Dear Playful Agony,

As most everyone here has already found out about me, I have various sides and faces to myself. However despite their complete chaos and dissorder in my head, I have learned to live in contentment with all of them coexisting as one. No matter how many sides I may have, one thing is certain.. and that is that I love you baby.

Remember when I took you to the park and we had a picnic.. and you brought your cute lil teddy bear for some reason.. then I thought it would be funny to nail it to a tree and urinate on it? I know that didn't go over so well, but I stitched it back up and cleaned it and hopefully you'll forgive me. But the good thing is that if you lick his furr, it tastes kinda salty now.. hehe, it's cute.

As I was watching you last night through your window, I was thinking how wonderfull it would be to tie you up, ball-gag you, and suspend you from my cieling as I play death-metal in the dark room lit by only 7 candles. You always used to love it when I would.. oh, I better not say it here, (kinda embarassing).

Bottom line.. oh, I've never been good with words.. what I'm tryin to say is.. that.. I love you and want to spend the rest of my life with you. Will you mary me sweety? C'mon say yes. I'm wearing the dress that you wore to prom right now, looking at myself in the mirror and saying "Im a pretty girl, Im a pretty pretty girl." .. and I'm thinking about you, and only you..
:lovers:

HAHAHHAHAHAHA

Matt and Kimee are so cute

Remeber at the party when I was nibbling on her ear and her neck.. and she got so wet on Dave's couch that we hadda put towels down? (cuz dave was all, "Ey, no juices on the couch") that was so cute!!!

Originally posted by Matt Jensen
Remeber at the party when I was nibbling on her ear and her neck.. and she got so wet on Dave's couch that we hadda put towels down? (cuz dave was all, "Ey, no juices on the couch") that was so cute!!! I remember that...you 2 were in your own world

Hahahaha......

It's hard not too with her. We go way back.. ever since that day when we met after the show.. I was commin out whiping blood off my hands from the other guy.. and she was all "Hey, wanna use my tongue to get some of that blood off?" .. and i was all, "Sure baby, ..hey, wanna go to vegas with me right now?" and she was all.. "Sure" ever since then we been happy as all hell together. I made her fall inlove with me after our first kill.. she killed him.. i cut him up in the bathtub then slowly put each piece down the garbage disposal... i still remember our first time, on that blood soaked floor, I made her scream like she was the one being cut-up.. hehe, it was so ****ing awsome.

bwahhhhahhhahaaaaaaaaahahahahhahahaha

Matt, you've lost the "shock factor" you used to receive from your morbidly arousing posts.

You're going to have to dig deeper.

good ****.

Can i hit it?

Matt u are a ****ing weirdo...

Matt you are a ****ing weirdo

That's all u gotta say to me?

Matt and Kimee, sittin in a tree...

yes because u never shut up anyways, so just have fun talking ****

Dont start that **** ensanity.....

Would you kiss me if I went in for it?

Originally posted by Playful Agony
Dont start that **** ensanity..... but Kim, I know DEEEEP down, you have some kind of feeling for Matt

ensanity you are sick, and matt stop talking to me how about you just dont mention my name ever again cause really i dont like you and i dont think i ever will......

Fiesty. I like that Kim. But I'm curious.. if we were both in Dave's room.. and I went in for a kiss, what would you have done?

Dave: has a really nice room. The aura is calm, good lighting, nice color contrast between bed-walls-carpet, and an over-all good feeling to be in.

I'm beginning to think she'd kick your ass, Matt.

hmmm

dream on stop buggin me

internet stalker.

lol.. god damnit. I'm no ****ing stalker. Leave me alone and let me crawl back into my shadows.

::Rips clothes off and crawls under table, shaking uncontrollably::

I'll be fine.. just.. keep the lights off.

Good to see you too Matt.


How was this weekend?

Weekend was kool.. the UFC started it.. followed by a lil bit of yard work saturday morning.. then a lot of running/bleachers/sprints.. chilled with friends and watched a lot of movies.. played some poker, lost a lot of money but then got it all back... ran some more. Set up a deal with a dude for an S&M movie that I'm gunna be in shortly.. should be kool. Don't know when they're gunna start shoot'n but it should be soon. and.. bout it.. saw one of my ex's at a coffee shop.. that was fun.

Originally posted by Playful Agony
dream on stop buggin me

You're so hostile...I like it!

lol

Did matt just say he was going to be in a S&M movie? Sounds like material to sell in the store.

Originally posted by Matt Jensen
Dave: has a really nice room. The aura is calm, good lighting, nice color contrast between bed-walls-carpet, and an over-all good feeling to be in.

Hear that, ladies?

That's right.

Originally posted by GhosT^x0
Hear that, ladies?

That's right.

What? That you are a gay designer?

Originally posted by lil'surfer girl
What? That you are a gay designer?

owned. bwhahahahahhhaaa

Originally posted by gman
owned. bwhahahahahhhaaa


Your one to talk

Originally posted by Playful Agony
Your one to talk PWN3D!!!11

whats up ensanity? How are you today?

Originally posted by Playful Agony
Your one to talk

I'm not a gay designer, so you don't know what you are talking about. A little to much crack tonight.

Originally posted by Playful Agony
whats up ensanity? How are you today? Im good. A little bored at work, but very good...How are you?

Originally posted by gman
I'm not a gay designer, so you don't know what you are talking about. A little to much crack tonight.



***** your owned by everyone on this post bored!!! And my brother isnt a gay designer FAT BOY.......Shut your ass up already!!!!!

Matt always starts the best threads EVER!!!!!!!!

wooooooooooooo hoooooooooo! YAY!

Originally posted by The Ensanity
Im good. A little bored at work, but very good...How are you?


Same here bored, waiting for my friend to pick me up

Hell!!!11 Im not going to say pwn3d nomore.

why is that ensanity?

Originally posted by Playful Agony
why is that ensanity? He gets PWN3D too much, that toothless bastard

hahahahahaahahaaaaa

I'm leaving to train but ensanity I would kill you.

Originally posted by gman
I'm leaving to train but ensanity I would kill you. Please. You couldnt handle me on my worst day...Id tap your retard ass faster Anna Nicole downing a twinkie

Originally posted by Playful Agony
***** your owned by everyone on this post bored!!! And my brother isnt a gay designer FAT BOY.......Shut your ass up already!!!!!

Why are you yelling at gman? I am the one who called Dave a gay designer.

why not? Its fun

Ahhhhh, okay...well then, carry on.

Originally posted by lil'surfer girl
I am the one who called Dave a gay designer.

... and I am the one who just made your nipple his background wallpaper on his work computer.

Must be the gay designer in me.

"I'm known for the flip of the coca-ina, I'm heavy in the street like the 7 series bemma man, hit em with the neena man or the four fifth guaronteed to lean ya man WO. I'm the reason that your block is vacant, malicious will hit ya just to make a stament ***** cursin cash money, who aint rich? don;t compair me to you N*gga you aint this WO "

i want a pic of her nipple!

Me too...

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
"I'm known for the flip of the coca-ina, I'm heavy in the street like the 7 series bemma man, hit em with the neena man or the four fifth guaronteed to lean ya man WO. I'm the reason that your block is vacant, malicious will hit ya just to make a stament ***** cursin cash money, who aint rich? don;t compair me to you N*gga you aint this WO " Clipse? Why? What happen to that boy?

you askin me why?

or are you just namin the song

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
you askin me why?

or are you just namin the song Why are you singing clipse ****?

i like it.

you got any other sugestions?

Originally posted by GhosT^x0
... and I am the one who just made your nipple his background wallpaper on his work computer.

Must be the gay designer in me.

You still have that??

Oh my....how you doin, Dave? Looking fine today :lovers:

Originally posted by lil'surfer girl
You still have that??

Oh my....how you doin, Dave? Looking fine today :lovers:

:) :) :) :) :)

I'm doing well... had a great weekend, gonna have a great night tonight... good training, will probably eat well, and will probably get good rest tonight.

Hows about you?

I'm ok, just getting ready for work..blah, blah