At LemonChiff's request this thread has been posted for him. Come on Mr Chiff, strut your stuff son, we wanna get to know yer.

... keep it real my ******.



1. Who is your favourite boxer? And why?

2. What is your favourite film?

3. Favourite book?

4. LemonChiff, it's well known that men buy big cars to compensate for a lack of trousersnake, now, seeing as Eubank has the biggest road going vehicle in all of Britain......does this mean he is packing less than Smokin'?

5. Mr Chiff, we’ve all seen you arguing with your alts, and the rumour that is going round is that they are considering all out rebellion as they dislike you so much.

Can you tell us why your alts always seek to argue with you and discredit you. Where does the beef stem from son?

6. Chiffster, Michael Nunn Vs A rabid nun? Remember, the nun has god on her side..... so could Nunn overcome adversity and get the win?

7. Picture the scene, you've recently met a girl who you like, and you want to set-up a first proper date, as it were. Which of the following would you most likely choose?

a) A date in a fast-food restaurant, followed by a drink down the local boozer.
b) A night out at the cinema to watch the new Bruce Willis action movie.
c) A date at the new sophisticated Thai restaurant.
d) Or, last but not least, a cosy night in at your place watching your Chris Eubank career DVD, with a bottle of red wine?

8. Who is your favorite band/artist?

9. Being the straight man in the Jack and Chiff show must gall you sometimes. Do you ever feel like reversing roles and playing the joker?

10. Which ten words would you say describe you best?





Cheers in advance for taking the time to answer our questions Mr Chiff. You and all your different personalities are stars so youse are :luvbed:

1. Nigel Benn. His career was just one huge rollercoaster ride. You were guaranteed the chimes of Big Ben then a good ****ing scrap, there would be shouts of "Come on, Nige! Go on Nige!" from every single pub in the country. 22 straight brutal KO's, ridiculously exciting fights with Logan and Watson, beat up DeWitt and Barkley in their backyard in real exciting fights, came back from defeats to win world titles in backyards against all the odds and defended them against the Barkley's, Eubank's and McClellan's of this world. Legde.


2. Midnight Run - I just like the substance. Also, the comedy not too extreme, the violence not too extreme, and this allows it to touch your soul. There's suspense, excitement, it's makes you laugh, it's got everything.

A film that takes two personalities which clash, and learn to get along with each other, to where they actually care for one another in the end. That's just pretty cool.

But most of all I like the substance.

Ight.


3. The Thought Gang. Apart from the best ever opening paragraph I have ever read and the fact that every page (except one short one) has a word that begins with the letter Z, this is a very funny, very eloquent book.

(Dark Trade: Lost in Boxing by Donald McRae would be a close runner-up)


4. Hoff, Smokin' is a clean-cut North American hero


CHIFF


5. Haven't got a clue what your talking about.


6. Not telling.

(Nunn has a good left uppercut to the body)


7. a. But she'd have to be abit of posh, as that would actually turn me on in a weird kind of way, like I'm in charge because this is my territory.

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Then I'd put on a pair of boxing gloves and beat her round the head.


8. Jason Kay


9. Peep Show


10. In your eyes, I get lost, I get washed away.






















































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Thankeu for taking the time to answer our questions Mr Chiff. I have one further question though: Have yer got any red injun blood in yer, and are you in any way related to our kaygay?

The other day I heard someone refer to you as Big Chiff Sitting ****.

You make me sick

You make me sick

Don't make me edit you Mr Chiff.

You're cruising for a bruising son.

good work, Mr. Chiff

good choice on the nigel benn, thats who i'd have picked aswell.

what i always think about nige is the fact that he always improved with every fight. Naturally i reckon Eubank was the best fighter, but Nige was the consumate student of the game. He never stopped learning, and you can see that throughout his career.

1. Nigel Benn. His career was just one huge rollercoaster ride. You were guaranteed the chimes of Big Ben then a good ****ing scrap, there would be shouts of "Come on, Nige! Go on Nige!" from every single pub in the country. 22 straight brutal KO's, ridiculously exciting fights with Logan and Watson, beat up DeWitt and Barkley in their backyard in real exciting fights, came back from defeats to win world titles in backyards against all the odds and defended them against the Barkley's, Eubank's and McClellan's of this world. Legde.



i agree with this. the dark destroyer is the best

nigel benns got nice shoes

i agree with this. the dark destroyer is the best

Only man to knockdown (let alone knockout) Robbie 'my half-brother is Marvin Hagler' Sims