Because drinking is good for you. Looks like I'll be pickled and living forever.


1) Greater longevity - White male drinkers live 3 to 4 percent longer
than
non-drinkers
2) Reduction in heart disease - 26% less chance of heart disease among
drinkers as compared to non-drinkers
3) Colds - drinkers were more resistant to 5 strains of the common
cold

In summary, I plan on quitting the gym today and looking forward to my 100 b-day as a grotesquely fat, red nosed booze-hound, who hasn't bought a box of Kleenex in 70 years. So kick your feet up and say it with me....
ariba, abajo, al medio, del entro.

Yeah, but you trade off the heart disease for liver disease.

Not If I shoot you.

Originally posted by Squezze
Yeah, but you trade off the heart disease for liver disease.

I have faith in science, I'm sure that in no time at all artificial cybernetic livers will be cheap, effective and readily available to the public

Originally posted by gman
Not If I shoot you.

Canadians can't shoot guns.

Originally posted by Blue Bulldogge
Canadians can't shoot guns.


HA HA , I am going to live to be 100