either because I caught myself in my zipper, when the piles of paper in my office have gotten unacceptably high, during sex, and whenever a dog gets killed in a movie. I'm very sensitive.

*****

Originally posted by Christopher Chaos
*****

No I'm not. I'm just sensitive. Mostly on the underside of my penis.

You must bawl during Old Yeller.

I cry during romantic comedies

Yes I do. And I'm secure enough in my masculinity to admit it. Also, sometimes when I tap my GF, I cry ala Jens Pulver style. That guy cry's over EVERY win. I only cry over the hard fought ones.

"You must bawl during Old Yeller."


you have to be a monster to keep a dry eye during that film.

I cry after bad sexual experiences

Originally posted by Aaron Suave
"You must bawl during Old Yeller."


you have to be a monster to keep a dry eye during that film.

Damn straight!

Originally posted by The Ensanity
I cry after bad sexual experiences

Like what kind of experiences?

When the guy doesn't give him the reach-around.

Originally posted by Blue Bulldogge
Like what kind of experiences? Prematures, cant find he cooter, extremely uglo *****es

Originally posted by LukeDothSucketh
When the guy doesn't give him the reach-around. that too...I hate that

PWN3D.

Originally posted by The Ensanity
Prematures, cant find he cooter, extremely uglo *****es

Me too. All good examples. After the uglo, *****es I feel dirty for days.

UGLY PEOPLE NEED LOVIN TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I shower twice after an uglo, and cry in the corner of the shower kneeling down

they definetly do. Imagine being ugly and sexually frustrated, that is the cause of alot of the world's problems.

Originally posted by Curly Howard
UGLY PEOPLE NEED LOVIN TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And they'll get it. It'll just cost a bit more.

To end a drought, Ill pork an uglo's cooter. So i spread the love.

Originally posted by The Ensanity
To end a drought, Ill pork an uglo's cooter. So i spread the love.

That's just good kharma. I guess that in a way, your a philanthropist.

phi·lan·thro·py ( P ) Pronunciation Key (f-lnthr-p)
n. pl. phi·lan·thro·pies
The effort or inclination to increase the well-being of humankind, as by charitable aid or donations.
Love of humankind in general.
Something, such as an activity or institution, intended to promote human welfare.

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i guess i am

When you pork an uglos cooter, you're sending positive energy into the world, perhaps keeping a disgruntled postal worker from bringing an AK-47 to work and slaughtering his co-workers. Your a good man Ensanity, keep up the good work!

Originally posted by Blue Bulldogge
Your a good man Ensanity, keep up the good work! I will...As of right now, im planning on ****in this white butter face I use to go to school with. BALLS DEEP IN COOTER GOODNESS

SOUNDS COOTER-LICIOUS!

Originally posted by Blue Bulldogge
SOUNDS COOTER-LICIOUS! ITS COOTASTIC

Would you say it's COOTERTABULOUS!? OR maybe even COOTERIFFIC!?

COOTERFUL

COOTERTACULAR?

COOTERSATIONAL...that one sucked, you win

WOOHOOO! SWEET VICTORY!! *breaks down and cries*

I also cry sometimes when I drink.

HAHAHHAHAHAHA

A crying drunk

What's wrong with that?

You get TOO emotional over stupid ****

That may be true. Yesterday, I started crying at the strip club when I ran out of one's.

i'm crying right now

Second-degree burns turn the skin bright red. The skin can also appear blistered, swollen and moist in appearance. Blisters are the distinguishing characteristic of second-degree burns. Second-degree burns are extremely painful.

Originally posted by Blue Bulldogge
That may be true. Yesterday, I started crying at the strip club when I ran out of one's. NEVER CRY OVER THAT...pretend you have money, and try to game up the strippers.

Originally posted by The Ensanity
NEVER CRY OVER THAT...pretend you have money, and try to game up the strippers.

That's good advice. Last time I just got up off the rack and used my ATM to get $80 more bucks.

Originally posted by Blue Bulldogge
That's good advice. Last time I just got up off the rack and used my ATM to get $80 more bucks. No. I never give a ***** more than 2 dollars...If im out of money, **** em and try to **** em

Originally posted by Cesaro
i'm crying right now

Second-degree burns turn the skin bright red. The skin can also appear blistered, swollen and moist in appearance. Blisters are the distinguishing characteristic of second-degree burns. Second-degree burns are extremely painful.

how did you do that?

i hate burns

I cry during all the Rocky movies except number 5. When Mickey dies, I lose it

MMMMIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by Curly Howard
how did you do that?

it all boils down to the fact that i'm a huge ****ing idiot. i have a jeep and i've been doing stupid **** with it. anyway i'm on my way home and my wheel feels like its about to fall off. i get home and theres smoking coming off of it and for some reason i touch it.

i don't care about the jeep its under warranty, but i have a massive sized blister on my finger.

i sometimes cry when people on the internet call me midget and make short jokes about me.

i sometimes cry when i think about sex because all i can think of is sexually transmitted diseases.

i sometimes cry when i think about sitting all alone in ensanity's pocket.

i sometimes cry when i have a fart that wants to peak outta my butt... and i squeeze and squeeze and it just won't come out.

i sometimes cry and thats all... i just do.

Originally posted by seldomTap
I cry during all the Rocky movies except number 5. When Mickey dies, I lose it

That scene was a real tear jerker.

- The Jake

No ****...I get choked up just remembering it...how Rocky went out and fought with that going on to his father figure is beyond me

I cry every single time somebody makes fun of me on the internet.

I cry when I think puppy's, thier so cute.

I cry one single tear out of my eye when I'm standing on the highway in my indian outfit and somebody throws trash out thier car window.

Originally posted by seldomTap
No ****...I get choked up just remembering it...how Rocky went out and fought with that going on to his father figure is beyond me

Powerful stuff that...

I dunno how he did it... I don't think I could have gone on.... lol.

- The Jake

Originally posted by gman
I cry every single time somebody makes fun of me on the internet.

I cry when I think puppy's, thier so cute.

I cry one single tear out of my eye when I'm standing on the highway in my indian outfit and somebody throws trash out thier car window.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That's funny!

HI

Hello

http://www.sweatshoppress.com/Spidey.jpg

http://www.mtholyoke.edu/~kaspella/xmenpictures/punlogo.jpg

Originally posted by The Ensanity
http://www.mtholyoke.edu/~kaspella/xmenpictures/punlogo.jpg


Could someone take this pic and make it the right size for an av? I have been looking for this for quite some time!

http://www.bnl.gov/bnlweb/history/Nobel/images/doodle-pad-w2.gif

Is that the Punisher's logo?

http://limbo.netpath.net/doodle.gif

I cry in the middle of the night when I remember Antonio Inokis chin, I feel Im chased by that chin everywhere I go.

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid54/pa028fe93748c68cf9addda6c9be2d220/fc8b4e23.jpg

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid54/pa028fe93748c68cf9addda6c9be2d220/fc8b4e23.jpg

All I see is a red X

Why can't I edit my post?

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid54/pa028fe93748c68cf9addda6c9be2d220/fc8b4e23.jpg

Nevermind I found it.......DUH

YAY, My life is complete

Originally posted by Piedra
I cry in the middle of the night when I remember Antonio Inokis chin, I feel Im chased by that chin everywhere I go.

NO ****! That is one GIANORMOUS chin. I wonder if him and Jay Leno are 1/2 brothers. Hmmmmmmm.

Well Jay leno is a great competitor but maybe If Carl Lewis didnt have his chin operation long ago he would be the super heavychin champion of the world.

All it takes for a big chin is just to combine humatrope with your meals. Antonio Inoki

You read Nabokov, Piedra?

Yes I read a lot the work of Vladimir Nabokov if you are kind of interested try to read Terra Incognita by him the best short story I ever read and nothing to do with the literary genre of lolita.

By the way do you or anyone could tell me where to get Inokis T-shirt he used when he arrived in a parachute at pride schockwave?

I read it and agree that it rocks. He has a very strange writing style. I don't know where to get the Inoki shirts. Have you tried the Pride website?

Also, I cried last night when Kenny died on Southpark. It was a very emotional episode.

I cried watching Lilo & Stitch

Ohana means family and nobody in behind or forgotten

i cried when I fell off my bike.

I cried tears of joy when Lindland beat Baroni

I cried when I watched the crying game.

Did you guys see Brain's Song?

Originally posted by Curly Howard
I cried tears of joy when Lindland beat Baroni

I also wept watching that mauling

best fight EVA!!!!!!

Have you ever seen "My Life"

how bout "Simon Birch"

I cried when I won both of my awards today

I cried when I got my awards today too.

I cried when I did no win anything.....nobody likes me

I cried cause noone remembered me.......