Alright fellas. Recently a great secret has been revealed to me so it has. Our silly muslims brothers made a critical mistake when naming our one true God. Aparently the correct spelling of Allah was actually supposed to be Alan, and the God they are referring to is in fact Alan Titchmarsh the cunting gardener.

It was a shock to me too lads. It's changed me whole belief system so it has. Now I have to pray facing me garden and if there is more weeds than rose bushes in me patch of heaven (aka me garden) then I'm afraid I'll go to cunting hell so I will.

So here's our real God fellas:
http://www.alantitchmarsh.com/Photos/ATonaLog.jpg

Praise Alan!

Alan akbar!

Death to the infidels!

This Alan is god

http://www.mathiassundin.se/uploaded_images/Alan_Shearer-792340.jpg

alans a dick.

the only reason i would have any respect for him is the off chance he may have shagged charley dimmock.

alans a dick.

the only reason i would have any respect for him is the off chance he may have shagged charley dimmock.

For that infidel, you will be stoned (with stones from an artfully decorated new patch of garden).

For that infidel, you will be stoned (with stones from an artfully decorated new patch of garden).

Beo, the fact that he is a sinful infidel is cunting bad enough, but to add insult to injury the lad says he'd respect someone for shagging a ginge :nonono:

Our God would never bang a ginge.

I'm heading to the rockery right now to pick up a few boulders for the stoning. Mere pebbles aint good enough.

Death to the infidel!

Alan Akbar!

Beo, the fact that he is an sinful infidel is cunting bad enough, but to add insult to injury the lad says he'd respect someone for shagging a ginge :nonono:

Our God would never bang a ginge.

I'm heading to the rockery right now to pick up a few boulders for the stoning. Mere pebbles aint good enough.

Death to the infidel!

Alan Akbar!



I grabbed a few spare stones from a tasteful water-feature. That kafir must die.

I grabbed a few spare stones from a tasteful water-feature. That kafir must die.
Nice one Beo! An example must be made of mickeyb to show the sinful infidels that we mean business.

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c55/spinalrap/behead.jpg

:crying: ARgh! aAiRhg! Orgh! Arrafh!

I regret Noooooooooothing!!

:crying: ARgh! aAiRhg! Orgh! Arrafh!

I regret Noooooooooothing!!

You will when my fellow Alan worshipers get their hands on yer:

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c55/spinalrap/alan2.jpg

Alan Partridge would've made for better gags.

jokas!!!!!!!!