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View Full Version : Game: finish the sentance... Magic Man 03-07-2003, 03:37 AM Okay, I want to play a game, one person says half a sentance, then the other persona has to finish the sentance then post the first half to another sentance. Let me demonstrate: The way to a man's heart... Magic Man 03-07-2003, 03:38 AM Originally posted by Magic Man The way to a man's heart... Is through his chest with an axe. okay? right then, second sentance: A whale has a really big... ruffneck119 03-07-2003, 03:43 AM wet vagina and sweet ass. A woman is good for... DOGGx0 03-07-2003, 03:44 AM Originally posted by ruffneck A woman is good for... nothing. however, the new person... Magic Man 03-07-2003, 03:46 AM Originally posted by Dogg^x0 however, the new person... has a big ****ing clit...like a small penis almost. When dealing with gangsters, you must... ruffneck119 03-07-2003, 03:48 AM shoot and kill all of them, then kill their whole family. She was fighting because... DOGGx0 03-07-2003, 03:50 AM Originally posted by ruffneck She was fighting because... she had a cocaine problem. "i love it when it snows" were her last words. i thought she was a..... ruffneck119 03-07-2003, 03:53 AM buffalo, but it turned out to be her mom. I was chasing the white rabit... Magic Man 03-07-2003, 04:01 AM Originally posted by ruffneck buffalo, but it turned out to be her mom. when Morpheus came along and told me what the matrix was and I went all mental and tried to bong the cat. When in Rome... seldomTap 03-07-2003, 06:49 AM Originally posted by Magic Man when Morpheus came along and told me what the matrix was and I went all mental and tried to bong the cat. When in Rome... eat spaghetti and slap Italians Magic Man 03-07-2003, 08:07 AM Originally posted by seldomTap eat spaghetti and slap Italians haha. Seldomtap really loves his job because he is... JasonLeonardOBE 03-07-2003, 10:41 AM Originally posted by Magic Man haha. Seldomtap really loves his job because he is... A ****ing lifer. Magic Man on the other hand is fool because... Allison 03-07-2003, 10:43 AM Originally posted by JasonLeonardOBE A ****ing lifer. Magic Man on the other hand is fool because... He doesn't move to Florida, marry me, and draw me pictures all day while I get pedicures and eat chocolates. Adam told me last night... Fallout 03-07-2003, 10:52 AM Originally posted by Allison He doesn't move to Florida, marry me, and draw me pictures all day while I get pedicures and eat chocolates. Adam told me last night... That Tanner was a good lay The reason that Bush is such a moron is...... handjobs4dollars 03-07-2003, 11:05 AM Originally posted by Creed That Tanner was a good lay The reason that Bush is such a moron is...... because mokey's have married into his family and his mom beat him as a child. I don't do coke because... Allison 03-07-2003, 11:07 AM I'm scared I'll lose too much weight. I hate Creed because... handjobs4dollars 03-07-2003, 11:09 AM that canadian bastard puts maple sryup on everything. Allison is wearing a big ass hate because.. Lei Tong 03-07-2003, 11:57 AM ...it fits her big ass cranium. My fiancee hates me because... Nina 03-07-2003, 12:04 PM Originally posted by Lei Tong ...it fits her big ass cranium. My fiancee hates me because... I like to pretend she's Raul, the pool cleaner. Adam likes to... Lei Tong 03-07-2003, 12:07 PM ... dress like this when he's alone: http://www.vanderbilt.edu/dining/images/funstuff/fall2002/21.jpg During his last training session, Dave was completely and utterly owned by... DOGGx0 03-07-2003, 12:32 PM a little old lady of 62 years old. nina is on my dick like a..... Magic Man 03-07-2003, 08:03 PM ...house on fire. Dogg^xo is a really stupid... ruffneck119 03-07-2003, 09:20 PM because he is only ten years old and lives in a shoe box. People who rollerblade in San Fransico are... HockeyFighter 03-07-2003, 09:26 PM ..ghey I am whipped because....... handjobs4dollars 03-07-2003, 09:29 PM you like being the woman. The movie that I should watch tonight is. Bzob 03-07-2003, 09:31 PM 5th Eliment I need to make sure i tune up our sable because..... HockeyFighter 03-07-2003, 09:33 PM ....Kato said so My sister is a ***** because..... Bzob 03-07-2003, 09:36 PM Hates money too I am in my basement posting while Kato is upstairs with Andrez and Uribi and her mom are watching a movie because.... ruffneck119 03-07-2003, 09:38 PM you want to kill those *****es and Kato won't let you blow. The red tree was... HockeyFighter 03-07-2003, 09:39 PM ......I skinned a man on it I hate steven Segal because..... Bzob 03-07-2003, 09:41 PM he is above the law I have holes on my skivies because.... ruffneck119 03-07-2003, 09:42 PM you recieved them in prison. When you walk around naked in the Library... realkaps 03-07-2003, 10:14 PM You quickly learn that not all librians are lesbians. Kimura sucks so much **** that..... Fallout 03-07-2003, 11:38 PM He is almost as bad as kaps The hated thread sucks because..... handjobs4dollars 03-07-2003, 11:42 PM we don't hate creed enough in are post. Gman is the man because... Fallout 03-07-2003, 11:44 PM He paid people to tell him he was the sky is blue because handjobs4dollars 03-07-2003, 11:46 PM creeds teeth are green. The reason gman doesn't get the *****es is... Fallout 03-07-2003, 11:48 PM He is one Ensanity got robbed of the title of best poster because..... Curly Howard 03-07-2003, 11:49 PM I'm the best EVA!!!!!!!!!! Creed rides baroni's jock because? handjobs4dollars 03-07-2003, 11:49 PM He says he's playa smooth all the time. The reason Gman got robbed in most disirable guy is because... Fallout 03-07-2003, 11:51 PM He isn't disirable I will ban you both because.... Curly Howard 03-07-2003, 11:51 PM You can't mods have no real power because handjobs4dollars 03-07-2003, 11:56 PM they are loser who will never get laid. Post whore are good people because.. LukeDothSucketh 03-08-2003, 12:13 AM ... they sacrifice real life to impress people on computers. The last time I had a manicure I... Curly Howard 03-08-2003, 12:14 AM felt like a girl when I jerk off I think about.......... handjobs4dollars 03-08-2003, 01:11 AM aunt may from the spider man movie. Tito won't fight chuck because... Tanner Rhoden 03-08-2003, 01:17 AM Chuck would kick his ass. I was born with three testicles because.. ruffneck119 03-08-2003, 01:27 AM Two are on your chin and the other hasn;t popped out yet. Drinking is the best thing for... Tanner Rhoden 03-08-2003, 01:47 AM Drunks I drink a lot because.... ruffneck119 03-08-2003, 01:49 AM it's an excuss for being stupid. I like to drink because... handjobs4dollars 03-08-2003, 01:51 AM you want to get your own set of ***** tits. Playstation 2 is a good thing becuase.. Tanner Rhoden 03-08-2003, 01:52 AM I like to foget about homosexul experiences Adam was born, bald, short and stupid because.. Tanner Rhoden 03-08-2003, 01:54 AM Originally posted by ruffneck it's an excuss for being stupid. I like to drink because... I like to forget about homosexual experiences People want to fight gman because... handjobs4dollars 03-08-2003, 02:04 AM he is so good looking. Tanner is a *** becuase... Tanner Rhoden 03-08-2003, 02:10 AM He's with Allison and no one else on this forum is. I win because... HockeyFighter 03-08-2003, 02:56 AM everyone's a winner. I have a hot girlfriend because...... Fallout 03-08-2003, 04:08 AM Originally posted by HockeyFighter everyone's a winner. I have a hot girlfriend because...... she is blind HockeyFighter's girlfriend is blind because.... realkaps 03-08-2003, 06:00 AM She looked at the sun to long. Creed should be banned because....... amunra 03-08-2003, 08:15 AM whenever I glance at his avatar it reminds me of Shaq. If allison really has insane massive cleavage...... Magic Man 03-08-2003, 08:21 AM Originally posted by amunra whenever I glance at his avatar it reminds me of Shaq. If allison really has insane massive cleavage...... ...then I want to be a dildo that she sticks between them. Tanner Rhoden is gay because... amunra 03-08-2003, 08:23 AM Originally posted by Magic Man ...then I want to be a dildo that she sticks between them. Tanner Rhoden is gay because... ....he gets to stick his dick between them, No really, Tanner is gay because........... Magic Man 03-08-2003, 09:49 AM Originally posted by amunra ....he gets to stick his dick between them, No really, Tanner is gay because........... he like's to wear provocative tight leather get ups in front of priests. Allison is a lesbian because... VulgarTheClown 03-08-2003, 12:58 PM she is afradi of dick, just like Money..... LukeDothSucketh 03-08-2003, 01:04 PM needs tweezers and a microscope to jack off I don't like to eat cow testicles... Bluecifer 03-08-2003, 01:06 PM Originally posted by LukeDothSucketh needs tweezers and a microscope to jack off I don't like to eat cow testicles... Because they stick to the roof of your mouth... Money is as funny.... LukeDothSucketh 03-08-2003, 01:07 PM as the time my doctor told me he wanted to see if he could find my right testicle. I like hamburgers because... Bluecifer 03-08-2003, 01:09 PM Originally posted by LukeDothSucketh as the time my doctor told me he wanted to see if he could find my right testicle. I like hamburgers because... Charred animal flesh rules! Creeds avatar is scary because... VulgarTheClown 03-08-2003, 01:10 PM Originally posted by LukeDothSucketh as the time my doctor told me he wanted to see if he could find my right testicle. I like hamburgers because... they are evil The white man must be destroyed because.... LukeDothSucketh 03-08-2003, 01:42 PM they are evil. I'm posting here because... Bluecifer 03-08-2003, 01:44 PM Originally posted by VulgarTheClown they are evil The white man must be destroyed because.... Because world peace will finally be achieved when everyone is the same color as me. if Bob Sapp wanted to take you... LukeDothSucketh 03-08-2003, 01:51 PM I'd hit it. I can't seem to find a light bulb... Bluecifer 03-08-2003, 03:53 PM because like my heart, it's darker than a thousand midnights... The stay hard cream will short circuit the auto-suck if... seldomTap 03-09-2003, 10:08 PM Originally posted by LukeDothSucketh I'd hit it. I can't seem to find a light bulb... to stick up my ass. Its about time that G-Man... Magic Man 03-10-2003, 04:05 AM ...raped seldomtap and gave him a pearl necklace. The death of Julia Ceasar was very catastrophic for... seldomTap 03-10-2003, 05:21 PM the many secret gay lovers he had around acnient rome. One of which was Magic Man, who was best known for... Magic Man 03-10-2003, 08:04 PM being absolutely a straight person who had boning sessions with Cleopatra and her camel bitten titty. On the other hand, Julius liked to ream Seldomtap's ass because... seldomTap 03-10-2003, 08:06 PM it was tight like a tiger. Cleopatra and her camel bitten titty were too much woman for magic man, so she oiled him up and threw him in with the Homo's, where he learnt... Magic Man 03-10-2003, 08:14 PM that he could kill gay men with his bare hands and a battle cry not unlike that of Xena's. Shane Warne is a fat stupid retarded **** who likes seldomtap... seldomTap 03-10-2003, 08:16 PM cause Seldomtap is an idol to millions and a role model to all. Magic and Seldom will roll again soon, where Seldom will put on another grappling clinic... JasonLeonardOBE 03-10-2003, 08:35 PM ..focusng on sweaty manloving. Steve Irwin is the Godfather of outback... Magic Man 03-10-2003, 08:39 PM ...sexual intercourse with wild Seldomtaps. Magic Man will apply a destructive ball protector face slam on Seldomtap because... seldomTap 03-10-2003, 08:40 PM he has had a long time dream of making me chew his nuts. Seldom will not fall to this attack... JasonLeonardOBE 03-10-2003, 08:42 PM ...because he will be too busy courting the Yowie for favors. Jacko is the greatest aussie who ever lived because... Magic Man 03-10-2003, 08:44 PM he eats batteries. Jason Leonard OBE is gay because seldomTap 03-10-2003, 09:33 PM he is both Canadian and of French heriatge! magic is gay because... DOGGx0 03-10-2003, 09:39 PM i said so! he is my ho! my trick.. the one i **** wit! i rule the universe because..... Curly Howard 03-10-2003, 09:49 PM you live in a fantasy world Silva can beat Tito because seldomTap 03-10-2003, 09:54 PM he could quite possibly land a very shot on Tito's chin, which would be something new for him. Chuck can beat Silva because... Magic Man 03-11-2003, 02:59 AM ..seldomtap is gay. 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