View Full Version : I got my license!


dead__last
03-03-2003, 05:44 PM
I just wanted to tell everyone I got my license and I am all proud and I feel like bragging. It took me more than a month to build up the courage to go for my license and I am quite surprised I got it the first time. I barely passed too so I guess I got lucky. Now I just need my own car...

The Ensanity
03-03-2003, 05:45 PM
congrats young one

HockeyFighter
03-03-2003, 05:45 PM
Start working more then.

Bluecifer
03-03-2003, 05:47 PM
Congrats little man, before you know it you'll be bangin' cheer leaders in the backseat.

HockeyFighter
03-03-2003, 05:47 PM
Oh yeah, and way to go. I'll send you a road map of how to get to my place. I expect you here this weekend.

dead__last
03-03-2003, 05:48 PM
Yeah right Chris, I love you, but not that much.

HockeyFighter
03-03-2003, 05:49 PM
Originally posted by Blue Bulldogge
Congrats little man, before you know it you'll be bangin' cheer leaders in the backseat.
I certainly hope not. That would leave me in a weird situation being that dead_last is my girlfriend and all.

Bluecifer
03-03-2003, 05:51 PM
Originally posted by HockeyFighter
I certainly hope not. That would leave me in a weird situation being that dead_last is my girlfriend and all.

What?! I thought you were gay?

HockeyFighter
03-03-2003, 05:52 PM
Creed only wishes

VulgarTheClown
03-03-2003, 06:06 PM
tell me the first time you have a cheerleader smoke your **** while your driving.

or

met me know when you get to slam a ***** in her ass in the trunk.

Purity
03-03-2003, 06:40 PM
i failed my test 5 times before i passed.
and i failed my real estate exam 3 times.

Bluecifer
03-03-2003, 06:50 PM
Damn, did they make you take a breathalyzer or something?

HockeyFighter
03-03-2003, 06:50 PM
I got mine the first time with 6 demerits which the instructor just took off at the end because i didn't ahve to do a parallel park. It was 40 something degrees (celcius) and I lived in a small enough city that the instructor couldn't find any place for me to do my park. In the 3 1/2 years I have had my licence I have still never parallel parked.

Purity
03-03-2003, 08:11 PM
Originally posted by Blue Bulldogge
Damn, did they make you take a breathalyzer or something?

lol!!
i was actually a pothead back then.

Fallout
03-03-2003, 11:10 PM
Seeing as dead__last is a woman, I would love to see her ****ing cheerleaders in the backseat of her car. They can do amazign things with strap-ons these days

VulgarTheClown
03-03-2003, 11:12 PM
she is?

my bad.

no not my bad there are dude cheerleaders

Zen
03-03-2003, 11:13 PM
If you start moving a pound of weed every week you'll have a new ride sittin' on dubs in no time.

handjobs4dollars
03-03-2003, 11:14 PM
I'm guessing she will do some cheerleaders. A woman willing to date hockey will do anything.

Bluecifer
03-03-2003, 11:15 PM
I like you Zen, and yes, younb are correct sir.

zioxoiz
03-03-2003, 11:20 PM
do you have pubes? is that your next goal? :)

HockeyFighter
03-03-2003, 11:38 PM
She shaves her pubes. I would know. Don't be mean Justin.

VulgarTheClown
03-03-2003, 11:39 PM
yeah justin

handjobs4dollars
03-03-2003, 11:41 PM
Originally posted by HockeyFighter
She shaves her pubes. I would know. Don't be mean Justin.
more then i wanted to know. By the way I trim my pubes, to make my dick look bigger.

VulgarTheClown
03-03-2003, 11:45 PM
i thave all of it but a small ammount right above the shaft

handjobs4dollars
03-03-2003, 11:48 PM
I made mine look like a elephant with the penis as the trunk.

Bluecifer
03-04-2003, 12:21 AM
Originally posted by gman
more then i wanted to know. By the way I trim my pubes, to make my dick look bigger.

Yeah, that's ****in hgay

zioxoiz
03-04-2003, 12:22 AM
I am mean.

zioxoiz
03-04-2003, 12:22 AM
and I like it.

Prince
03-04-2003, 12:27 AM
**** driving. having people haul you around because you're laziest loser within a 400 mile vicinity is the best. yes i do speak from experience.

dead__last
03-04-2003, 01:03 AM
I think I have to pay Gordan a visit.

HockeyFighter
03-04-2003, 01:04 AM
It's Gordon dumbass

dead__last
03-04-2003, 01:06 AM
Same difference Bum Head. :cuss:

HockeyFighter
03-04-2003, 01:07 AM
:lovers: :angel: :love: :)

dead__last
03-04-2003, 01:09 AM
Don't try get all cute and lovey dovey with me. Going to see GORDON isn't very attractive.

Curly Howard
03-04-2003, 01:10 AM
pwn3d

HockeyFighter
03-04-2003, 01:10 AM
Your Gordon hole is cool

HockeyFighter
03-04-2003, 01:11 AM
I hate you curly

dead__last
03-04-2003, 01:11 AM
Yeah cause you have some strange curiousity to stick your finger in him.

realkaps
03-04-2003, 01:13 AM
Man Canadian people suck......

HockeyFighter
03-04-2003, 01:15 AM
I hate you too kaps

Curly Howard
03-04-2003, 01:15 AM
Originally posted by HockeyFighter
I hate you curly

I know but you still got pwn3d

HockeyFighter
03-30-2003, 03:12 AM
Yes she does own me

amunra
03-30-2003, 03:35 AM
got my license only 19 years ago, **** i'm old.

HockeyFighter
03-30-2003, 03:54 AM
I was born 19 years ago

realkaps
03-30-2003, 03:57 AM
I was 19 when I was your age......

ruffneck119
03-30-2003, 04:03 AM
Bum head...

ruffneck119
03-30-2003, 04:04 AM
http://www.imgmag.net/images/irish/photo008.jpg

realkaps
03-30-2003, 04:05 AM
That pic is almost funny.....

HockeyFighter
03-30-2003, 04:06 AM
wtf does that pic have to do with anything? It's been a month now and dead_last hasn't been in any accidents. So that is good.

realkaps
03-30-2003, 04:10 AM
Accidents are fun.....

HockeyFighter
03-30-2003, 04:11 AM
I remember mine when I was 16. $12,500 in damage later I was proud of myself.

realkaps
03-30-2003, 04:14 AM
My first 2 accidents have been hit and runs, first one was when I was taking my car to get smogged, hit a parked Benz. Second one was in the parkinglot of Pizza Hut. I was backing out and I ran into a truck that was parked behind me......

amunra
03-30-2003, 05:47 AM
that pic is hilarious, after 3 kids that is some funny ****. and no serious accidents to speak of(knock on wood)

realkaps
03-30-2003, 05:55 AM
You are trying to own OT aintcha.....

amunra
03-30-2003, 08:12 AM
almost there kaps