TheHoff!
06-25-2007, 07:24 PM
It's been a while fellas. Me and laddies creative juices dried up for a long time so they did, but we're back with an extended version of Get to know a Limey. This time it's our Buddy, so without further ado...Buddy Chacon, step on down!
1. Who is your favourite boxer? And why?
2. What is your favourite film?
3. Favourite book?
4. Buddy, The old server crashes used to be as short as Exige, but these new crashes go on longer than a Forever Bled rant - how would you sort out this menace of a problem?
5. Buddy, as a 5 foot 5 former amateur boxer, you are entitled to join boxingscene’s band of fighting pygmies. If exige, Asian Sensation and Versy offered you a spot on their team, which of these four courses of action would you take? And why…
a) Put on shoes with six inch heels and tower above them, then say “I’m not short at all fellas, you have me mistaken”.
b) Insist that you don’t believe the races should mix and there is no way you would join up with a big dicked ****** and a pin dick pinoy…then try and run away with exige.
c) Happily join up, stating how proud you are to be fighting for all men who are vertically challenged.
d) Ignore the offer and carry on as you were, making 25 threads a day and shagging 9 different birds a day.
6. Oscar Wilde once said “Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth”.
Do you think that Oscar was trying to say that everyone should have an alt, just so cunts can flame anonymously and say what they really think?
7. Romeo & Juliet, Napoleon & Josephine, Bonny & Clyde, Antony & Cleopatra, Scarlett O’Hara & Rhett Butler, Sherlock Holmes & Doctor Watson and Dynamite Dye & Kaynan are all famous, passionate and great lovers, but they had/have all found someone with whom they could/can share their love with.
Can you truly call yourself a great lover if you have not yet found someone to share your love with? Or were these great lovers merely selfish individuals who should have thought of others and not restricted access to their beef bayonets (or beef curtains) to just to one person?
8. Who is your favorite band/artist?
9. Buddy, we’ve noticed that you have a preference for slightly portly ladies. We’ve also noticed how much you dislike Feisty Wench. Does your dislike of her stem from the fact that she is thin? If you resent thin ladies it’s ok buddy, we’re here to help so we are.
10. Buddy, in a royal rumble, which of these characters from famous films from the 80’s would come out on top, and why?
a) The BMX bandits.
b) John McClane.
c) Ferris Bueller.
d) Private Pyle (aka kingdosia).
e) Connor ‘The Highlander’ MacLeod.
f) The Karate Kid.
g) Ben Richards (from The Running Man).
h) Number 5 (aka Johnny 5 from Short Circuit).
i) Scott Howard (aka Teen Wolf).
j) Travis Brickley (Chris Penn in Best of the Best).
11. Buddy, KingDosia's abnormally large head gets chopped off and spins into the vastness of space before becoming stuck in the singularity of a black hole.... slowly the fabric of space and time start to tear apart and the death of the universe is imminent when suddenly god appears before you and tells of a paradox that can return the universe to normal:
"Buddy" He says in his deep majestic voice. "Would thou choose to save the universe? if so then you must choose to erase something from this dimension permanently from reality." God ponders for a moment and sternly replies: "The 80's must be sacrificed - big hair and bright clothes and an entire decade of chick flicks and yes.... sadly, Richard Grieco must also perish - Wilst thou do it for the sake of all that is and all that ever will be? or will thee sink into the dark abyss along with The Breakfast club and Michael J. Fox?"
12. And for our final question: Buddy, this is the first paragraph of a book I am reading:
Unhappy men are all alike. Some wound they suffered long ago, some wish denied, some blow to pride, some kindling spark of love put out by scorn – or worse, indifference – cleaves to them, or they to it, and so they live each day within a shroud of yesterdays. The happy man does not look back. He doesn’t look ahead. He lives in the present.
Sometimes Buddy, I have read your posts and seen the sadness inherent in your mournful words. So how can we help you Buddy me old mucker? Is life treating you well at the moment?
And that's it Buddy me old mucker. Thanks for taking the time to answer our questions and sorry for the delay. T'was writers block don't you know, me and laddie suffer from it occassionally.
1. Who is your favourite boxer? And why?
2. What is your favourite film?
3. Favourite book?
4. Buddy, The old server crashes used to be as short as Exige, but these new crashes go on longer than a Forever Bled rant - how would you sort out this menace of a problem?
5. Buddy, as a 5 foot 5 former amateur boxer, you are entitled to join boxingscene’s band of fighting pygmies. If exige, Asian Sensation and Versy offered you a spot on their team, which of these four courses of action would you take? And why…
a) Put on shoes with six inch heels and tower above them, then say “I’m not short at all fellas, you have me mistaken”.
b) Insist that you don’t believe the races should mix and there is no way you would join up with a big dicked ****** and a pin dick pinoy…then try and run away with exige.
c) Happily join up, stating how proud you are to be fighting for all men who are vertically challenged.
d) Ignore the offer and carry on as you were, making 25 threads a day and shagging 9 different birds a day.
6. Oscar Wilde once said “Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth”.
Do you think that Oscar was trying to say that everyone should have an alt, just so cunts can flame anonymously and say what they really think?
7. Romeo & Juliet, Napoleon & Josephine, Bonny & Clyde, Antony & Cleopatra, Scarlett O’Hara & Rhett Butler, Sherlock Holmes & Doctor Watson and Dynamite Dye & Kaynan are all famous, passionate and great lovers, but they had/have all found someone with whom they could/can share their love with.
Can you truly call yourself a great lover if you have not yet found someone to share your love with? Or were these great lovers merely selfish individuals who should have thought of others and not restricted access to their beef bayonets (or beef curtains) to just to one person?
8. Who is your favorite band/artist?
9. Buddy, we’ve noticed that you have a preference for slightly portly ladies. We’ve also noticed how much you dislike Feisty Wench. Does your dislike of her stem from the fact that she is thin? If you resent thin ladies it’s ok buddy, we’re here to help so we are.
10. Buddy, in a royal rumble, which of these characters from famous films from the 80’s would come out on top, and why?
a) The BMX bandits.
b) John McClane.
c) Ferris Bueller.
d) Private Pyle (aka kingdosia).
e) Connor ‘The Highlander’ MacLeod.
f) The Karate Kid.
g) Ben Richards (from The Running Man).
h) Number 5 (aka Johnny 5 from Short Circuit).
i) Scott Howard (aka Teen Wolf).
j) Travis Brickley (Chris Penn in Best of the Best).
11. Buddy, KingDosia's abnormally large head gets chopped off and spins into the vastness of space before becoming stuck in the singularity of a black hole.... slowly the fabric of space and time start to tear apart and the death of the universe is imminent when suddenly god appears before you and tells of a paradox that can return the universe to normal:
"Buddy" He says in his deep majestic voice. "Would thou choose to save the universe? if so then you must choose to erase something from this dimension permanently from reality." God ponders for a moment and sternly replies: "The 80's must be sacrificed - big hair and bright clothes and an entire decade of chick flicks and yes.... sadly, Richard Grieco must also perish - Wilst thou do it for the sake of all that is and all that ever will be? or will thee sink into the dark abyss along with The Breakfast club and Michael J. Fox?"
12. And for our final question: Buddy, this is the first paragraph of a book I am reading:
Unhappy men are all alike. Some wound they suffered long ago, some wish denied, some blow to pride, some kindling spark of love put out by scorn – or worse, indifference – cleaves to them, or they to it, and so they live each day within a shroud of yesterdays. The happy man does not look back. He doesn’t look ahead. He lives in the present.
Sometimes Buddy, I have read your posts and seen the sadness inherent in your mournful words. So how can we help you Buddy me old mucker? Is life treating you well at the moment?
And that's it Buddy me old mucker. Thanks for taking the time to answer our questions and sorry for the delay. T'was writers block don't you know, me and laddie suffer from it occassionally.