You have questions about your miserable existence? Ask away.

Let me give you an example:

Q: Why is Bush so stupid?

A: He just is.

Q: Why are Canadians so hated on this forum?

A: Kaps

Q: Por qué "que" es "que"?

A: Tocate los cojones...no tengo ni idea...

(Typical stupid and filosophical question...)

Porque "que" no puede ser como.

DIOS!!! Te quiero Kimuraaa!!!
Q:Pero y por qué "como" es "como"???

A: mmmmm....This depend of the circunstancies...."how", "what", "when"...

Gracias Leather, pero no me gustan hombres. Kimura es para mujeres solamente!

Q: Why have showed my post these smiles?

A: mmmmmm.... because I put Q (double dot) Pero....

Whoa Leather, this is not the way it works. You ask, I answer.

Q: Dondes esta la bano?

En tu casa kaps.

Originally posted by Kimura
Whoa Leather, this is not the way it works. You ask, I answer.

Ok, ok .....sorry..mmmmmm....

Q:Why not is there an smileface with a chainsaw?

Because violent smilies are not a good thing. We must all be nice to each other here.

I lost $5 yesterday, where is it?

Q: Why does my weiner get as small as gmans when i go in cold water?

You live in Northern Cal so I'm willing to bet xaidaix pickpocketed you, since he's the only one in your area.

Do fat chicks "come" quicker?
Will Gman ever get laid?
Will Kaps have 10K posts by June?

No
No
Yes

answer my question dammit!

Sorry Bzob, I was out for a minute. Your weiner is made up of tissue that needs constant blood flow which is restricted when subjected to very cold temperature thus bringing about shrinkage.

Originally posted by Kimura
Sorry Bzob, I was out for a minute. Your weiner is made up of tissue that needs constant blood flow which is restricted when subjected to very cold temperature thus bringing about shrinkage.

translation........I needed time to go to google and look it up

Is Waylander dead?

What's your question Curly?

Waylander is not dead, he's simply hiding out from the public until he gets enough ammunition to kill Adam, Tony, and Chris in their Huntington Beach home.

Q: Even though i am a mesomorph (is that the big one?) can i ever truley be tight like a tiger?

Q: Why is Greenland always frozen and Iceland is always Green?
Q: Why do we drive on a parkway, but park on a driveway?

Bzob, you can be under 200 lbs. if you really wanted to be, but your tremendous appetite and constant beer drinking will not allow you to be tight like a tiger so the answer is no.

if a bear ****s in the........no wait if a tree falls on the pope.........damn it........if the pope ****s on a tree.......**** it I quit

Greenland and Iceland are both full of ice. Driveways are for driving in and out of and parkways are called that so commercial vehicles can feel left out, sorta like no dogs allowed in the park.

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

A woodchuck would chuck enough wood to stick it in your ass and hurt you.

answer my question you slacker or delete this thread so a real Q and A person can handle your call flow

I answered your question fool! Look on page 2.

Where can I get tickets to the WEC 6 show?

Q: How could get UFC/ Pride tapes in PAL system?

call (866) 4-palace or go to www.thepalace.net

A: Leather, you can't.

Q: Why???!!!

you can rip them down and make your own or watch the north american ones on your computer
http://www.dvdrhelp.com/

Because UFC and PRIDE have their own commentators.

This site looks interesting....thanks Curly...

You must not make your own version of the UFC or PRIDE. This is the law.

Sorry Kimura

Sorry that you won't be tight like a tiger?

Originally posted by Kimura
call (866) 4-palace or go to www.thepalace.net

Niether one of these helped.....

Keep trying kaps.

How do you say, "how much for a blowjob?" in Icelandic?

What? You don't know? OK then, here's some questions for you.1.Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those
little bottles
of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards. NAIVE

2. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a
peeing section
in a swimming pool?

3. OK... so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and
the Tampa
Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs", what does that make the
Tennessee
Titans?

4. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea. . Does that mean that
one enjoys
it?


6. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times,
does he
become disoriented?

7. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from
Holland called Holes?

8. Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack?

9. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

10. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

11. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

12. When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts" and you
put your two cents in. . . What happens to the other penny?

13. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

14. Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just
stale bread to begin with?

15. When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

16. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a
person who drives a racecar not called a racist?

17. Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

18. Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

19. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

20. "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English
language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?

21. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it
follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys
deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners
depressed?

22. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge. Would they call it Fed UP?

23. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

24. What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?


26. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little
spoons and forks so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use. Toothpicks?

27. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office?
What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their
pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they
deliver the mail?

28. If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly
are the others here for?

HA HA HA HA

9. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

Yes they do enjoy being infants even more than adults enjoy adultery because babies feel no guilt.

Why does my woman love the **** so much?