and got **** on my finger

Dont type you sick ****

I got blood on my hand.

and then right after i got this lady i work with some coffee and I saw some poop still in the crack of my finger nail.

Originally posted by Lei Tong
I got blood on my hand.

While wiping your ass?

Yeah. But it wiped off pretty easy, so I went ahead and ate another chorizzo omelet.

great thread

poop

Nastee, I haven't pooped yet today, but I think I'll go now.

Did you stir her coffee with your finger? You should have.

Bzob that is absolutely disgusting.

If i ever meet you and Kato your never touching my food.

Are bleeding asses common? That would really stress me out! Lei Tong, you should get that looked at!

Hey, it helps the logs come out easier, so why ruin a good thing?

I don't know, it just seems disturbing!

if you have problems with the logs commin out eat more fruit.

that **** will come out with ease

That's pretty bad.

I did not know the poop was on my finger when i served the coffee so there is a good chance of ecoli poisoning.

F.Y.I. I would like to say I followed my massive meat eating log with some pretty sweet butt pee

mmmm....butt pee

I like to consume at least 10 8oz glasses of butt pee a day

Did you whip with or against the grain.

Butt Pee is a by product of beer.

It was a product of Mohawk Vodka 100 proof.

Originally posted by Bzob
It was a product of Mohawk Vodka 100 proof.

Ouch! That must've stung and burned. I find vodka is much less pleasant on it's way out.