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Tanner Rhoden
03-03-2003, 01:51 PM
Everyone call her at the office. Her boss brought champagne into the office for a big lunch.

She's hammered and it's 2:00. Lucky *****

realkaps
03-03-2003, 01:52 PM
Haha, Isnt she always *****ing at Tony for drinking at work.....

handjobs4dollars
03-03-2003, 01:55 PM
bwahahahahahhaha take advange of her.

The Ensanity
03-03-2003, 01:55 PM
****in Lush...Sexy Lush!, but a lush nonetheless

Bzob
03-03-2003, 01:57 PM
HA HA HA HA I wish i was drunk at work

Bluecifer
03-03-2003, 01:59 PM
I get drunk at work all the ****in' time, just not today.

The Ensanity
03-03-2003, 02:00 PM
Originally posted by Blue Bulldogge
I get drunk at work all the ****in' time, just not today. hip flask?

Tanner Rhoden
03-03-2003, 02:00 PM
Take advantage of her?


Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

Bluecifer
03-03-2003, 02:06 PM
Originally posted by The Ensanity
hip flask?

I have one that my GF gave me for my b-day, but I never use. What usually ends up happening is that I'll go to my favorite tittybar for a steak and 3-6 microbrews at lunchtime, depending on who's working, than I stumble back to the office and tell my admins not to ****in' bother me.

The Ensanity
03-03-2003, 02:08 PM
Originally posted by Blue Bulldogge
I have one that my GF gave me for my b-day, but I never use. What usually ends up happening is that I'll go to my favorite tittybar for a steak and 3-6 microbrews at lunchtime, depending on who's working, than I stumble back to the office and tell my admins not to ****in' bother me. I wish I were you, sometimes.

Bluecifer
03-03-2003, 02:12 PM
Thanks bud! Being me has it's moments, mostly drunk one's.

Allison
03-03-2003, 02:41 PM
Theres a metal staplen wedged in my stapler. i cant pry it out either.

Tha Playa
03-03-2003, 02:42 PM
it's those cheap-ass stapler's you have.

Bluecifer
03-03-2003, 02:43 PM
Originally posted by Allison
Theres a metal staplen wedged in my stapler. i cant pry it out either.

Try yelling at it. That may help.

The Mouse
03-03-2003, 02:45 PM
How the **** does she still have a job there?

Purity
03-03-2003, 02:54 PM
Originally posted by Allison
Theres a metal staplen wedged in my stapler. i cant pry it out either.

is a "staplen" a female staple?

Purity
03-03-2003, 02:57 PM
Originally posted by kaps
Haha, Isnt she always *****ing at Tony for drinking at work.....

yes kaps. yes she does. but that's ok because allison is a hypocrite who accuses me of being a horrible pet owner while her cat prays for her demise and her iguana is consistently neglected

Allison
03-03-2003, 03:02 PM
I hope you die, Soto.

I love that lizard and Tanner has photographic proof. I hope the cat dies,too. I hope its just too much for her little body the next time tanner sodomizes her.

Tanner Rhoden
03-03-2003, 03:13 PM
Good thing I have a 2 inch penis

Allison
03-03-2003, 03:18 PM
Did it grow?

Purity
03-03-2003, 03:18 PM
you see that folks!!!!

the cat prefers to get butt****ed by tanner rather than being in allison's presence. now that is one ****TY pet owner

Allison
03-03-2003, 03:19 PM
When did you last see Inez? When did she last eat?

Purity
03-03-2003, 03:23 PM
my snake enjoys freedom and i am a nice guy so i let it roam around. i tried to feed it but it wasn't hungry.
the snake will be fine.

your iguana on the other hand is probably still trying to construct a noose out of it's own tail. just look at poor fokker in your avatar. it's almost as if he's holding up a sign that says "CALL 911".

Bluecifer
03-03-2003, 04:08 PM
Originally posted by Purity
you see that folks!!!!

the cat prefers to get butt****ed by tanner rather than being in allison's presence. now that is one ****TY pet owner

Not neccesarily, we could be talkin' about a very slutty cat.

The Ensanity
03-03-2003, 04:09 PM
HAHHAHAHHA@Slutty CaTs!!!11

Allison
03-03-2003, 04:10 PM
I think that's the case here.