.

SOrry, but when someone related to you is a stripper, it just kind of ruins it for you.

Originally posted by Lei Tong
SOrry, but when someone related to you is a stripper, it just kind of ruins it for you.

That really, really sucks. I'm sorry for you. Can't you just try to mentally disassociate yourself form your stripper in law, and try to think of women as objects here soley for our sexual enjoyment?

I try, but then my mind always gives me a flash of her onstage with that snake of her's...

Originally posted by Lei Tong
I try, but then my mind always gives me a flash of her onstage with that snake of her's...

Have you heard of behavior modification? What we're gonna have to do is get a car battery, some alligator clips and copper wiring. Then we take you to a strip club. When your happy, you get a dollar to tip the stripper, when you have a guilt ridden image of the stripper in law we send you a jolt of electricity from the battery and thru the copper wiring which is connected to your balls with the alligator clips. That should fix you right up in no time!

No can do. My honey-bunny already has my balls in a custom made vice grip of her own design.

Originally posted by Lei Tong
No can do. My honey-bunny already has my balls in a custom made vice grip of her own design.

Your honey-bunny? Looks like it's too late for you....You have my condolences.