I'll be going there in a couple of months. You convicts live a lot closer to New Zealand than I do so I guess some of you might be able to help.

They have sheep in Wales too, no need to go so far.

I'm on my exotic sheep fucking world tour.


The Welsh sheep are all taken by the locals. They've got pretty strong sheep lust there.

Never been to new Zealand...But i have seen lord of the rings and flight of the conchords

never been. hot tips..

dont piss off any maoris

and if someone is talking about sex make sure they dont mean the number six.

never been. hot tips..

dont piss off any maoris

and if someone is talking about sex make sure they dont mean the number six.

I'm going to be ordering lots of f'sh and ch'ps and when I get to Australia I'll be ordering some feeeeeesh and cheeeeeps.

very good. fluent in aussie bogan talk already. impressive.

very good. fluent in aussie bogan talk already. impressive.

I just love taking the piss out of your colonial accents. Of course I'll be more vicious to the Aussies. The South Seas Poms aren't nearly as bad as you convicts.