View Full Version : I just got done telling everyone in the office that i'd get donuts


Purity
03-04-2003, 11:44 AM
but now i changed my mind. i think i'm just gonna get a couple for myself and that's it. i know it's kinda ****ed up cause i think i'm the only affiliate of pacific states mortgage who hasn't, at one time or another, bought the entire company donuts in the morning.

but that's ok because i liven the place up with my occassional fits of rage and consistent sexually harrassing comments to the girls in processing.

it's all good :)

Curly Howard
03-04-2003, 11:45 AM
cheap bastard

GhosT^x0
03-04-2003, 11:45 AM
Jew boy.

DOGGx0
03-04-2003, 11:49 AM
have a happy hanuka, ***.

Purity
03-04-2003, 11:50 AM
haha! now everyone's coming into my office goin, "hey weren't you gonna get donuts?"
"yeah in a minute. check the cafeteria in about 20 minutes."

i am probably burning a lot of bridges but that's ok. i'm good at doing that. THEN i can sharpen my sales skills by trying to sincerely apologize to everyone and seeing how many people take the close. i bet that 8 outta 10 will believe me.

and that just makes me a more productive rep. short term loss for long term gain babae BABAE!!!!

GhosT^x0
03-04-2003, 11:53 AM
****ing jew boy.

If you told me you were buying donuts & didn't, I would take the fattest **** in your coffee.

DOGGx0
03-04-2003, 11:53 AM
very true. i am now seeing the logic. in any case..... happy hanuka.

Purity
03-04-2003, 11:56 AM
lol.

a title rep came in and gave me a few boxes of red hots yesterday. i think i'm just gonna pour them all onto a paper plate, set it in the cafeteria, and then tell everyone that i'll get the donuts next week.

Curly Howard
03-04-2003, 11:58 AM
What if someone was diabetic and needed those donuts and went in to shock and had seizures all because of your little plan?

If it was me I would get enough so that I was one short then let the games being.

Bzob
03-04-2003, 12:00 PM
I like purity more and more every day, I am going to call off my wedding to gman

Purity
03-04-2003, 12:01 PM
psmsacahalan: hey
iloanfury: :-)
psmsacahalan: what kind of donuts are you going to get? :-)
iloanfury: what kind do you want?
psmsacahalan: i dont really even like donuts that much. but for some reason i want you to get them
psmsacahalan: i like the twisty kind w/ chocolate on top
iloanfury: wouldn't that be ****ed if i came in with 2 donuts and just ate them in fronna you
psmsacahalan: funny, though
iloanfury: and made sexual moans as i chewed them
psmsacahalan: that would just be nasty
iloanfury: OOHHHHHH the CHOCOLATE BABY!!!!!
iloanfury: *slurpping sounds*
iloanfury: :-D

Bella
03-04-2003, 12:07 PM
I find this quite entertaining.

Bluecifer
03-04-2003, 12:08 PM
LMAO at you fits of rage and consistent sexual harassment! Typical LO!

DOGGx0
03-04-2003, 12:10 PM
i find tony to be a quite disturbed and mentally challenged individual.

Bella
03-04-2003, 12:12 PM
Now that's the pot calling the kettle black, Prince Albert.

Purity
03-04-2003, 12:14 PM
Originally posted by Dogg^x0
i find tony to be a quite disturbed and mentally challenged individual.

now i get the tag where all i did was pour a bunch of red hots everywhere. meanwhile matt can talk about slicing open human bodies and eating their innards while masterbating in peanut butter all day long.

GhosT^x0
03-04-2003, 12:17 PM
God damn right he can.

DOGGx0
03-04-2003, 12:18 PM
you are very confused. matt is dimented. his challenges have nothing to do with being disturbed and/or mentally challenged. look at your signature, look at your avatar... remember your last avatar? i hear one word out of your mouth more than others..... BEER. Thats all you say now. i don't even get a "hey bro, hows it going...". i get "Hey OOOse! ....... BEER". You are lost in a puddle of beer, tony. you are disturbed. you are mentally challenged. btw, thank you for chuckin that ****in pool stick last night and making me dodge that ****er. i enjoyed watching stucko off the wall drop all over the pool table and my head. good going, buddy.

Curly Howard
03-04-2003, 12:21 PM
I hate when lovers take there disputes public.......Calm down you two. Maybe if you gave him something to come home to Dogg he wouldn't drink so much. Fix yourself up a little

Purity
03-04-2003, 01:06 PM
actually curly, i didn't chuck it at him. in my defense i chucked it at the table in hopes of it breaking on the table.
when in reality it just bounced off the table and went straight for him. an honest mistake

DOGGx0
03-04-2003, 01:57 PM
you look for every little way to kill me, mr. soto. eat ****. i know the truth about you......

Purity
03-04-2003, 02:00 PM
alright *******S!!!

i went out and got the ****ing donuts, are you HAPPY???

actually it was pretty cool cause there was this dude in the donut store that looked exactly like george carlin. i was like:
"dude, you look just like george carlin!!"
"yeah i know man."
"yeah except you-"
"don't have the ponytail."
"EXACTLY!!!"