View Full Version : I got my license!
dead__last 03-03-2003, 05:44 PM I just wanted to tell everyone I got my license and I am all proud and I feel like bragging. It took me more than a month to build up the courage to go for my license and I am quite surprised I got it the first time. I barely passed too so I guess I got lucky. Now I just need my own car...
The Ensanity 03-03-2003, 05:45 PM congrats young one
HockeyFighter 03-03-2003, 05:45 PM Start working more then.
Bluecifer 03-03-2003, 05:47 PM Congrats little man, before you know it you'll be bangin' cheer leaders in the backseat.
HockeyFighter 03-03-2003, 05:47 PM Oh yeah, and way to go. I'll send you a road map of how to get to my place. I expect you here this weekend.
dead__last 03-03-2003, 05:48 PM Yeah right Chris, I love you, but not that much.
HockeyFighter 03-03-2003, 05:49 PM Originally posted by Blue Bulldogge
Congrats little man, before you know it you'll be bangin' cheer leaders in the backseat.
I certainly hope not. That would leave me in a weird situation being that dead_last is my girlfriend and all.
Bluecifer 03-03-2003, 05:51 PM Originally posted by HockeyFighter
I certainly hope not. That would leave me in a weird situation being that dead_last is my girlfriend and all.
What?! I thought you were gay?
HockeyFighter 03-03-2003, 05:52 PM Creed only wishes
VulgarTheClown 03-03-2003, 06:06 PM tell me the first time you have a cheerleader smoke your **** while your driving.
or
met me know when you get to slam a ***** in her ass in the trunk.
Purity 03-03-2003, 06:40 PM i failed my test 5 times before i passed.
and i failed my real estate exam 3 times.
Bluecifer 03-03-2003, 06:50 PM Damn, did they make you take a breathalyzer or something?
HockeyFighter 03-03-2003, 06:50 PM I got mine the first time with 6 demerits which the instructor just took off at the end because i didn't ahve to do a parallel park. It was 40 something degrees (celcius) and I lived in a small enough city that the instructor couldn't find any place for me to do my park. In the 3 1/2 years I have had my licence I have still never parallel parked.
Purity 03-03-2003, 08:11 PM Originally posted by Blue Bulldogge
Damn, did they make you take a breathalyzer or something?
lol!!
i was actually a pothead back then.
Fallout 03-03-2003, 11:10 PM Seeing as dead__last is a woman, I would love to see her ****ing cheerleaders in the backseat of her car. They can do amazign things with strap-ons these days
VulgarTheClown 03-03-2003, 11:12 PM she is?
my bad.
no not my bad there are dude cheerleaders
If you start moving a pound of weed every week you'll have a new ride sittin' on dubs in no time.
handjobs4dollars 03-03-2003, 11:14 PM I'm guessing she will do some cheerleaders. A woman willing to date hockey will do anything.
Bluecifer 03-03-2003, 11:15 PM I like you Zen, and yes, younb are correct sir.
zioxoiz 03-03-2003, 11:20 PM do you have pubes? is that your next goal? :)
HockeyFighter 03-03-2003, 11:38 PM She shaves her pubes. I would know. Don't be mean Justin.
VulgarTheClown 03-03-2003, 11:39 PM yeah justin
handjobs4dollars 03-03-2003, 11:41 PM Originally posted by HockeyFighter
She shaves her pubes. I would know. Don't be mean Justin.
more then i wanted to know. By the way I trim my pubes, to make my dick look bigger.
VulgarTheClown 03-03-2003, 11:45 PM i thave all of it but a small ammount right above the shaft
handjobs4dollars 03-03-2003, 11:48 PM I made mine look like a elephant with the penis as the trunk.
Bluecifer 03-04-2003, 12:21 AM Originally posted by gman
more then i wanted to know. By the way I trim my pubes, to make my dick look bigger.
Yeah, that's ****in hgay
zioxoiz 03-04-2003, 12:22 AM I am mean.
zioxoiz 03-04-2003, 12:22 AM and I like it.
Prince 03-04-2003, 12:27 AM **** driving. having people haul you around because you're laziest loser within a 400 mile vicinity is the best. yes i do speak from experience.
dead__last 03-04-2003, 01:03 AM I think I have to pay Gordan a visit.
HockeyFighter 03-04-2003, 01:04 AM It's Gordon dumbass
dead__last 03-04-2003, 01:06 AM Same difference Bum Head. :cuss:
HockeyFighter 03-04-2003, 01:07 AM :lovers: :angel: :love: :)
dead__last 03-04-2003, 01:09 AM Don't try get all cute and lovey dovey with me. Going to see GORDON isn't very attractive.
Curly Howard 03-04-2003, 01:10 AM pwn3d
HockeyFighter 03-04-2003, 01:10 AM Your Gordon hole is cool
HockeyFighter 03-04-2003, 01:11 AM I hate you curly
dead__last 03-04-2003, 01:11 AM Yeah cause you have some strange curiousity to stick your finger in him.
realkaps 03-04-2003, 01:13 AM Man Canadian people suck......
HockeyFighter 03-04-2003, 01:15 AM I hate you too kaps
Curly Howard 03-04-2003, 01:15 AM Originally posted by HockeyFighter
I hate you curly
I know but you still got pwn3d
HockeyFighter 03-30-2003, 03:12 AM Yes she does own me
amunra 03-30-2003, 03:35 AM got my license only 19 years ago, **** i'm old.
HockeyFighter 03-30-2003, 03:54 AM I was born 19 years ago
realkaps 03-30-2003, 03:57 AM I was 19 when I was your age......
ruffneck119 03-30-2003, 04:03 AM Bum head...
ruffneck119 03-30-2003, 04:04 AM http://www.imgmag.net/images/irish/photo008.jpg
realkaps 03-30-2003, 04:05 AM That pic is almost funny.....
HockeyFighter 03-30-2003, 04:06 AM wtf does that pic have to do with anything? It's been a month now and dead_last hasn't been in any accidents. So that is good.
realkaps 03-30-2003, 04:10 AM Accidents are fun.....
HockeyFighter 03-30-2003, 04:11 AM I remember mine when I was 16. $12,500 in damage later I was proud of myself.
realkaps 03-30-2003, 04:14 AM My first 2 accidents have been hit and runs, first one was when I was taking my car to get smogged, hit a parked Benz. Second one was in the parkinglot of Pizza Hut. I was backing out and I ran into a truck that was parked behind me......
amunra 03-30-2003, 05:47 AM that pic is hilarious, after 3 kids that is some funny ****. and no serious accidents to speak of(knock on wood)
realkaps 03-30-2003, 05:55 AM You are trying to own OT aintcha.....
amunra 03-30-2003, 08:12 AM almost there kaps
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